Behold, the Arianny Celeste Fathead

(My God, that’s the worst sunburn I’ve ever seen. Images courtesy of missariannyceleste.fantegrate.com via CageWriter)

In case your Brock Lesnar and Georges St. Pierre Fatheads need company, Arianny Celeste is now selling a "Super Lifesized Wallsticker" on her store page. For just $49.99, a 5’7" two-dimensional representation of the UFC Octagon Girl can be yours to slap onto any flat surface. Check out that first thumbnail image, in which the Arianny wallsticker is displayed in what appears to be an Ikea model-bedroom — so unlike any bedroom that this sticker would actually be displayed in. Where are the bags of Cheetos? The TapouT-brand bed-sheets? The bottle of hand lotion on the end-table? A little truth in advertising would be nice, that’s all I’m saying…

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wer108- January 31, 2011 at 6:32 am

Everytime I see her or Brittany Palmer I get a "fat head"!

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noizy- January 28, 2011 at 5:53 pm

That single bed in the picture is quite appropriate, because if you ever invite a girl in your room and she sees a full size octagon girl pasted on your wall, she will reconsider calling you back the next day.

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Poison_tree- January 28, 2011 at 5:44 pm

My first thought lol, and um, id bet money that someone DOES do that.

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fatbellyfrank- January 28, 2011 at 3:52 pm

She's letting Tiki fucken dickwad Ghosn slip her the beef bayonet, she's now dead to me. Now if you'll excuse me I,m going to Jack off to my Marloes Coenen slide show

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Sniffer-Piffits- January 28, 2011 at 11:45 am

@ kid clam curtains:

"Scratch and sniff ham wallet" is the funnist fuckin thing I've ever heard!!! I just sharted at work because of that! LOL!!!

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Turd Furgeson- January 28, 2011 at 10:22 am

That's all I need is another thing to scrape off my wall.

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El Guapo- January 28, 2011 at 10:18 am

Mira, mira! Toma-toma!! Gimmee, gimmee!!!

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Viva Hate- January 28, 2011 at 10:18 am

I never thought CP would put up any pictures of Arianny again after that last incident.......Has DW called yet?

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Kid Clam Curtains- January 28, 2011 at 9:31 am

If it has a scratch n sniff ham wallet I'd buy it.

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rearnakedchickenchoke- January 28, 2011 at 9:26 am

finally! a skin for my blow up doll! Does it come with adhesive or do I provide my own?

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BONGTAR- January 28, 2011 at 9:23 am

She lost me with the Tiki thing. She dates the biggest ass hat I've come across in MMA. This big sticker gives me no boner! But seriously, Tiki fucking I need to grow the fuck up and stop dying my 90's goat like a teeneage emo fuck the world little girl Ghosen? I just cant wrap my head around that one.

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RwilsonR- January 28, 2011 at 8:57 am

Meh. Let me know when they make one that I can slap onto a 3-dimensional inflatable surface.

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LOKI- January 28, 2011 at 8:56 am

For $50 you could bang 5 of her cousins in the Philippines and you wouldnt even have to clean them off after.

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Sniffer-Piffits- January 28, 2011 at 8:56 am

I have no idea how the back of those Fatheads stick to the wall, but after I had that one for a week I know how the front would stick to the wall.... just sayin...

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glassjawsh- January 28, 2011 at 8:52 am

playboy version or i dont care at all

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RearNakedSpoon- January 28, 2011 at 8:42 am

That is just creepy.

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Stak40- January 28, 2011 at 8:42 am

Burrito-destroyed the comp. You got this one buddy!

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DeepHalf- January 28, 2011 at 8:41 am

wait 50 dollars for that!! that's a 3 month subscription to bangbros, according to uh this guy I know from my gym.

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Tai-Pan- January 28, 2011 at 8:32 am

^^^LOL

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El Famous Burrito- January 28, 2011 at 8:28 am

Ironic, because the flattest surface I can think of to put this is Arianny's ass itself.

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mat84- January 28, 2011 at 8:27 am

lmao priceless

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ReX13- January 28, 2011 at 8:26 am

Ok, so there wasn't much to the post, but then people started commenting...

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MyDonkeyPunch- January 28, 2011 at 8:22 am

@ Fried Taco

Hahaha I like it. I think you should go with the Cyborg version instead though. And keep whispering to your wife when smacking bellies... who's your number 2?

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mat84- January 28, 2011 at 8:21 am

you guys see the video of her takein a leak on tito ortiz

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intercept440- January 28, 2011 at 8:15 am

i dont want her fat head.

i want her to give phat head.

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