Eskimo's prefer to be called Snow Monkeys. Ice Beaners or Polar Gooks are also acceptable. At least that's what I learned from South Park. I think the creators of that show are Canadian, so I figured they know.
Nice effort, but it's going to be so difficult to live up to the standards of the Dugout that this is going to seem lame by comparison no matter how good it is. This isn't just inspired by those guys, it's everything they do nearly verbatim but in a MMA format. Why not try to expand on the idea even a little?
I have been coming here for over 2 years, but this is the last straw. I'm only writing this because this was my favorite website for a long time and it has just been on a steady decline over the past 8 to 10 months. thanks for the laughs, hopefully you get back to what you once were, "find the old cagepotato"
You guys ever seen "The Eskimo Kid"? It was like some 80's feel good kids' movie our teacher made us watch. Must've been in the 4th or 5th grade. I think the kid was able to fly or some shit.
@Armfarmer
You don't have to be offended to simply point out racism.
It's all good though, it's just indigenous people and shit right?
I thought this was rather unfunny and so I just wanted to give some constructive criticism.
@expectjesusbro
Now that shit offends me.
Dont get it... Well i guess i get it, I just dont think its funny or worthwhile. Thepennismightier is the only thing that got a brief smile, and thats only because i read it as "the penis mightier".
this was pure gold!! this is why i come to CP over any other MMA site. You can get dry, bland MMA news anywhere, but only CP truly captures the essence of some of these crazy ass fu*kers. The Arona comment was the best part.
A good thing to come from this is I went over to the WithLeather site for the first time and read a couple of articles, and they are actually pretty funny. Someone hire that guy for this site.
Ok the Brock theological photo/voice is pretty funny, the rogan 180 (360 means he returns to his original spot) did make me laugh, BJ's mom's rant on him bathing in Seal fat and vasaline is pretty funny, but Sylvia being an absolute dolt was hilarious. Should have made Diaz either full thug or a rhodes scholar and the whole 209 joining the chat room and not mugging someone was wasted opportunity.
Sorry HardKnock. I've been putting in some hours getting all these little pictures sized just right and making a background that doesn't look like a five year old did it in MSPaint.
I figure no less than five of these are coming. If ya'll still hate it then, fine.
But seriously, i'm so proud of "SerraFirma", how are you bastards not loving that?
I don't know what to say. I read the whole thing. It amused me without furthering my knowledge about anything other than holy fuck is that really bj's mom and also did Brock really wear little glasses? Did he also have a little notebook? Why does he look so much like Diesel? I guess it gets my grudging stamp of approval based solely on the premise that Rex can make it funny. You BETTER make it FUNNY every God damn time, REX!
Are we really going to continue ignoring the fact that Pat Barry's sunglasses are UPSIDE FUCKING DOWN in those goddamn tapout commercials. Really? Idiot.
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commentsThe creators of South Park are from Colorado.
I got 50 on it that that dude's locked up somewhere. What's up you want it?
Peace out hommies.
You don't have to be offended to simply point out racism.
It's all good though, it's just indigenous people and shit right?
I thought this was rather unfunny and so I just wanted to give some constructive criticism.
@expectjesusbro
Now that shit offends me.
Youre offended because they said eskimos?? Lol
I was saying the same thing about HD. They should just have him do the Technoviking impersonation and call it a day.
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