(Video courtesy InsideMMA)
Just when you thought you had heard the most ridiculous thing come of Tito Ortiz‘s mouth, "The Huntington Beach Badboy" goes and steps in front of a camera and raises the bar to new heights.
On the latest edition of Inside MMA, which will air Friday night at 9:00 p.m. ET, Ortiz explains the differences between the anatomy of the head of a deaf person, like his UFC 121 opponent Matt Hamill compared to that of someone who isn’t hearing impaired.
Here’s what the self taught head doctor had to say about Hamill’s ability to take punches.
"I’ve noticed he’s deaf, so he has a soft head," Ortiz proclaims matter-of-factly like he was the one to diagnose both Hammill’s deafness and his punky melon. "You hit him with more and more shots…"
Unable to contain his bewilderment at the claim, host Kenny Rice stops Ortiz in his tracks to make sure he heard him right.
"What?!" Rice asks him incredulously.
"People don’t know this. Watch how Franklin knocked him out quick. You hit ‘em with soft shots because their equilibium (no that’s not a typo)…they don’t have no equilibium," Ortiz explains with a straight face. "And you hit ‘em with shots and you hit ‘em with small shots — I’m not lookin’ for big shots. I’m lookin’ for small shots. Little small shots and by the second…middle of the third round you’re gonna see someone goin’ to sleep AND I’ll snuggle him."
My brain hurts just trying to hypothesize where he came up with this absurd theory. Maybe one of his twins explained it to him.
Call it a hunch, but somehow I don’t see the UFC reserving a seat in the commentary booth for Ortiz when he decides to call it a career.








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commentsThe answer is 85.
Or hell maybe we should ask that Roger Huerta look a like to curb stomp Tito for hitting Jenna??
That's just how ginormous his head is, but since her vag is so huge, for every 30 seconds he's doing the open mouth kiss, they have to use a Porter-Cable C6110 15 Amp 2 Horsepower 25 Gallon Oil-Free Wheeled Vertical Compressor to fill his head back up (they actually have two, both going at the same time since the space of his head is so huge, and since her vag is so huge, alot of air is lost).
I think planet Tito would be a good replacement for Pluto. But just like how they came to conclusion that Pluto was nothing but a rock, they'll find out Tito has nothing in his head but air and James Toney.
They'd be fine if it was just air, but James Toney is too much for them.
So yea, there is really no way to get rid of this guy.
The Matt Hamill story
Ref: Ortiz, T.: "Thesis Paper". Harvard Medical School, Cambridge, MA. 2010: p.21
what an fuckin idiot
Fri, 08/06/2010 - 03:18
I too have done my thesis on the human digestive system, I wont bore you with all the nitty gritty, but basically, If you dont eat you dont shit, and if you dont shit you die.
Thank you Thank you, you may now refer to me as Professor Fatcunt
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jesus, between you and hulksmash I about pissed myself.
better be careful we all 3 will get banned for "defecating" his character...snort!
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