The MMA Minute: post-UFC 107 edition – Watch more Funny Videos
As part of our continuing effort to please our illiterate fanbase while simultaneously infuriating those of you who read Cage Potato in quiet work environments, we present "The MMA Minute." It’s a brief rundown of the weekend that was in mixed martial arts, telling you nothing you didn’t already know if you actually watched the fights, but telling you that nothing in the wry, almost witty manner you’ve come to expect from this site. Think of it as a minute and forty-five seconds of your life that you’ll never get back. Ever.
Also, there’s a cat in it, though any resemblance that cat may have to the one that went missing from the house down the street from mine is purely incidental. That little girl can cry and put up all the posters she wants, it’s not going to change my position on the matter.
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Mon, 12/14/09 - 03:00
BF loses via decision to Pancake.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 03:02
nice vid...hope this becomes a habit for CP...and i couldnt look up the laviticans quote in my bible bc my jewish neighbor sold it to my muslim doctor, who coincidentally married to a Buddhist car salesman
Mon, 12/14/09 - 03:15
I gotta buy a car from a buddhist.... I liked it, the OUT!!! with the photo and blood was great. Is that a mic on there or do i need glasses? That's 1:45 well spent guys. Can I get some help with the 25mins I lost with the Silva v. Leites fight?
Mon, 12/14/09 - 03:28
I know (I hope) you were trying to be creepy at the start of that vid, but that's like Diego Sanchez trying to be weird. The point is you're kind of creepy, is that your real voice? And I still can't get over how much you sound and move like Seth McFarlane, just weird dude. But on the bright side at least you're not from Boston that place is for gays.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 03:29
so it lasted 1:45 and included pussy running away from you. Wow Ben, it was like a microcosm of your sex life. Just kidding of course, another good effort. Look foward to seeing more og cp vids.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 03:58
I looked it up. This is as far as I got.... "1: And the LORD called unto Moses, and spake unto him out of the tabernacle of the congregation, saying, 2: Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, If any man of you bring an offering unto the LORD, ye shall bring your offering of the cattle, even of the herd, and of the flock." Seriously? So the LORD wants cattle? Wtf does an omnipotent being want with fucking cattle? Is God partial to Medium Rare rib eye? I refuse to read any further. Anyone up for a religious argument in the comments section of an MMA article?
Mon, 12/14/09 - 04:00
Ben Fowlkes, are you related to Ben Stein?
Mon, 12/14/09 - 04:03
Good job, you were spot on right, you DIDN'T tell me anything I didn't already know, but you did do it with a wry witty humor, congrats on that at least. sidenote, I am not sure about the legality's of stealing pussy, I just know it is illegal to sell it, so maybe you won't be "pornmachines" bitch in jail afterall Ben. have a great week.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 04:08
@MediumRare - any argument contrary to your position would be full of irrational talky talk faith-based bullshit. Let's agree to agree this time. +BF, you have amazing screen presence. You should steal that Raw Vegas gig. That guy's such a choad ;) Maybe he should let Forrest Griffin kick him. Just once. Not hard - we'll make him promise.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 04:10
Pretty good! I enjoyed that. I'd like to see either more short ones more often, or longer ones post events. You take to the camera much easier than Ryan. But he'll be fine, he still writes his ass off. :)
Mon, 12/14/09 - 04:19
Good effort, you chisel-faced zombie.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 04:21
Again, I was thoroughly unimpressed by Ben's POOR attempt at deepening his/her voice in that video. Maybe he/she is trying to make up for something? Dun, dun, dun.... :P
Mon, 12/14/09 - 04:22
@skeletor lol Good vid guy(s). Shit, I think this might be my shortest post ever. ;P
Mon, 12/14/09 - 04:29
nice pussy there dr. evil. don't ya know carpet left in the 70's and and hardwood is now! shave that thing
Mon, 12/14/09 - 04:37
Close, but no. Podcast. Both of you talking shit, call it the CagePotatocast, and no one has to look at cats. Everyone's a winner.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 04:48
Yeah, I prefer to read my news, not listen to it. You guys are trying a little too hard. For me anyway, your humour comes across much better via the written word. BTW, you look like a damn corpse Fowlkes. Go outside and let some sunlight wash over your pale greyish skin.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 04:52
^ Agreed. Ben could play Tombstone in the next Spider-man flick. He wouldn't need makeup or anything. Ok, maybe he's need some fake mucles a la Vinnie Jones in X3.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 05:01
Dude, good vid and all...but hairy cats (it's also a ginger) are sooooo yesterday. Oh and also unhygienic. Just ask Demi Moore....now go ahead and look thaaat up!
Mon, 12/14/09 - 05:04
I have it on good authority that not only is this Ben Fowlkes' honest to God actual voice (for realsies), but that he actually sucks helium balloons before recording these videos so that it will get high enough to register in our ear canals. I think it's that big booming bass that freaks out that damn cat so much. The poor thing must live in terror every time Ben gets home. I'm sending an e-mail to the ASPCA.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 05:13
^ Hmmmm....I guess the helium thing would explain his complexion too.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 05:21
BF over there is killing himself (and cats) for you unappreciative mother effers.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 05:31
@ Kevin Marshall I bet that cat would have killed itself by now if it could.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 05:40
MThomas, your complaint is that Cage Potato is trying too hard? Would you prefer that Cage Potato be more half-assed? Maybe you're trying too soft.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 05:57
Lookin' a bit chubs there, Ben.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 06:17
Ben. These videos of yours prompt me to believe that you smoke almost as much weed as I do. But, what can I say? Yes I laughed. (I blame the weed...again!)
Mon, 12/14/09 - 06:27
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Mon, 12/14/09 - 06:30
@Aptninja: I meant in the videos, not the site as a whole. And why yes, I have been accused before of Trying too soft.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 06:30
Good stuff CP - :)
Mon, 12/14/09 - 06:49
See, I'm not the only knucklehead out there who wants the Potatocast. Do it. We have the same plantation shutters in our bedroom. Next video should be from the kitchen or maybe the master bath. Try to get a good shot of the fixtures and any tile work that you might have.
Mon, 12/14/09 - 09:29
That is some good stuff. Just like it reads in most cases. I knew you monkeys could type, but interesting to know you can talk too! Keep it up (not another reference to your sex life).
Tue, 12/15/09 - 12:15
This video proves, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Ben does not spank his monkey while surfing the net. He strokes his hairy pussy instead.
Tue, 12/15/09 - 12:47
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Tue, 12/15/09 - 05:19
BF is down with OPP
Tue, 12/15/09 - 07:11
Ben, Great Job! I love the graphics and the camera work. I know its called "The MMA Minute" but please make it at least 5 minutes, making it worth sharing/posting on Facebook or blog. This is a great segment and worthy of more viewers and praise. Keep the funny coming, Hexdizzle
Tue, 12/15/09 - 09:09
love this! keep them coming Ben
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