(Diego will try anything to get to 155. Anything.)
With UFC 95 (which we’ll be liveblogging) just a day away, we took some time to berate one another regarding some of the more pressing issues surrounding the UFC’s trip to London. Okay, so there’s essentially no main event here, but that doesn’t mean we can’t still have some fun with a night of free fights on Spike. Plus, there are Chael Sonnen’s ridiculous claims to discuss, and so much more…
What are Diego Sanchez‘s chances as a lightweight contender? Who has the skills to beat him?
BG: His chances are freakin’ excellent. Sanchez was already the fifth best welterweight in the UFC by my count (after GSP, Alves, Fitch, and Koscheck), and he’s looked incredibly dangerous in his last two wins over David Bielkheden and Luigi Fioravanti. I was particularly surprised to hear that he was dropping to lightweight because it seemed like he was gathering steam for a title shot at welterweight. Think about it: Fitch and Kos have already been dominated by St. Pierre, and if Alves can’t beat the champ this summer, who else is ready?
When he’s on his game, the Nightmare is exactly that. With his size, aggressive striking and ground-and-pound, and new focus on jiu-jitsu, I believe he’ll whip Joe Stevenson tomorrow night; I also think he’d smash the Fisher/Edgar/Griffin/Guidas of the world, and would probably take out Sean Sherk as well. That leaves Kenny Florian (who Sanchez beat at the TUF 1 finale, when Florian was fairly inexperienced and competing two classes over his natural weight) and BJ Penn. Call me crazy, but I think Sanchez would make both of these matchups competitive, to say the least. In fact, if Penn’s crushing, greasy loss to Georges St. Pierre really did break his spirit in some way, we may be looking at a new Stevia-powered lightweight champion a year from now.
BF: Let’s not kid ourselves, this is a big weight cut. Sanchez was in the 190’s fairly recently, and a lot of people would be so gassed by dropping that much weight that come the third round they’d be moving like Phil Baroni on Ketamine. That said, Sanchez’s discipline and conditioning have never been an issue, and that makes cutting weight safely sooooo much easier. As long as he doesn’t suffer from the sudden loss in water and body mass, Joe Stevenson really has nothing for him.
At the same time, I don’t see Sanchez as the lightweight champ any time soon. A motivated B.J. Penn (motivated to train and fight, I mean, not make videos and excuses) beats him easily, and I still think overpowering wrestlers like Sean Sherk and maybe even Gray Maynard would give him fits. It’s a stylistic problem more than a weight issue. He just doesn’t do terribly well against good wrestlers. But if KenFlo can somehow take the belt from Penn, and if Sanchez gets the first crack at him after that, his chances are a lot better.
How will the end of the night bonuses be distributed at UFC 95?
BF: For all the bitching we’re bound to do about a UFC event headlined by the very Fight Night worthy match-up between Diego Sanchez and Joe Stevenson, I think there’s still plenty of potential in this line-up. At the top of my list is the bout that I’m certain will garner Knockout of the Night, and that’s Rory Markham vs. Dan Hardy. It’s hard to even say who will be on the business end of that KO, but if I have to take a shot at it I’ll say Markham lays out Hardy, but not until they’ve both taken a good beating.
As for Submission of the Night, that’s going to the man for whom the bonus should eventually be named: Demian Maia. Chael Sonnen’s a step up in caliber of opponent, but he’s still submit-able and I don’t think it will take more than two rounds for Maia to figure out a way to make him tap.
For Fight of the Night I could be the pragmatist and say it will go to the main event, but predictions that boring are your province, Goldstein, and I’ll leave you to it. Instead I’ll actually go out on a minor limb and say Nate Marquardt vs. Wilson Gouveia. They can both fight all over the place and are both hovering near the top of the division in the UFC, but need a big win to push them over. That’s a recipe for a war, and I think Marquardt takes it via third-round TKO.
