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Bellator 51 Recap: Joe Warren No Longer Feels Like the Baddest Man on the Planet


Or no longer feels anything, for that matter. Props to MiddleEasy for the video.

It’s Sunday afternoon. Most of you were too busy with UFC 135 to even bother watching Bellator 51 last night. Today, you’re probably too busy with your religious practices to spend time reading a full recap, so I’ll make this quick for you.

For those of you who don’t even have the time to watch that video, damn. Let me first ask you what it’s like to have responsibilities. Let’s also say that Joe Warren will not become Bellator’s first multiple weight class title holder any time soon. Forty year old Bellator newcomer Alexis Vila delivered a left hook that zombified Warren just over one minute into the fight. Look on the bright side, Joe: After getting knocked out like that, you have that featherweight title defense against Patricio Freire to look forward to.

Full results, courtesy of MMAJunkie, after the jump.

MAIN CARD

Bantamweight-Tournament Opening Round:

Alexis Vila def. Joe Warren via KO (punch) – Round 1, 1:04 
Eduardo Dantas def. Wilson Reis via KO (flying knee) – Round 2, 1:02
Marcos Galvao def. Chase Beebe via split decision (28-29, 29-28, 29-28)
Ed West def. Luiz Nogueira via unanimous decision (29-28, 30-27, 29-28)

PRELIMINARY CARD

Frank Caraballo def. Dustin Kempf via TKO (knee Injury) – Round 1, 1:19
Jessica Eye def. Casey Noland via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Jesse Riggleman def. Farkhad Sharipo via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 30-27)
Dan Spohn def. Dan Bonnigson via KO (knee) – Round 1, 0:09
John Hawk def. Allan Weickert via TKO (retirement) – Round 2, 5:00
Joey Holt def. Clint Musser via KO (flying knee) – Round 1, 4:07

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Stak40- September 26, 2011 at 7:58 am
The ref did a good job. They said Vila didnt like Warren and i am pretty sure he would have beat his face in until he got tired or there was nothing left. The refs flying tackle may have saved Warrens life. One more Cuban Gorilla fist and Warren next fight would have been for his life.
Todd M- September 26, 2011 at 4:05 am
What about Eduardo Dantas, that knee was insane, Reis got knoced ot going upwards. That Vila hits like a ton of bricks, I think they are the 2 most spectacular KO's in a row that I have seen
tosr- September 26, 2011 at 12:29 am
I think the ref was more impressive than Warren. He flew at Alexis like a cuban missile.
jizzninja- September 25, 2011 at 11:56 pm
I believe Warren was crying like that because he met Jesus whilst on his journey to the other side.
RaginAsian- September 25, 2011 at 11:13 pm
Guess he's the second baddest man on the planet now.
macreadysshack- September 25, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Let go and let God, Newly Sober. You might want to consider contacting your sponsor about all this anger. You know, it is one of the triggers to regression.
cancelhim- September 25, 2011 at 9:21 pm
out cold/first round TKO - Good night bitch, be humble try again when you wake up but what made warren look like the biggest douche ever was when he woke up and started bawling....
huffing, snot bubble, wheezing, and crying.
How you gonna talk that much & cry so hard?
Thats beyond sore loserness...
I havent seen little girls at recitals cry that hard.. jeez!
He was really crying & crying like a sissy
johnhayte- September 25, 2011 at 6:15 pm
Old guys hit hard.
KarmaAteMyCat- September 25, 2011 at 5:22 pm
I think your right Andy, I don't wear Edhardy clothing so thats all adorable and what not still butthurt that your suspect theory on Jones has no relevance? I think I touched a nerve and not the one you want touched. Time to COUNT to ten and TAKE a deep Breath.
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newly sober- September 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm
"good night Irene" "dont get mad get glad" the faux hawk
My god, you really are a walking cliche for douche bags everywhere aren't you.
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dim mak- September 25, 2011 at 3:19 pm
who says the little guys can't bring it? Vila looked great, and it's incredible that he only started training MMA at age 37!
KarmaAteMyCat- September 25, 2011 at 2:50 pm
Goodnight Irene..
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