(Photo courtesy of UFC.com’s weigh-in gallery.)
Ben Rothwell told us that he’d be unveiling a brand new body in his Octagon debut at UFC 104 tonight. I guess he looks a little leaner and seems to have visited a body hair removal specialist of some sort, but dammit, the do-rag, even though it offers another opportunity to sell a sponsorship, is not working. And as if that’s not bad enough, he also decided to sell a sponsorship to penis-pill maker Extenze directly over his groin? The things people will do to make a buck these days.
Don’t forget about tonight’s liveblog, beginning with the prelims on Spike TV at 9 pm EST/6 pm PST and rolling right into the pay-per-view. Stop by, have some lemonade, and let’s all take bets on whether Joe Rogan will be able to stop himself from commenting on Rothwell’s endorsement of dick pills.
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Comments
Sat, 10/24/09 - 12:39
I'm pretty sure that if Rogan could stop himself from making jokes about guys with CONDOMDEPOT.com on their asses he can resist this one.
Sat, 10/24/09 - 12:58
I guess Ben's hopes of getting "Mr. Softee" to sponsor him didn't come through.
Sat, 10/24/09 - 01:24
If you have Arriany behind you and you need a placebo to get it up, you've got a real problem.
Sat, 10/24/09 - 01:25
He's got the tim slyvia body type now, squishy as shit.
Sat, 10/24/09 - 01:39
that's a bandana, not a do-rag
Sat, 10/24/09 - 02:07
Seoul Brother for the win!!!!
Sat, 10/24/09 - 02:12
sneaky pete would want arriany behind him. Me, i'll get behind her thank you very much
Sat, 10/24/09 - 02:15
cain looks like he's in better shape, but i suspect that rothwell has done his work as well. if nothing else ben looks strong.
Sat, 10/24/09 - 02:16
A well placed TapouT minion gave us some Logan Stanton "implied nudity".
Sat, 10/24/09 - 03:01
I don't care about Extenze or the doo-rag. I just want Big Ben to win this so I can make some money. Come on Rothwell!!
Sat, 10/24/09 - 03:21
With Enzyte, Ben Rothwell can say, "Who is "Big" Country Now, Roy Nelson?" Cue whistley music
Sat, 10/24/09 - 03:25
Since Enzyte, Rothwell can stay on top all night and drop hard shots with heavyweight power... seriously, I'm bored at work I can do this all night...
Sat, 10/24/09 - 03:36
It's gonna be a tough fight but I think Rothwell is UP for it. HI-OH!
Sat, 10/24/09 - 03:46
The real pseudoscience trouble is on the back: Rothwell has an ad for Ultimate Colon Cleanse.
Sat, 10/24/09 - 03:53
I actually thought the Xtenze ad placement was pretty good. You sound shocked that a substance that is used for ones crotch has its ad placed over, shocker, his crotch. I dunno. I chuckled :)
Sat, 10/24/09 - 05:18
Ben "The limp dick pirate" Rothwell!
Sat, 10/24/09 - 08:35
Ben "I've never been this high at weigh-in" Rothwell
Sat, 10/24/09 - 08:37
Ben "I've never been this high at weigh-ins" Rothwell
Sat, 10/24/09 - 10:51
They should have placed the logo going down his thigh for full effect if you think about it
Sun, 10/25/09 - 09:41
i took Extanze and now my dick is 12 inches long!!! Take that bitches
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