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Behold Tim Sylvia’s New Belt He Will be Wearing Everywhere He Goes

(Is that a huge chocolate chip cookie?) 

When Tim Sylvia beat Paul Buentello to win the Powerhouse World Promotions’ heavyweight title at last weekend’s War on the Mainland event, the first thing I thought was, "He’s never going to take that belt off."

If you don’t know the back story, according to guys Tim used to train with at Pat Miletich‘s gym like Matt Hughes, after Sylvia won the UFC title, he ate, slept, showered and did just about every other day-to-day task wearing the belt.

(The bears are quite impressed when they see it’s a UFC champ shooting them.)

Hughes said that "The Maine-iac" even wore it to the grocery store on occasion.

Don’t believe him?

Here’s what Tim had to say about his penchant for doing everything wearing his strap during an appearance on Sherdog Radio from a few years ago:

"I’ve had sex before with the belt on. That was back in the Ricco Rodriguez days. The night I won the belt I had a sexual experience with the belt on, but hey, I was 25 years old and it was the biggest thing that ever had happened to me in my life. The girl was like, ‘Hey, are you going to take that thing off?’ and I said ‘No, I’m not. I’m wearing it and if you have a problem with it, then I’m leaving.’  I hate to say it, but if I do win the belt again, then this time it’s never coming off. I’m going to wear it alot more."

The most disturbing part of that whole scenario isn’t that he wore his belt to do the deed, it’s that there’s a woman somewhere who has had sex with Tim Sylvia.

If you haven’t heard, now Tim’s a part-time cop in Illinois. Apparently the department has given him a strict dress code to follow including a ban on his trademark mutton chops and goatee, so he’ll likely just secretly wear his new belt under his kevlar vest.

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Ballkick- August 21, 2010 at 5:28 pm
For a taste of Tim's prowess with the ladies,....please enjoy is little tidbit of embarrassment at Tim's expense. In hindsight, he may have had a better chance with Ricco Rodriguez.
I'm sure most of you have seen this but, it is for your enjoyment.
ghostboner- August 20, 2010 at 9:26 pm
And now every time Varner hears "How's taste my big pee pee?" he crys.
ghostboner- August 20, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Tim unwittingly spills the story of the night Jamie Varner was conceived. When Jamie finds out his mom is really Ricco Rodriguez he is gonna be pissed. I would say Varner will be pissed when he finds out he was a butt baby, but I'm pretty sure he already knows that.
MoTropolis- August 20, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Another thing never taken off during sex with Tim is the look of regret on the girls face.
Under Banga- August 20, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Oh Ricco how how far you fell . Pick up the phone Tito`s waitin to put the band back together .TEAM PUNISHMENT ! baby .Bring Bas in ,then turn up late for training. {smashing machine ref} it`ll be like the old days. btw I reckon Ricco has got another run in him ,unlike Tito. Ricco @ 205 mmm release the cans.
rlh61- August 20, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Is Tim carrying a gun or playing one of the lead parts in "Dueling Banjos"?
Dog Dicks Magoo- August 20, 2010 at 1:25 pm
He should call Ray Mercer and ask him if the belt makes him look fat.
Sudos KFC- August 20, 2010 at 1:24 pm
meh the only reason she was having sex with him was that he was the HW champ anyway, might as well be there to remind her mid-deed when she thinks about throwing up/crying.
SiDeBuRnZ- August 20, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Great. Now I can't stop picturing Big Tim giving it to Crazy Ricco doggy-style....
Viva Hate- August 20, 2010 at 12:15 pm
It is only a matter of time before someone comes clean that they walked into a dimly lit room, candles lit in the corner, an Enya CD playing, Tim snuggling up close to the belt which is only wearing a black teddy and stockings. Tim whispering sweet nothings to the belt like “You complete me” and “ I can’t quit you.”

PS. I heard the belt was total SLUT!
Mike Russell- August 20, 2010 at 12:02 pm
 The gun plaque matches the decor of the paneling and the mini blinds...
Viva Hate- August 20, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Nice hand gun wall decoration, classy.

Ya know, wearing a title belt like that could place a lot of unncessary pressure on your stomach that could cause you to shit your pants........Nevermind.
Bob Reilly- August 20, 2010 at 11:50 am
I thought those belts were built to hold up your trousers. I bought one at Wal-Mart a few months ago and I've been wearing it out too.
El Famous Burrito- August 20, 2010 at 11:45 am
Thousands of years from now, the discovery of a mayonnaise-cured vinyl belt around a giant human skeleton is going to turn ape society upside down.
flyingogoplata- August 20, 2010 at 11:43 am
Now maybe I'm misreading the Maine-iac's comment but did he just say he had sex with Ricco Rodriguez while wearing the belt?

This does make more sense than ANY woman sleeping with Big Tim.