#10: ‘Hood boxing:
A clinch on the sidewalk evolves into an all-out striking contest literally in the street. The guy in the Rivera jersey has a much longer reach and lands some nice shots on the dude in the white shirt, but the little guy has some spunk in him, even after getting rocked. And you gotta love the commentator, whose main contribution is “Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Oh! Oh.” Watch out Mike Goldberg, someone is eyeing your job.
#9: Batman and Spiderman kick the shit out of some fat kid: Apparently the kid was a heckler, and “Batman and Spiderman” are just costumed actors pretending to be the superheroes. But it’s still trippy to see them whale on a civilian. “The police are on their way, Batman” — awesome.
#8: Bar fight double-K.O.: Since there’s no sound, you’ll have to imagine what led up to the mini-brawl in this video. It appears that Dude 1 starts mouthing off to Dude 2, Dude 2′s Girl tries to prevent the situation from escalating, Dude 2 knocks out Dude 1 with a head-butt, cold-cocks Totally Innocent Bystander, then runs for the door before Dude 1′s boys can kick his ass. Dude 1′s boys don’t seem to want anything to do with Dude 2.
#7: Cheap shot by cop: You don’t see body slams too often in street fight videos — or dudes taking swings at women — but this vid has it all. Notice the fat chick in the background the entire fight as if she’s hanging out in her living room. The big guy eventually tries to choke out the body-slammer — which almost happens — until a police office wearing what looks like a sports-bra comes in and ends the evening with a monster punch.
#6: Boyfriend knocks out two A-holes: When you’re going to attempt the classic “slap a random woman in the face” prank, be sure she’s not walking with her bare-knuckle boxing champ boyfriend, or something unfortunate might happen.
#5: Turk vs. angry mob: This guy must be the Turkish Chuck Norris. He’s got a squad of guys after his shit and he keeps laying them out, one-by-one, with well-placed punches. The best part is when the guy in white attempts some sort of super-fly kick over pavement and gets owned.
#4: Man vs. SUV: A fender bender started things off — that much we know. But what follows is gladiators entering the streets with their weapons of choice: a bat and an SUV. The SUV circles like a vulture while the bat-wielding dude waits for his shot. The fight keeps going strong until a bystander steps in and takes the keys, after which a fist fight breaks out until 5-0 rolls up.
#3: Cat fight championship of the world: Okay, so it’s not a “sexy” cat fight, per se, but these bitches go at it like Huerta/Guida for over two minutes, with only brief breaks to fix their hair. Who knows how long this thing lasted before the cameraman’s battery ran out?
#2: Kimbo Slice knocks out Afropuff and Big Mac: The all-time classic. Kimbo agrees to fight two 300-pound bruisers back-to-back in a boatyard, and makes them both look like pussies.
#1: Bikini contest cat fight: The concept alone is enough for this video to top our list. And even though it doesn’t actually take place on a street — and sadly, no boobs actually flop out — we still love how the girl in the yellow goes after her shit-talking rival, eventually ripping off a large clump of hair-extensions. (But personally, we’re partial to the girl in the pink who gets a pipe bashed over her head.)