BG: Okay, for Fight of the Night I gotta go with Sanchez vs. — HEY WAIT A MINUTE. Alright smartass, you want non-boring predictions? Here goes.
Neil Grove will score the KO bonus in the first round of his fight against Mike Ciesnolevicz after one of his trusty haymakers finds its mark. I know, you thought I was going to say Josh Koscheck would get the bonus, especially considering what he did to Yoshiyuki Yoshida two months ago. Well, Koscheck is actually going to lose his fight against Paulo Thiago in the second round (TKO stoppage due to injury) when his leg snaps in half, Corey Hill-style, while checking a kick. After the fight, Koscheck will test positive for steroids. He will appeal his nine-month suspension, but it will be upheld.
Submission of the Night will go to Stefan "Stretch" Struve, who will make Junior Dos Santos tap like so many other non-English speakers before him. The smart money’s on triangle choke, but my gut tells me gogoplata. Dos Santos got lucky against Werdum, and everybody’s hanging off his nuts now, which I think is a bit premature. I’d also like to take this opportunity to point out that Struve looks like Chris Horodecki with another set of legs attached to his legs.
The Fight of the Night award is really Terry Etim/Brian Cobb’s to lose. After three rounds of intense brawling with some within-a-ball-hair submission attempts thrown in from both sides, Etim will earn a split-decision victory. (Cecil Peoples will judge it for Cobb, but you can’t really blame him since Cobb did control so many of the standup exchanges). The embrace that Etim and Cobb share in the center of the Octagon after the last horn sounds will only be the beginning of their friendship. And in 2012, the two men will open a pub together called Terry Cobb’s — which will be known to locals as "The 29-28" — in Etim’s native Liverpool. Terry Cobb’s will gain brief infamy as the site of Simon Cowell’s suicide in 2017.
Chael Sonnen says his match against Demian Maia will determine the best middleweight in the UFC. Let’s pretend he really meant #1 contender. Is he right?
BG: Oh, heavens no. At this point, a fight between Maia and Yushin Okami would decide who the second-best middleweight in the UFC is. If Sonnen manages to pull out a win tomorrow night, he’d still need to beat either Okami or the winner of Henderson/Bisping before he starts making wild claims like that. Look, I like Sonnen; I think he’s a top-15 middleweight right now. But beating Paulo Filho while the troubled WEC ex-champ was in the grips of opiate-withdrawal-hallucinations isn’t the tremendous accomplishment that Sonnen apparently thinks it is. His wins over the last two-and-a-half years in the WEC and Bodog Fight have certainly been impressive, but besides Filho, he never faced anyone near the top 20. And of course, he went 1-2 in the Octagon his first time around, in 2005-2006, so it’s not like he vacated a title and is coming back to claim it. He couldn’t quite handle the competition in the UFC and left to build his record elsewhere, like many other good fighters before him.
It’s hard to judge how seriously Sonnen is taking his own hype. If he’s saying he’s better than Anderson Silva just so people will pay attention to him, then bravo, sir — your plan worked out perfectly. But the problem with talking shit is that you have to back it up at some point, and the UFC is throwing him in the deep end right away. The only thing that Sonnen’s fight against Maia will likely prove, in my opinion, is that Demian Maia is one of the best 185-pounders in the world. Side note: How are you gonna publicly call yourself one of the two best middleweights in the UFC when Dan Henderson is one of your training partners at Team Quest? What’s Hendo, chopped liver?
BF: First of all, Hendo’s usually down at the Temecula branch of Team Quest while Sonnen’s up in Portland, so it’s not as if they’re bro-ing down over beers at Sassy’s after training sessions (which is their loss, really). Second, don’t underestimate Sonnen’s ability to willfully deceive himself. He is, after all, a pro fighter.
If he beats Maia, I’ll be surprised and impressed. If he actually finishes him I’ll be fucking astonished. And I will be forced to admit – as will you, Goldstein – that either Sonnen is better than we thought or Maia was overrated. More likely though, Maia wins by submission and has one more fight against the winner of Marquardt/Gouveia before he is unquestionably the top middleweight contender.
