THESE ARE HORRIBLE. PAGE 2, COMMENT 2, SOMEONE TELL ME MINE SHOULDN’T HAVE WON? BULLSHIT!!!

Humor*

Those are supposed to be the funniest?? You’ve gotta be kidding! Did your children vote?

Besides mine of course, the ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST COMMENT was:

Rich Franklin poses with 3 girls and Evan Tanners carcass.

That’s fucking humo….. lighten up!!!!

mmafan420 had gold there with his late post…I think beezle from the honors and RWR from the winners were the only funny ones from their group.

“Rich Franklin and 4 other people who have a bachelor’s in mathematics.”…that made me laugh more than all that other shit and I wrote it.

Funniest part is that Professor MMA’s terrible attempt honorable mention is what made me quit reading the comments out of frustration.

These are all shit. Brutal…

Wow these all seem like bad 13 yr. old Jr. high jokes. Mine was way funnier. Fuck it.

@RWR – Congrats on your win, and I’m so sorry to hear that you won. I’ll send you Stomp Da Yard to make up for Beatdown not being Step Up.

@Viva – Seriously, you have to be a fullblown ruh-TARD to come up with Tikeforce. I am proud and ashamed at the same time. A single tear runs down my cheek.

@cecil – Wow. You should win the contest for that planned tattoo. And also get locked up immediately. Amber alert!

@Biff – Thanks man! I got my entries in at like 10 last night. Probably anything after page one of the comments was too late!

P.S. +1 to mmafan420 – that’s some funny shit

Shit, I didn’t even realize Ace and MJ were in the picture until you guys mentioned it…guess I was looking elsewhere.

lol @ smitty’s

I feel like the big winner.. I get props, but not penalized and sent a horrible dvd. Thank you CP!

Mofo should be allowed at least an honorable mention, even if it’s too late. Pretty funny stuff.

Mine would’ve been something like: “After mingling around all night, Rich was psyched at getting the chance to share a bed with the spray-tanned women after the party, but definitely disappointed at the notion of sharing a picture with these girls… as well as their chaffeur, Corey Feldman.”

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After this picture was taken, Rich Franklin was hoping to get lucky. Unfortunately he still had to just “beat it”.

The question is not: does a random Cyborg joke seem to win every time, no matter what the picture?

It’s: why haven’t you made a random Cyborg joke to win one of these?

^_^

@RwR – ya know, I hadn’t though of getting a tattoo on my chest, maybe I’ll do that. I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my schlong in all caps. It’ll say PEDO until the fun starts… then the PHILE will come out to play.

Happy Fuckin’ Friday muhfukas!

Comiserations RWR. Great caption, shame about the prize.

I used the words “sluts, hump and lesbian” and didn’t win. Motherfucker.

@ cecils – It’s great to know and honor your heritage. You should get a giant “Pedo- Pride” tattoo on your chest in homage to your past.

I was going to put :

A steer
A queer
…and 3 deer

but I really didn’t want to win.

Mofo Says:

Franklin: “I need an aduuuuuult! I need an aduuuuuuult!”

That shit is pretty damn funny!

Wow! I actually won one of these things? And it feels as good as I imagined it would, knowing that I won a copy of, wha………………. aw fuck!!!

I thought it was “Step Up 3D.”

RwilsonR rocked it…

BTW I did my family tree so I could trace my genetics. I learned that my grandfather was full blooded pedo – that makes me a quarter pedo!

I wanna do nasty things to the girl on the far left…

@yousaypotato That is a great idea! Now that’s a contest I can win!

Is it just me or does a random Cyborg joke seem to win every time, no matter what the picture?

@Mofo,
Tikeforce=classic!

I clap for you sir.

Instead of honorable mentions, how about DIS-honorable mentions. That would be fun. Acknowledge the worst of us. We like to be noticed too.

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It takes blood sweat and tears to come up with retarded crap like the following! So screw it I’ll post my entries here, they aren’t gonna get read on page 5 of the contest.

You hear the door slam and realize there’s nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder who’s finger’s up your bum
You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while, you feel the finger slidin’ up inside
You’re outta time, ’cause this is thriller, thriller night!

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Ace and his new BJ coach.

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“You think it’s funny when you make your ass talk, huh Ace? I’m gonna reach up your ass and make your FACE talk. Like a meat puppet.”

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Franklin: “I need an aduuuuuult! I need an aduuuuuuult!”

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With a record of eight wins, zero losses, Michael “Molester” Jackson is undefeated in Tikeforce Championships. He plans to move up to adult competition with the help of new coach Rich Franklin.

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Tune in this Wednesday to find out, who will be the NEXT Ultimate Whiter!

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Bored with BJJ, Ace moves on to MJJ: Michael Jackson’s Junk.

they all suck…..

So that’s Micheal Jackson right?

Ha-ha! Screw you, CP! I’m not a loser, I downloaded Beatdown from the net so I can watch it for free!

Oh, wait, maybe anyone who watches Beatdown is already a loser…

Sigh! :-<

I SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST WON HONORABLE MENTION. YOU SMALL TIME MOTHERFUCKERS.

I dont get the jorge gurgel hat comment…can someone elaborate?

Yea whats up with no honorable mentions? And there was a submission from a dude, I think his name was beezlebub or something that said “Photographic evidence that MJ is in hell.”, and that shit was funny.

I wouldn’t want the prize if I won this contest. I don’t even like watching Bisping when he fights, why would anyone watch an entire movie with him?

May I be the first to say, mine was funnier, you guys don’t know humor, I will be over at Infected Stump with people who know humor.

LOL were they so shitty this time that there were no honorable mentions? RWilsonR was definitely my favorite.

RWR FTW