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Because It’s Friday: Watch Anderson Silva Judge Brazil’s Finest Asses [VIDEO]

(Thankfully, Silva’s wife was too busy making steak sandwiches for a certain someone, and could not be in attendance.) 


If I knew that this was how fighters undergoing injury rehabilitation were treated in Brazil, I would have thrown myself in front of that horse truck that ran over Antonio Rodrigo Nogueria years ago. We have no clue what the name of this show is (Melhor do Brasil maybe?), but we feel that depriving you of that piece of information won’t really irk you when you take a look at the drop dead gorgeous women that the current UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva got to judge as part of a body painting contest.

Apparently this video is from September of last year. We don’t care. And neither should you.

Silva is set to defend his title against Chael Sonnen at UFC 147, which goes down from the Estádio Olímpico João Havelange in Rio de Janeiro on June 16th. That is, if Sonnen is not trampled to death during his walk out by the 80,000 bloodthirsty Brazilians in attendance.

Speaking of Brazilian knockouts, check out a fight that is best described as the Brazilian version of Cheick Kongo vs. Pat Barry below.

Geronimo “Mondragon” Dos Santos, who is perhaps best known for getting steamrolled by Josh Barnett at an Impact FC event back in July of 2010, squared off against Rodrigo “Mamute” Da Silva last Friday. The match only lasted 58 seconds, but it was a Goddamn thrilling 58 seconds. After Dos Santos nearly got lawnchaired by a wild left hook at the fight’s 40 second mark, he managed to pop back to his feet and deliver a straight right that dropped his opponent to the mat like…well, like Pat Barry. A few unnecessary punches followed it up and this baby was all over. Need some more similarites to the Kongo/Barry fight? How about the “nuh-uh” hand gesture that Dos Santos gives to the crowd after that zombified comeback? That cheeky bastard.

Insane fact: Dos Santos has fought eighteen times in the past two years. Travis Fulton would approve.

-J. Jones

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Alan K- March 24, 2012 at 12:32 pm
At the end of the show the audience voted with winning girl getting the chance to cook a steak for Chael Sonnen.
Godoftheclam- March 23, 2012 at 6:47 pm
clan of the clam approves of the first video
Godoftheclam- March 23, 2012 at 6:50 pm
ooo yea the frist chick had the best ass by the way
rpn452- March 23, 2012 at 5:26 pm
The music when they have all three of those super hotties together near the end reminds me of Kid Icarus. It has been a couple of decades since I had that NES, but I'm still picturing a reaper with a bunch of baby reapers floating around.

Cheer up, number 3, you can have me as a consolation prize. Uh oh, that seems to have made it worse.
Adolf_Hitler- March 23, 2012 at 2:01 pm
I dont give a fuck im watching this at work, i will be fired for a good reason at least
RaginAsian- March 23, 2012 at 1:28 pm
I'm not even an ass guy, but God DAMN.
danomite- March 23, 2012 at 12:56 pm
too bad the black(er?) guy won. He pretty blatantly kneed the other guys testicles into his abdomen twice in a row. for a second I thought the other guy was cabbage, but then I saw him get knocked out and realized it wasn't him.
Seaman Honor-Chin- March 23, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Who was Moby Dick's father?

Papa Boner!
mattyr31- March 23, 2012 at 10:56 am
This is the post of the year! Beautiful woman and a comeback knockout... Well played cagepotato
The12ozCurls- March 23, 2012 at 9:40 am
This really should have been split into 2 separate posts. I'm watching clip one and starting to work on a semi-boner and then I go to clip 2 and I am all adrenalized. Now my heart is pumping and I got a mediocre chubby and I am at work. I can't get up cuz I'm pitchin' a tent but I need to walk around after that KO. I am totally screwed. Thanks JJ - at least you didn't link us to Paul Harris's alleged leg break. But that being said, both awesome clips.
SA_OC- March 23, 2012 at 10:46 am
LOL! I'm in the same situation right now!!
tp24890- March 23, 2012 at 9:18 am