Henderson/Bisping proves nothing much for the middleweight class either way it turns out, but it fits with the reality TV narrative just a little too perfectly. As for Yushin Okami, I’ve never bought into the lukewarm hype behind him. He looked just aiiight against Dean Lister, and the best middleweight he’s beaten in the past couple years is, who, Jason MacDonald? Naw, man. I don’t see it. But hey, if Thales Leites is deserving of a shot…
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Comments
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:03
the wheels are in motion for sanchez vs penn
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:05
Ben VS Ben. LOL That is hillarious!!!! Give Ben a shirt!!!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:05
Kadumel, go suck a nutsack.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:05
Ben was spot on with his comments. That's my bro for life.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:07
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:07
I ... I just lost my house. MMA suddenly seems so unimportant.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:07
Aw shyt I hate to say this but tufguy was right about some of you guys...
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:10
I want to see Sonnen lose. I want to see Diego smash LWs.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:10
Winner by rear-naked Hutchence in the 2nd round...Joe "Big Daddy" Stevenson!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:13
I think Marquardt's the second best middleweight. He deserved to beat Leites, and I think he'd take Maia or Bisping.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:15
^That's yet another Goog imposter... WTF?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:21
Mayhem420, that's bad to hear... I'm getting torn to shreds with my stocks... When things go badly, I turn to MMA to destress.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:21
I think TUF Guy's Dad's son is pretending to be u.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:22
My goldfish just died........MMA seems suddenly exciting!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:25
I don't have to pretend to be anyone, I can own people just by being myself, which is a lot more fun than hidding behind some name like you cowards
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:26
I gotta crazy feeling that Joe Daddy's gonna throw a hard hook and KO Sanchez...either that or it's jock itch...not really sure.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:28
TufGuy must feal stupid as hell how everyone is making fun of him. What a looser LOL!!!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:28
With a name like Mayhem420 you should of said, "DUDE I FELL BACK ON MY HOUSE PAYMENTS AND NOW I'M GETTING KICKED OUT! EEXXXTTTTRRREEEMMEEE!!!........oohhh i got the munchies."
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:28
Come on TUF guy, you got paid a measly $205. for the week *cough cough peasant* shot up some Crisco, did a push up, flexed in your bathroom (door closed and light off), ate a some fish sticks, and a bag of tater tots and texted a few whales! Stop trying to fool us with your pathetic quality of life. We know you are miserable and an angry individual. don't be mad at the World cause you hate yourself, it's just not right.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:29
My son meant "hiding" everyone. "Hiding"
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:29
Clozer OMGGGGG!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! COMMENT OF THE YEAWR!!!11 GIVE this guy a shir!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HILLARIOUS OMG! OMG! OMG!!!! I CAN'T STOP !!!! LOL ROFL!!! Best comment ever, TUF GUY IS done!!!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:31
@ TUF Guy's Dad Says You ain't funny anymore, you ain't getting nominated for any more shirt, plus nobody likes the nerdy walking spellcheck brigade.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:31
Oh my God...that stevia video was classic. When I thought it couldn't get any better, mma's top tool is joined by none other than DAN QUINN...haha...what a cameo!!!.... guess he's made it out of highway bathrooms and into the loving arms of Diego...the only human stupid enough to follow the wise teachings of guru Dan..haha
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:32
Oh my God...that stevia video was classic!!!! When I thought it couldn't get any better, mma's top tool is joined by none other than DAN QUINN...haha...what a cameo!!!.... guess he's made it out of highway bathrooms and into the loving arms of Diego...the only human stupid enough to follow the wise teachings of guru Dan..haha
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:32
TufGuy must feal stupid as hell how ^^^^ :-) Fatality by IRONY LOL!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:32
"Hi everybody, I'm Mr. TUF Guy and I have an anger problem," HI MR. TUF GUY! -Mr. TUF Guy in anger managment class
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:34
BF wins again..... Kadumel-why is it that everyone of your comments is about giving someone a shirt, or that they have made comment of the year...it is really annoying. Why not Go stick you face in an industrial fan belt somewhere?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:35
@Thatsyourrealname? next time try to have a point in your comment .. or some humor. You know just so it doesn't waste 2 seconds of someones life again. You hemroid flake.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:35
I hope Kadumel has soft carpet in his room because the fucker is always rolling on the floor laughing. It's only February, and the fucker is giving out comments of the years by the dozen and suggesting t-shirts for everyone. The Ben's run an MMA Website, they're not a fucking internet t-shirt company.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:35
hahahahahahahahahahahaha good one man. give the guy a shirt!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:37
TUF Guy's real name is actually Keith. Keith Guy.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:37
Like you guys didn't laugh your ass off at those comments. I mean tufguy got demaulished right there. It's like killing someone with words. if anyone ever desreved comment of the year, it was in this thread today. Tuf Guy is done forever! There is no recavery from this! Just no way!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:38
the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup....
