
Thanks to everybody who submitted captions for our second Beatdown caption contest we had more entries for this one in the first hour than our entire Boston Fan Expo Lackey contest, which is both telling and hurtful.
Serously, who wouldn’t want to hang with Ben and ReX13 for a weekend in beantown? Rex might have even shared some of his sweet dance moves with you.
So who will get to enjoy Beatdown in the privacy of their own home? First some honorable mentions…
"I always knew fighting would get me chicks, but god damn! an orgy with 4 girls!? LUCKY ME!" -Professor MMA
"Only after one of the girls asks Rich exactly what a BJ-J is, Does he realize he signed up for the wrong seminar and it clicks why MJ is the instructor." -El Supreme Nacho
"Photographic proof that Michael Jackson is indeed in hell." -Beelzebuddy
"…Rich wakes up with a throbbing headache. He’s in a motel room he doesn’t recognise. He can’t seem to remember how he got there. He swears he only had the one drink. There’s a photo of him and three chicks with a Michael Jackson impersonator on a camera by the bed. "Weird", he thinks aloud. He hears a shower running. He’s starting to think he might have taken the girls back here for a night of "Rich creamy love", as he calls it. He hears high-pitched giggling from the bathroom, a smile spreads across his face.
Then he sees it, a white sequined glove on the bedside table…" -Rear Naked Poke who painted such a vivid picture it was somewhat disturbing.
And now the winners…
winner1: "Ace Ventura: Ped- Detective" - RwilsonR
winner2: "LLLLIKE UH GLOVE!!!" -Smitty
winner3: "Chris Cyborg’s not so bad looking when she puts on alot of makeup." – Deadpanda
winner4: "Even Frankilin thought Jorge Gurgel‘s white hat looks stupid." -blackboxmma
If your name has been called, please e-mail contest@cagepotato.com with your real name, address, and format preference (DVD or Blu-Ray) and we’ll get a copy of Beatdown out to you as soon as we can.









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commentsBesides mine of course, the ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST COMMENT was:
Rich Franklin poses with 3 girls and Evan Tanners carcass.
That's fucking humo..... lighten up!!!!
"Rich Franklin and 4 other people who have a bachelor's in mathematics."...that made me laugh more than all that other shit and I wrote it.
@Viva - Seriously, you have to be a fullblown ruh-TARD to come up with Tikeforce. I am proud and ashamed at the same time. A single tear runs down my cheek.
@cecil - Wow. You should win the contest for that planned tattoo. And also get locked up immediately. Amber alert!
@Biff - Thanks man! I got my entries in at like 10 last night. Probably anything after page one of the comments was too late!
Mine would've been something like: "After mingling around all night, Rich was psyched at getting the chance to share a bed with the spray-tanned women after the party, but definitely disappointed at the notion of sharing a picture with these girls... as well as their chaffeur, Corey Feldman."
(hxxp://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/michael_jackson/2009/07/07/2009-07-07_corey_feldman_dresses_like_the_king_of_pop_at_michael_jackson_memorial.html)
It's: why haven't you made a random Cyborg joke to win one of these?
^_^
Happy Fuckin' Friday muhfukas!
A steer
A queer
...and 3 deer
but I really didn't want to win.
Franklin: "I need an aduuuuuult! I need an aduuuuuuult!"
That shit is pretty damn funny!
I thought it was "Step Up 3D."
BTW I did my family tree so I could trace my genetics. I learned that my grandfather was full blooded pedo - that makes me a quarter pedo!
I wanna do nasty things to the girl on the far left...
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