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Bellator Announces Rampage Jackson vs. Tito Ortiz for November 2nd PPV Event [OH GOD, NO]

I haven’t watched this evening’s Bellator event yet, so PLEASE NO SPOILERS, but some big, big, terrible news was announced during the broadcast (and via press release). Okay, deep breath. I’m just going to go ahead and say it.

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson and Tito “The Bathroom Mirror-Shot Assassin” Ortiz have been booked to face-off in the main event of Bellator’s first-ever pay-per-view card, which will be held Saturday, November 2nd, at the Long Beach Arena. Some obvious questions come to mind:

- First off, is anybody actually going to pay for this? Bellator hasn’t announced the price they’re seeking for this PPV, but anything over $9.95 is pushing the limits of reality. Bellator’s main selling point has always been the fact that it’s free. Take that away, and you’ve got…well…two broken-down ex-champs who we haven’t cared about since a white man was president. I mean, let’s be real: If this fight was announced in the UFC, you’d roll your eyes. I’m not sure what kind of reaction Bellator was expecting here, but the one they deserve is this one.

- What happens when a cable TV company creates a weird co-promotional relationship between an MMA promotion and a pro-wrestling outfit, and books two longtime friends (one of whom is actually transitioning into pro-wrestling) to “compete” in an “MMA fight”? It all feels a little too cozy. I’m just saying, if I ran a sportsbook, I’d think twice about accepting bets for this one.

- It’s nice to see Bellator following TNA wrestling’s business model of booking has-been talent to fight each other at least six years after anyone gives a shit. Okay, that’s not really a question, so much as a comment that Seth Falvo made to the CagePotato staff over email, but I thought it was worth sharing.

- Does Bjorn Rebney have any say in this company anymore?

- What other throwback fights will be on the undercard? Frank Shamrock vs. Ken Shamrock? Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior vs. The Iron Sheik (steel cage match)? Zimmer vs. Martinez 2?

After the jump: Some depressing quotes from the press release, and the first official poster…

To have two of the biggest names in MMA headline our first PPV is awesome,” Bellator Chairman & CEO Bjorn Rebney said. “Rampage vs. Tito is a fight I’ve wanted to see for years and to have it as our Main Event on our first Pay-Per-View is a spectacular next step in Bellator’s evolution. They’re both re-energized, excited and ready for a war. This will be a great fight.

Honestly, I feel like I’ve been re-born,” Jackson said. “My excitement, energy and aggression, it’s all back and bigger than ever. I feel like a kid again. The Rampage you’ll see Nov. 2nd will be better than any Rampage you’ve ever seen. Everybody knows Tito and I have a very long history. He’s a former teammate and friend, and it’s one of the reasons I stayed away from the UFC as long as I did. But, I want to be very clear; any sort of friendship we once had doesn’t exist when that cage door shuts. I’ve got a ton to prove on November 2nd, and unfortunately for Tito he’s the guy I have to make an example of. He’s in my house now and Saturday, November 2nd on PPV, it’s going to be a horrible night for Tito Ortiz.

I’m back,” Ortiz stated. “Over the last few years, my passion for MMA was completely killed, dealing with UFC politics and with Dana. I didn’t have that drive to compete, my heart wasn’t in it. I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I’m free. Bjorn and Bellator put together an opportunity that made me part of the promotion, part of the family. I feel like I can breathe again and my old friend is going to be on the receiving end of all that happiness turned into an old school Tito Ortiz ground and pound beating. I’ve fought and beaten the very best in MMA history and on Nov. 2nd, Rampage will be the next huge win on my record. This is a new era for the People’s Champion.”

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LOKI- August 2, 2013 at 8:50 am
And now finally Tito has fulfulled his destiny of becoming Ken Shamrock.
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NomadRip- August 2, 2013 at 5:54 am
How many violations of the Cage Potato ban just happened in that video? And can we ban interview walkouts that take longer than fight walkouts?
smiledriver- August 1, 2013 at 10:07 pm
I don't know...I'm kinda pumped for this. No one is arguing it's relevant in terms of titles or top ten lists, but it two world class fighters locking it up for the first time. I'll watch.
Thumblaster- August 1, 2013 at 5:22 pm
"bruiser" brody vs. "the boogie woogie man" jimmy valiant with special ref "rock n roll" buck zumhofe
Mr_Misanthropy- August 1, 2013 at 4:07 pm
They better not try to sell this shit for more than $6.
El Guapo- August 1, 2013 at 10:37 am
"Foremost and first, I want to thank Bellator for making this fight and to Rampage a reality. He's one of my best friend's competitors in the sport, the past and as well as today. On November 2nd you will see for yourself that old school pay per view is back and the People's Champion will show you once and for all that Tito Ortiz is one of the best to have ever showcased all the great fighters out there. Thankfully once again and I will be, too."
SethF- August 1, 2013 at 9:06 am
Goog- August 1, 2013 at 8:47 am
Two turds in a toilet. Nothing to see here.

What bothers me the most is that they even have a guy trying to imitate Joe Rogan. This is just embarrassing now. It looks more like a Saturday Night Live skit.
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This shit is faker than weedman phantom punch.
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Crap! This shit is faker than batman.
The12ozCurls- August 1, 2013 at 7:39 am
Tater Williams vs. Diabetes
amsterdamheavy- August 1, 2013 at 7:15 am
Bob Backlund v. Chief Jay Strongbow
Fried Taco- August 1, 2013 at 7:03 am
Spoiler alert - they both get injured during the walk-ins, yell at each other, and then re-book the fight on a pro-wrestling PPV.
danomite- August 1, 2013 at 4:51 am
I heard one of tito's contract stipulations was that they make his head smaller than rampage on all promotional material.
J.Jones- July 31, 2013 at 8:28 pm
Koji Oishi vs. Nick Diaz II.
ReX13- July 31, 2013 at 8:15 pm
Ric Flair vs Dusty Rhodes

ReX13- July 31, 2013 at 8:06 pm
Bob Sapp vs Mini CroCop (spoiler: sapp cries, loses)
Pen Fifteen- July 31, 2013 at 8:02 pm
Fakest fake bullshit ever.