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:39
TUF Guy's real name is actually Keith. Keith Guy. ***************************** You were the only kid in school who had a perscription for a helmet.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:39
Twenty of the first twenty-eight comments were about TUF Guy, t-shirts, fuck you, shut up...etc. Any thoughts on the fights or Ben predictions?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:39
TUF Guy, I bet you wear MC hammer pants, a weight belt and a golds gym tank top everywhere you go! Am I wrong????? even when your typing on the computer you wear gloves so you don't get blisters.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:41
good point kadumal. ok people we know that tuf guy is dead here so lets get back to the topic. WHAT THE FUCK IS DIEGO SANCHEZ DOING IN THAT PIC?!?!?!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:41
WHAT THE FUCK IS DIEGO SANCHEZ DOING IN THAT PIC?!?!?!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:43
hahahahahaha "even when your typing on the computer you wear gloves so you don't get blisters" some of this shit is just fucking hilarious
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:45
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Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:46
Diego 2nd round knockout over daddy Demian Maia 3rd round leglocks Chael Sonnen
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:46
@Goog-In response to BG I don't think Dos Santos is overrated, he is in a good camp has some great stand up and knocked out a beast in Werdum, I honestly thought that Werdum was gonna kill him, look what he did to Gonzaga, but sure enough Dos Santos knocked him out. If Dos Santos wins this fight I would like to him Fight Shane Carwin...that would be a sick fight...if Carwin can beat Gonzaga that will show a lot, and IMO would mean he has one or two fights more before a title shot. As long as they don't give the next HW title shot to Congo I'll be happy, I can't stand the way that guy fights.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:46
Hey guys, come take a look at me! I come very cheaply, and I am stocked with mayhem420's gay porn collection, a sex dungeon, several migrant runaways and the sweet smell of mayhem's tears of mourning.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:48
God Damn Mayhem, you serrious brah?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:48
since we can't see anything below sanchez's waist in that picture, we can only assume that he's trying out the choke and stroke.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:48
I'll give you two bucks for the cheese shredder! Oh I need me some Nacho's! Throw in a block of cheese and you got a deal!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:50
I am a mountain I am a tall tree Oh I am the swift wind Sweepin the country I am a river Down in the valley Oh I am a vision And I can see clearly If anybody asks you who I am Just stand up tall Look 'em in the face and say I'm that star up in the sky I'm that mountain peak up high Hey I made it I'm the world's greatest And I'm that little bit of hope When my back's against the ropes I can feel it I'm the world's greatest (The world's greatest, yo) (The world's greatest ever) I am a giant I am an eagle I am a lion Down in the jungle I am the marchin' band I am the people I am the helping hand I am the hero If anybody asks you who I am Just stand up tall Look 'em in the face and say I'm that star up in the sky I'm that mountain peak up high Hey I made it I'm the world's greatest And I'm that little bit of hope When my backs against the ropes I can feel it I'm the world's greatest I'm that star up in the sky I'm that mountain peak up high Hey I made it I'm the world's greatest And I'm that little bit of hope When my backs against the ropes I can feel it I'm the world's greatest I'm that star up in the sky I'm that mountain peak up high Hey I made it I'm the world's greatest And I'm that little bit of hope When my backs against the ropes I can feel it I'm the world's greatest I'm that star up in the sky I'm that mountain peak up high Hey I made it I'm the world's greatest And I'm that little bit of hope When my backs against the ropes I can feel it I'm the world's greatest Yes the greatest It's the greatest Can you feel it It's the greatest Can you feel it
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:50
