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Behold the Total Craziness, Unchecked Narcissism of ‘The McKee’s Untamed’

(VidProps: YouTube/DragonMan34)

It takes a special kind of man to look at his own family – two daughters, son and wife/mother/diva – and think, “You know what would be good for us? Reality television.” Obviously, that kind of man is Antonio McKee. We all know McKee never saw a camera he wasn’t dying to hog and now that he’s finally about to make his UFC debut against Jacob Volkmann in January, we can only assume he thought it was a no-brainer to self-produce the above reality show “pilot” and release it to the Internets. That displays a brand of foresight, ingenuity and business savvy that few fighters have. It also shows a kind of shocking self-importance, even for a dude who could never be accused of modesty or discretion or even being able to tell a good idea from a bad one.

Then you watch nine-plus minutes of “The McKee’s Untamed” and you have admit: Damn, maybe he’s right. The McKee family is certainly just as entertaining as, say, the Osbournes or Kardashians or whichever bewigged aging rockstar VH-1 manages to dig up next. Actually, it doesn’t even take nine minutes. As soon as you hit the family introductions and see the low-budget glam shots of mother/wife/diva Jen (particularly the one of her holding that dagger … classy …) you’re hooked. By the time you get a load of Kenny, Antonio’s tatted-up “assistant/man nanny” it’s clear that what we have here is a crew of people with the wherewithal to shoot and edit a video of themselves, but absolutely no concept of whether or not they should shoot and edit a video of themselves. Next stop: Comedy gold.

We get less than two minutes into “The McKee’s Untamed” before we learn that Antonio (who self-identifies as MMA Fighter/Father/Mentor/Coach/Gym Owner/Trainer) doesn’t really know how to spell the name of his youngest daughter, Mieli, and while he’s pretty good with the kids’ birthdays he can’t be expected to get them all right. And in his defense, that is NOT how you spell Miley. Oh, and if you don’t expect Antonio McKee to just kick it at the house in a velour sweat suit with a gold chain and no shirt underneath, well, you must be some kind of noob.

Far and away the most illuminating footage we see here comes when the McKees sit down to family dinner. Not only do the sexual innuendos and butt jokes flow like wine, we also find out that the family is under no illusions of what kind of man he is. During a discussion of some trouble that son AJ (wrestler/skater) has been having at school — which McKee naturally attributes to a conspiracy against himself – the diva/mother/wife warns the son/wrestler/skater that the worst thing that could possibly happen is that his dad shows up at the school.

“You do not want your dad coming up there and acting a fool at that school,” she says. “Oh. My. God, and he will.”

“Sweet baby Jesus,” says AJ (wrestler/skater), shuddering at the thought.

(Ed. Note: Hey, wait a second. There are children in today’s society who identify as both wrestlers *and* skaters? Do not tell Matt Hughes about this, you guys.)

From there on out it’s pretty much just normal family stuff: They accuse their son of crying at the dinner table, Antonio gets in trouble for drinking the baby’s juice (guess he’s not cutting out the sugar), all hell almost breaks loose when McKee finds some cigarettes in AJ’s stuff and then they all roll out for family pedicures. You know, typical Norman Rockwell type shit.

All in all, it’s way more fun than actually watching Antonio McKee fight … and Kenny doesn’t even show his face. Guess we’ll have to stay tuned for episode two.

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MoTropolis- November 10, 2010 at 9:20 am
They should change the name of this shit show to "The McKee's UnAired".
smiledriver- November 9, 2010 at 10:57 pm
smiledriver- November 9, 2010 at 10:56 pm
Well played sir.
smiledriver- November 9, 2010 at 10:54 pm
TUF Coach...make it happen Zuffa. oR eLsE!!
MonkeyNuts- November 9, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Cagepotato gold, this is why I keep coming to this mother effin' website!
SnallTrippin- November 9, 2010 at 7:06 pm
It is impressive to have a Yakuza working as your nanny...
cecils_pupils- November 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm
A white woman is the ultimate prize for any non-white man. The Asian's love the white women, the Messicans loves them some white chicks (güera's, si?), and dammit if them brothas don't want a piece of that luscious white ass, too.

As I pasty white guy, this used to annoy me. But then I really look at the ladies that hook-up with them and I am thankful, especially since the brothas take all the fat-ass white women off the market.

See, there really is somethin' for everybody!

P.S. Looks like Koscheck's haristyle is becoming popular with the kids.
Fried Taco- November 9, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Is it me, or does Mieli kind of look like the Man Nanny?
entisgood- November 9, 2010 at 1:47 pm
I'd definitely watch this show.
busted_cranium- November 9, 2010 at 12:28 pm
"My day, has just, began."

Give up it for whatever broke down, ghetto-fabulous school produced this motherfucker. I bet he thinks a verb is something you smoke.
Elentius- November 9, 2010 at 12:08 pm
I don't mind it too much El. I am married a real Mexican woman so the interracial thing is not a problem, but the Mexican thing when you are not from Mexico makes no sense to me. Use Latinos or Hispanics, but I think it is mainly the UFC using that spin anyway.
Douchebaggery- November 9, 2010 at 11:52 am
who would feel comfortable leaving their kids alone with the asian version of GG Allin?
Hank Mardukis- November 9, 2010 at 11:43 am
Alot of the wrestlers at my high school were skaters (and smoked a shitload of weed)...I guess what I'm trying to say is fuck Matt Hughes?
destinationblood- November 9, 2010 at 11:42 am
obviously those werent his sons cigarettes, they werent Menthol......
destinationblood- November 9, 2010 at 11:37 am
Damn they are strugglin', one cup of water at the table to share.....
agentsmith- November 9, 2010 at 11:33 am
As a godless pinko Canuck, I'm not an expert on American race relations, so someone please help me out:

Should I or shouldn't I be surprised that someone who race-baits as much as McKee does is married to a white woman?
NomadRip- November 9, 2010 at 11:20 am
Dude. They've got a reality show coming out with Hasselhoff. They'll put anything on tv. Sweet baby Jesus...
Sakuraba3900- November 9, 2010 at 11:19 am
Hes so black its fucking awesome hahahahaha

im gonna go to the body shop and sit this mother fucker down for five mins hes a fucking beast
shitbag- November 9, 2010 at 11:18 am
I ain't watching this shit
Almost North- November 9, 2010 at 11:12 am
Are you implying that some people DON'T yell that when they enter a bar?

I'm not buying it.
Viva Hate- November 9, 2010 at 11:09 am
Antonio "Pussy Whipped" McKee met his wife by walking into a bar and yelling, "where all the white women at?"
El Guapo- November 9, 2010 at 10:48 am
That whole Matt Hughes bit would've been 10x better if you were referring to McKee's wife being... y'know, "American".

Speaking of which, I wonder what the "Cain is racist/We're all American" crowd thinks about... y'know. Penny for your thoughts. Nickel if you're honest.
Kid Clam Curtains- November 9, 2010 at 10:42 am
Ugh. I hope this blanket gets smashed in the UFC.
Douchebaggery- November 9, 2010 at 10:41 am
"The Mckees Untamed"

a bit racist...?

but then again he does call himself the N bomb and his nickname is"Mandingo"