props on “TheGuidaAbides”

Is that close to Canada?

@RwilsonR

The creators of South Park are from Colorado.

@Danomite,

I got 50 on it that that dude’s locked up somewhere. What’s up you want it?

Dr. Toboggan >> That’s a fair and thoughtful critique. Thanks.

Wait, what?

It’s all becoming clear to me now. Sylvia is mkylhoey…mkylhoey is Sylvia….SILVIA’S A MAN?!

No big news for the day? Caption contest. Done.

Can someone please explain what the fuck this is? Are these “real” people? Are they fighters? Is the whole thing FAKE? What is this?

Eskimo’s prefer to be called Snow Monkeys. Ice Beaners or Polar Gooks are also acceptable. At least that’s what I learned from South Park. I think the creators of that show are Canadian, so I figured they know.

Nice effort, but it’s going to be so difficult to live up to the standards of the Dugout that this is going to seem lame by comparison no matter how good it is. This isn’t just inspired by those guys, it’s everything they do nearly verbatim but in a MMA format. Why not try to expand on the idea even a little?

(Old school news editor voice)”You’re doing good, Rexy, you’re doing real good, see. Keep this up and you’ll make it big. Real big, see.”

I have been coming here for over 2 years, but this is the last straw. I’m only writing this because this was my favorite website for a long time and it has just been on a steady decline over the past 8 to 10 months. thanks for the laughs, hopefully you get back to what you once were, “find the old cagepotato”

Peace out hommies.

You guys ever seen “The Eskimo Kid”? It was like some 80′s feel good kids’ movie our teacher made us watch. Must’ve been in the 4th or 5th grade. I think the kid was able to fly or some shit.

@Armfarmer
You don’t have to be offended to simply point out racism.
It’s all good though, it’s just indigenous people and shit right?
I thought this was rather unfunny and so I just wanted to give some constructive criticism.
@expectjesusbro
Now that shit offends me.

If you post 4 articles a day please try to make sure at least 2 of them are entertaining. Or at least toss some ring skanks in there.

@getoffme
Youre offended because they said eskimos?? Lol

Dont get it… Well i guess i get it, I just dont think its funny or worthwhile. Thepennismightier is the only thing that got a brief smile, and thats only because i read it as “the penis mightier”.

Eskimo is racist?

I thought it was better that alot of what I see around. What on the internets IS original anyway. Haters gonna hate.

@knuckle

I was saying the same thing about HD. They should just have him do the Technoviking impersonation and call it a day.

If you’re going to steal someone’s bit, you should probably at least try and add to it or improve on it. This was horrible.

Crush >> i believe that Tito’s Ortiz could probably reach, yeah.

RX- Are you going to tell me that the selection and alignment of the Tito/Ken Shamrock photos is completely accidental?

@BONGTAR: I saw that too! You assholes are famous!

Alright, I’ll concede a little… “ThePennIsMightier” reference did almost produce a smirk, you know, on the inside.

this was pure gold!! this is why i come to CP over any other MMA site. You can get dry, bland MMA news anywhere, but only CP truly captures the essence of some of these crazy ass fu*kers. The Arona comment was the best part.

Eskimo is straight racist…fix that.
It’s like N word when reffering to African Americans.

The only thing funny about this is everyone’s screen names. They made me crack up.

uh, i went to WithLeather. In the article where he bashe Rogan, he used my post from this site in reference to what an asshole I am….I’m honored.

i thought it was funny

A good thing to come from this is I went over to the WithLeather site for the first time and read a couple of articles, and they are actually pretty funny. Someone hire that guy for this site.

I’m really not sure what to make of this.

i get how it had potential to be funny. it just wasn’t.

Ok the Brock theological photo/voice is pretty funny, the rogan 180 (360 means he returns to his original spot) did make me laugh, BJ’s mom’s rant on him bathing in Seal fat and vasaline is pretty funny, but Sylvia being an absolute dolt was hilarious. Should have made Diaz either full thug or a rhodes scholar and the whole 209 joining the chat room and not mugging someone was wasted opportunity.

Overall decent Parody Rex.

For the record, LargeMidget and the Forum Assholes had NOTHING to do with this.

I’m no literary critic, but I know what I hate. And I didn’t hate this.

The Brock Lesnar photo is pure gold.

Sorry HardKnock. I’ve been putting in some hours getting all these little pictures sized just right and making a background that doesn’t look like a five year old did it in MSPaint.

I figure no less than five of these are coming. If ya’ll still hate it then, fine.

But seriously, i’m so proud of “SerraFirma”, how are you bastards not loving that?

Wow. Shit man, I’m not one of these assholes who have been baggin on the CP lately but that straight up sucked cock.

As for the story…DW causing Rogan to revert to his “toughest challenge” line, and then him getting on Rampage for saying honkey is hilarious.

I don’t know what to say. I read the whole thing. It amused me without furthering my knowledge about anything other than holy fuck is that really bj’s mom and also did Brock really wear little glasses? Did he also have a little notebook? Why does he look so much like Diesel? I guess it gets my grudging stamp of approval based solely on the premise that Rex can make it funny. You BETTER make it FUNNY every God damn time, REX!

I dig it.

Are we really going to continue ignoring the fact that Pat Barry’s sunglasses are UPSIDE FUCKING DOWN in those goddamn tapout commercials. Really? Idiot.

Wow… never again please.

LOL @ ThePennIsMightier

PELE TAKE HIM!!!

Funny. Wish it were you guys’ idea first though. Kinda weak stealin’ other peoples ideas. GSP is not impressed.

OK, I thought it was pretty stupid when I started reading it, but I laughed a few times. The Rogan 360 was pretty funny.

I got a kick out of it. Now back to work.

Not bad. I laughed a couple of times.

is Shinkick supposed to be BJ’s mom?

Wat.

this is like turning down the new jersery turnpike….theres never a good reason to do so.

Rex13 i hope your not part of this fucking travesty

uh…