i really wanna see diego fight kenny flo. they are both on a totally different level now.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:51
BBBWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ THESE PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT MAKING FUN OF ME! ME! ME BITCHES!!!! IT IS IMPOSIBLE TO OWN ME, WHILE I AM EATING YOUR GUYS SOULD ALIVE! Like Usher said "let it burn ,let it burn ..gotta let it burrrn"
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:52
whoa is Diego really serious about that stevia shit?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:52
or tuf gay i mean...tuf guy
Fri, 02/20/09 - 09:52
just for the record i did not say "God Damn Mayhem, you serrious brah?" this clearly sounds like a koon or something or a white dude trying to be black.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:04
It's definately a wigger named TUF guy. He is always referring to niggas hatin and quoting black people. He is just trying to perpetrate. LOL
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:07
Wow i just watch that whole video and Diego seems a little crazier now. That Stevia guy is a nut job listening to him ramble is like listening to your drunk uncle talk. I like Sanchez but it looks like getting punched in the head for a living is taking its toll. Is there any scientific proof of what this guy is claiming? C'mon Bens" do some research on this shit and post it. You could change MMA one nut job at a time with your research Crazy or not I hope Diego tears it up Saturday
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:09
@Justme Forget about Stevia....can't you see that there's an epic battle taking place here...??? Oh yeah, TUF guy is a wigger, a wigger and a homoseual.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:10
Wow just about all these threads get filled with non-sense now. NObody is talking MMA. :( THIS IS A FUCKING MMA BLOG, NOT A BE AN ANNOYING PRICK BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO LIFE BLOG!!!! STUPID FUCKS!!!!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:11
A typical comment section on the patato... Anonymous: FIRST!!! bitches! TUF GUY: HAHAHAHA you guys all wish you were me! lol TUF GUY's DAD: Shut up son, or i might have to ram this broom up your ass. Goog: I would say something witty but I used up all my comedic genius last week Kadumel: Wow TUF GUY, how does that broom in your ass feel? HAHA lol Yeah you suck! TUF GUY: I just found a taped up Hampster in my ass...strange Shit on TUF GUY: Fuck you TUF GUY. Stay away from my sister. Anonymous: Holy hell you guys are gay. TUF GUY: HAHA your sister loves me...and my hampster. LOL Keep on wishing you were me! AHAHAHA Goog: Hey theres another imposter claiming I ran out of wit...sorry buddy, I got plenty of that left. Anonymous: HAHA That TUF GUY is AWESOME. I love him. TUF GUY"S DAD: posting anonymous again huh TUF GUY? TUF GUY: What me? I busy with these hampsters... Kadumel: HAHA OWNED! Comment of the decade! Give him his own shirt company Bens. Dirty Hairy Balls: Hey wasnt this an article about UFC 95?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:14
@ Thoughts Why was the hampster taped up? You let those things wiggle free dude
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:15
"Thoughts Says: Fri, 02/20/2009 - 10:11 A typical comment section on the patato... Anonymous: FIRST!!! bitches! TUF GUY: HAHAHAHA you guys all wish you were me! lol TUF GUY's DAD: Shut up son, or i might have to ram this broom up your ass. Goog: I would say something witty but I used up all my comedic genius last week Kadumel: Wow TUF GUY, how does that broom in your ass feel? HAHA lol Yeah you suck! TUF GUY: I just found a taped up Hampster in my ass...strange Shit on TUF GUY: Fuck you TUF GUY. Stay away from my sister. Anonymous: Holy hell you guys are gay. TUF GUY: HAHA your sister loves me...and my hampster. LOL Keep on wishing you were me! AHAHAHA Goog: Hey theres another imposter claiming I ran out of wit...sorry buddy, I got plenty of that left. Anonymous: HAHA That TUF GUY is AWESOME. I love him. TUF GUY"S DAD: posting anonymous again huh TUF GUY? TUF GUY: What me? I busy with these hampsters... Kadumel: HAHA OWNED! Comment of the decade! Give him his own shirt company Bens. Dirty Hairy Balls: Hey wasnt this an article about UFC 95?" ***Right on the money! It's fucking pathetic!***
