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‘Beatdown’ Caption Contest, Part 2 — The Winners!

Thanks to everybody who submitted captions for our second Beatdown caption contest we had more entries for this one in the first hour than our entire Boston Fan Expo Lackey contest, which is both telling and hurtful.

Serously, who wouldn’t want to hang with Ben and ReX13 for a weekend in beantown? Rex might have even shared some of his sweet dance moves with you.

So who will get to enjoy Beatdown in the privacy of their own home? First some honorable mentions…

"I always knew fighting would get me chicks, but god damn! an orgy with 4 girls!? LUCKY ME!" -Professor MMA

"Only after one of the girls asks Rich exactly what a BJ-J is, Does he realize he signed up for the wrong seminar and it clicks why MJ is the instructor." -El Supreme Nacho

"Photographic proof that Michael Jackson is indeed in hell." -Beelzebuddy

"…Rich wakes up with a throbbing headache. He’s in a motel room he doesn’t recognise. He can’t seem to remember how he got there. He swears he only had the one drink. There’s a photo of him and three chicks with a Michael Jackson impersonator on a camera by the bed. "Weird", he thinks aloud. He hears a shower running. He’s starting to think he might have taken the girls back here for a night of "Rich creamy love", as he calls it. He hears high-pitched giggling from the bathroom, a smile spreads across his face.
Then he sees it, a white sequined glove on the bedside table…"
-Rear Naked Poke who painted such a vivid picture it was somewhat disturbing.

And now the winners…


winner1: "Ace Ventura: Ped- Detective" - RwilsonR

winner2: "LLLLIKE UH GLOVE!!!" -Smitty

winner3: "Chris Cyborg’s not so bad looking when she puts on alot of makeup." – Deadpanda

winner4: "Even Frankilin thought Jorge Gurgel‘s white hat looks stupid." -blackboxmma

If your name has been called, please e-mail contest@cagepotato.com with your real name, address, and format preference (DVD or Blu-Ray) and we’ll get a copy of Beatdown out to you as soon as we can.


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OneMorePunchFujita- September 3, 2010 at 6:49 pm
THESE ARE HORRIBLE. PAGE 2, COMMENT 2, SOMEONE TELL ME MINE SHOULDN'T HAVE WON? BULLSHIT!!!
RSparrow- September 3, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Humor*
RSparrow- September 3, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Those are supposed to be the funniest?? You've gotta be kidding! Did your children vote?

Besides mine of course, the ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST COMMENT was:

Rich Franklin poses with 3 girls and Evan Tanners carcass.

That's fucking humo..... lighten up!!!!

MoTropolis- September 3, 2010 at 2:59 pm
mmafan420 had gold there with his late post...I think beezle from the honors and RWR from the winners were the only funny ones from their group.

"Rich Franklin and 4 other people who have a bachelor's in mathematics."...that made me laugh more than all that other shit and I wrote it.
Charming Charlie- September 3, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Funniest part is that Professor MMA's terrible attempt honorable mention is what made me quit reading the comments out of frustration.
Big Jumpin Dad- September 3, 2010 at 1:59 pm
These are all shit. Brutal...
dxhernandez- September 3, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Wow these all seem like bad 13 yr. old Jr. high jokes. Mine was way funnier. Fuck it.
Mofo- September 3, 2010 at 11:56 am
@RWR - Congrats on your win, and I'm so sorry to hear that you won. I'll send you Stomp Da Yard to make up for Beatdown not being Step Up.

@Viva - Seriously, you have to be a fullblown ruh-TARD to come up with Tikeforce. I am proud and ashamed at the same time. A single tear runs down my cheek.

@cecil - Wow. You should win the contest for that planned tattoo. And also get locked up immediately. Amber alert!

@Biff - Thanks man! I got my entries in at like 10 last night. Probably anything after page one of the comments was too late!
flyingogoplata- September 3, 2010 at 11:49 am
P.S. +1 to mmafan420 - that's some funny shit
flyingogoplata- September 3, 2010 at 11:48 am
Shit, I didn't even realize Ace and MJ were in the picture until you guys mentioned it...guess I was looking elsewhere.
2DaDeath- September 3, 2010 at 11:39 am
lol @ smitty's
El Supreme Nacho- September 3, 2010 at 11:38 am
I feel like the big winner.. I get props, but not penalized and sent a horrible dvd. Thank you CP!
Biffmiester- September 3, 2010 at 11:12 am
Mofo should be allowed at least an honorable mention, even if it's too late. Pretty funny stuff.

Mine would've been something like: "After mingling around all night, Rich was psyched at getting the chance to share a bed with the spray-tanned women after the party, but definitely disappointed at the notion of sharing a picture with these girls... as well as their chaffeur, Corey Feldman."

(hxxp://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/michael_jackson/2009/07/07/2009-07-07_corey_feldman_dresses_like_the_king_of_pop_at_michael_jackson_memorial.html)
mmafan420- September 3, 2010 at 11:05 am
After this picture was taken, Rich Franklin was hoping to get lucky. Unfortunately he still had to just "beat it".
Deadpanda- September 3, 2010 at 11:03 am
The question is not: does a random Cyborg joke seem to win every time, no matter what the picture?

It's: why haven't you made a random Cyborg joke to win one of these?

^_^
cecils_pupils- September 3, 2010 at 10:57 am
@RwR - ya know, I hadn't though of getting a tattoo on my chest, maybe I'll do that. I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my schlong in all caps. It'll say PEDO until the fun starts... then the PHILE will come out to play.

Happy Fuckin' Friday muhfukas!
Clyde- September 3, 2010 at 10:30 am
Comiserations RWR. Great caption, shame about the prize.
Bigeasy314- September 3, 2010 at 10:13 am
I used the words "sluts, hump and lesbian" and didn't win. Motherfucker.
RwilsonR- September 3, 2010 at 9:32 am
@ cecils - It's great to know and honor your heritage. You should get a giant "Pedo- Pride" tattoo on your chest in homage to your past.
dranokills- September 3, 2010 at 9:07 am
I was going to put :

A steer
A queer
...and 3 deer


but I really didn't want to win.
RwilsonR- September 3, 2010 at 8:58 am
Mofo Says:

Franklin: "I need an aduuuuuult! I need an aduuuuuuult!"


That shit is pretty damn funny!
RwilsonR- September 3, 2010 at 8:56 am
Wow! I actually won one of these things? And it feels as good as I imagined it would, knowing that I won a copy of, wha................... aw fuck!!!

I thought it was "Step Up 3D."
cecils_pupils- September 3, 2010 at 8:46 am
RwilsonR rocked it...

BTW I did my family tree so I could trace my genetics. I learned that my grandfather was full blooded pedo - that makes me a quarter pedo!

I wanna do nasty things to the girl on the far left...
shitbag- September 3, 2010 at 8:43 am
@yousaypotato That is a great idea! Now that's a contest I can win!
Kicktothegroin- September 3, 2010 at 8:39 am
Is it just me or does a random Cyborg joke seem to win every time, no matter what the picture?
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