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Behold, The MMA Minute


The MMA Minute: post-UFC 107 edition – Watch more Funny Videos

As part of our continuing effort to please our illiterate fanbase while simultaneously infuriating those of you who read Cage Potato in quiet work environments, we present "The MMA Minute."  It’s a brief rundown of the weekend that was in mixed martial arts, telling you nothing you didn’t already know if you actually watched the fights, but telling you that nothing in the wry, almost witty manner you’ve come to expect from this site.  Think of it as a minute and forty-five seconds of your life that you’ll never get back.  Ever. 

Also, there’s a cat in it, though any resemblance that cat may have to the one that went missing from the house down the street from mine is purely incidental.  That little girl can cry and put up all the posters she wants, it’s not going to change my position on the matter.

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CubicalGangster- December 15, 2009 at 9:09 am
love this! keep them coming Ben
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HEXDIZZLE- December 15, 2009 at 7:11 am
Ben, Great Job! I love the graphics and the camera work. I know its called "The MMA Minute" but please make it at least 5 minutes, making it worth sharing/posting on Facebook or blog. This is a great segment and worthy of more viewers and praise.

Keep the funny coming,
Hexdizzle
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J-Dog- December 15, 2009 at 5:19 am
BF is down with OPP
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ThunderDownUnder- December 15, 2009 at 12:47 am
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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Kimbos Bread- December 15, 2009 at 12:15 am
This video proves, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Ben does not spank his monkey while surfing the net. He strokes his hairy pussy instead.
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NomadRip- December 14, 2009 at 9:29 pm
That is some good stuff. Just like it reads in most cases. I knew you monkeys could type, but interesting to know you can talk too! Keep it up (not another reference to your sex life).
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PurplePickle- December 14, 2009 at 6:49 pm
See, I'm not the only knucklehead out there who wants the Potatocast. Do it.

We have the same plantation shutters in our bedroom. Next video should be from the kitchen or maybe the master bath. Try to get a good shot of the fixtures and any tile work that you might have.

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Komodo- December 14, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Good stuff CP - :)
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mthomas- December 14, 2009 at 6:30 pm
@Aptninja: I meant in the videos, not the site as a whole. And why yes, I have been accused before of Trying too soft.
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mthomas- December 14, 2009 at 6:27 pm
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Deadpanda- December 14, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Ben. These videos of yours prompt me to believe that you smoke almost as much weed as I do. But, what can I say? Yes I laughed. (I blame the weed...again!)
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Slampage- December 14, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Lookin' a bit chubs there, Ben.
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Aptninja- December 14, 2009 at 5:40 pm
MThomas, your complaint is that Cage Potato is trying too hard? Would you prefer that Cage Potato be more half-assed? Maybe you're trying too soft.
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Kimbos Bread- December 14, 2009 at 5:31 pm
@ Kevin Marshall

I bet that cat would have killed itself by now if it could.
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Kevin Marshall- December 14, 2009 at 5:21 pm
BF over there is killing himself (and cats) for you unappreciative mother effers.
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Kimbos Bread- December 14, 2009 at 5:13 pm
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Hmmmm....I guess the helium thing would explain his complexion too.
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Kevin Marshall- December 14, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I have it on good authority that not only is this Ben Fowlkes' honest to God actual voice (for realsies), but that he actually sucks helium balloons before recording these videos so that it will get high enough to register in our ear canals. I think it's that big booming bass that freaks out that damn cat so much. The poor thing must live in terror every time Ben gets home.

I'm sending an e-mail to the ASPCA.
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GetUpAndKill- December 14, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Dude, good vid and all...but hairy cats (it's also a ginger) are sooooo yesterday. Oh and also unhygienic. Just ask Demi Moore....now go ahead and look thaaat up!
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Kimbos Bread- December 14, 2009 at 4:52 pm
^ Agreed.

Ben could play Tombstone in the next Spider-man flick. He wouldn't need makeup or anything.


Ok, maybe he's need some fake mucles a la Vinnie Jones in X3.
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mthomas- December 14, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Yeah, I prefer to read my news, not listen to it. You guys are trying a little too hard. For me anyway, your humour comes across much better via the written word.

BTW, you look like a damn corpse Fowlkes. Go outside and let some sunlight wash over your pale greyish skin.
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Pingu- December 14, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Close, but no. Podcast.

Both of you talking shit, call it the CagePotatocast, and no one has to look at cats. Everyone's a winner.
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Contraband- December 14, 2009 at 4:29 pm
nice pussy there dr. evil. don't ya know carpet left in the 70's and and hardwood is now! shave that thing
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steampunk22- December 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm
@skeletor

lol

Good vid guy(s).

Shit, I think this might be my shortest post ever. ;P
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Kimbos Bread- December 14, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Again, I was thoroughly unimpressed by Ben's POOR attempt at deepening his/her voice in that video. Maybe he/she is trying to make up for something?

Dun, dun, dun....

:P
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Disco-Platypus- December 14, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Good effort, you chisel-faced zombie.
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