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:17
Phil Baroni on Ketamine made me LOL!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:17
@ thoughts TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:20
Honestly, if you have a problem with me just don't read my post or don't reply to my posts. I mean it's not nuclear physics. If you notice I only rip on those idiots that have the urge to say something because for some reason they feel like shit when I mention how awesome my life is.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:27
Sonnen doesn't train with Dan much if ever. There is more than one Team Quest location genius
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:28
I take part of it back... Goog's not so bad. But these other tards? Die.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:28
gosh i love tuf guy. hes way cooler than anyone on this site. and he knows how to eat a fat girl out
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:30
a few notes on Diego's Stevia commercial. (and if you didn't see it, please watch it now, it's gold) 1. Diego's girlfriend seems to be as dumb/crazy as he is, because they waited a year and half before going to see a doctor about possible breast cancer 2. Dan Quinn is the most irish looking mother fucker i have ever seen. 3. how awesome would it be to have a reality show starring Quinn and Sanchez. they're both batshit insane. 4. i can't wait to see what Diego considers the "most ripped" body in the Lightweight division. he does know who sean sherk is right? 5. does Dan Quinn think he's going to get rich off of stevia just because he was one of the first people using it? he didn't invent it, it's just a plant so how is he planning on making money from it? 6. the best part of the video is towards the end, after Quinn's second rant, when you can see Diego for probably the first time in his life that he's not the craziest guy in the room
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:37
were is this video located??
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:40
Who impersonated me to insult Kadumel? Meh, I stopped using this handle anyways, so go to town with it TUF Guy, much like you let other men go to town on your 'roided out ass.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:42
Diego has resorted to auto-erotic asphyxiation to make weight?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:43
in the first question of ben vs. ben where it says stevia-powered lightweight champion
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:43
tuf guy impersonates you guys when he's scared. he needs fake friends to back him up. cuz the imaginary ones that he has have walked out on him
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:43
Phil Baroni sure does love his Ketamine... "SPECIAL K IS THA BEST EVVVVVAAAAAA!!!"
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:43
@CWR I thought I was the only one who knew about that. INXS forever!!!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:44
thats DYNNOOOOMIITTEEE!! thanks.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:45
fat girl I'm in love. What's your number?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:52
1 900 EAT-MORE Call me!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 11:04
Chael Sonnen would be the next Stevia spokesman if he wasn't Republican, cuz well they don't believe in that stuff. Demian wins by Maiaplata rnd 2.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 11:19
All this talk about Sanchez and Penn, it just hurts my heart to hear people disregard Kenflo, c'mon man...his chances of winning are better than you think. Ill be honest, if i was betting a lot of money i'd probably bet in Penn's favor..but im not betting a lot of money and im going with KenFlo, i really do think he's got a great chance of winning. KenFlo vs Sanchez would be a good for sure. P.S. Tuff guy's a fag, he thinks he's cool cuse he keeps comming back and popping off about "i own you and this and that". Dude, you own nothing but that keyboard in front of you. Your a fag....please shut up now.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 11:25
Dude the whole making fun of tuf guy thing is retarded. It's like 50 percent of the comments. Its fucking stupid.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 11:30
@ Machete for hands So, you're a white boy only brave enough to call black people racist names over the internet?
Fri, 02/20/09 - 11:30
@ Portland, don't blame me. It is a retard domino effect. I say something, for some reason one person gets offended and says something stupid, then I make fun of that stupid kid and all the other stupid kids get offended, so I make fun of more stupid kids, and more stupid kids start talking and the cycle goes on and on. LOL @ Billy Bad Ass, I don't use anyones name, I never claim "FIRST", I never joke around w/ homoerotica because those are all signs of weakness and last resorts. I am a big strong man. I would be mad at me too if I was you guys.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 11:31
Agree with Portland MMA, let's move on.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 11:38
Wow I mad alot of comments.... none of which were actually from me. Now I know why I stick to the forums..... Anyways Fisher would give Diego fits. His stand up is way better and he is no slouch on the ground. He has submitted Thiago and that was at WW...
Fri, 02/20/09 - 11:41
@Jay Smith brown pride carnal. entiendes loco?? truchas ese
Fri, 02/20/09 - 11:50
@ TUF Guy... Oh dude, I know you don't joke around with homoerotica. We all know you're very serious about it. Sorry if I offended you, Nancy.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 11:57
Lets hope the choke out fetish photo is not resent because he looks kind of doughy and not ripped !
Fri, 02/20/09 - 12:12
@BuckWild naw man dont worry about it. thats an old picture of him. he doesnt have that one tattoo of two hands praying on his ribs. if you go back to a couple of topics you'll see a pic of him now and youll see what im talking about
Fri, 02/20/09 - 12:33
Fuck Cliff, I was all excited to make a witty Michael Hutchence auto-erotic asphyxiation joke and I come to find you already did. Sonofabitch! Now I know how mad and disappointed you must have been when Theo got that earring.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 12:45
choking yourself while masturbating went out in 6th grade Diego!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 01:05
I agree with mayhem 420, seriously fisher is one of the most underrated dudes in the UFC and has some sweet fucking chops too.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 02:33
Everybody Love Everybody! now, Lets go Tropics!
Fri, 02/20/09 - 02:42
Diego Sanchez (156) vs Joe Stevenson (155)- Diego by TKO Rory Markham (170) vs Dan Hardy (170)-Dan Hardy KO Wilson Gouveia (185) vs Nate Marquardt (185)-Marquardt KO Chael Sonnen (185) vs Demian Maia (184)-Maia Sub Paulo Thiago (169) vs Josh Koscheck (170)- Kos Dec Brian Cobb (155) vs Terry Etim (156) Etim Split Dec Stefan Struve (240) vs Junior Dos Santos (237)-JR Dec Mike Ciesnolevicz (235) vs Neil Grove (263)-Grove Dec Evan Dunham (154) vs Per Eklund (155)-Dunham Dec Troy Mandaloniz (168) vs Paul Kelly (169)-Kelly KO Lighten up.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 03:05
I swear half of you assholes come on here to talk shit to each other just to get a fucking response so you have some purpose too your life. Yeah I am talking about you TUF GUY, I offered to give you the address to my gym a few days back so you can check out what a real MMA gym is about and strangely enough I have not gotten a response. Good idea to keep silent and not get your bitch ass submitted. Oh and Diego is going to win, Sonnen is out of his fucking mind. Carry on.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 03:19
The only way this main event will give me any satisfaction is if Dan Quinn suicide bombs the main event. Diego just annoys me with his cliche "I'm not that kind of mexican" zen poses/prayers and Joe daddy had boundary issues Stevenson comes off ultra douchetastic.
Fri, 02/20/09 - 10:03
And for the record, I lost my virginity to a baseball bat named Rocket.
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