As many of you know, UFC heavyweight title contender Shane Carwin was a two-sport standout at Western State College in Colorado, winning a Division II national championship in wrestling, and becoming a two-time All-American in football for the Mountaineers, while also earning a degree in Environmental Technology and becoming a two-time Academic All-American as well. Big deal, right?
What you may not have known is that Cage Potato co-editor Ben Fowlkes got his MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Montana, where he got, you know, mostly A’s, and was also captain of the writing program’s co-ed intramural softball team.
So why do you care?
If Montana wins, Carwin has agreed to do an exclusive interview with us, wherein we will probably gloat about our victory and ask him some questions sent in by you, our readers. If Western wins, we have to do a post entitled “10 Ways Shane Carwin is Better Than Us.” Since we’d be hard-pressed to think of ten ways that anybody is better than us, you see what’s at stake here.
In other words, be on the lookout for that exclusive Shane Carwin interview some time soon. Go Griz.
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Comments
Wed, 09/02/09 - 10:52
people care about division I-AA football?
Wed, 09/02/09 - 10:52
Should have made a wager involving ipecac drinking, you pussies.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 10:52
Those are both articles I'd like to read. I hope you both win, or lose, or whatever would make it happen...
Wed, 09/02/09 - 10:53
FIRST BICHES CURTIS OUT!!!
Wed, 09/02/09 - 10:58
curtis not sure but umm your not first tard
Wed, 09/02/09 - 11:05
Curtis...you idiot...
Wed, 09/02/09 - 11:08
Good luck Ben, my cousin Ty got recruited this summer to play for the University of Montana at linebacker, he was also the defensive MVP in the Montana Shriners game but I don't know if he is starting or not for the Griz.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 11:11
You're slippin' Curtis. Come on now. Check your lag time, because you're just not making it.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 11:14
so... do we post our questions here for Shane? I'll do it anyway. The one question that I wanna ask him is if he has NFL camp records of all of his stuff. I'd really love to put them side by side with Brock and see how they stack up all over the map instead of just the tale of the tape. Obviously, the question wouldn't just be if the exist; but, what the actual stats are. My bet is that they stack up pretty close. Win or lose, both will be good articles.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 11:17
Omg you talked to Shane Carwin? No Wai! :l
Wed, 09/02/09 - 11:21
P.S... You'd think with a degree in creative writing, you should know the difference between a posessive and a conjunction. Shit, I barely popped out with a diploma, and I think I get it right now and again. ...Just roughing you, Ben. I'm sure you're (notice what I did there?) a super-genious and you make mistakes like that every now and again just to see what it feels like to be wrong like we are.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 11:30
Barc... you're a fucking idiot. The mistakes in that twitter post were made by Carwin, not Ben. And you spelled genius wrong... even with the aid of an auto-correct feature. Please never speak about grammar again.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 11:31
And yes Bens, I will accept an outdated hall of fame shirt for defending your honor in such a D-bag fashion.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 11:32
^ That is fucking Hilarious
Wed, 09/02/09 - 11:42
Carwin's nickname is Darwin. Why? Because he helps natural selection out. So learn to love it Shane "Darwin" Carwin.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 11:43
We hands down want Carwin to beat Brock, but we also want CP to do the exclusive interview!! LOL www.ufcselect.com
Wed, 09/02/09 - 11:49
^ this site is only pictures of people having sex with sheep
Wed, 09/02/09 - 11:54
Now I am only more tempted to go there, thanks Portland mma
Wed, 09/02/09 - 12:19
Dear Shane, I would like to ask you an engineering question: How do we get another bridge to collapse in Minnesota with Brock Lesnar's transport short bus on it? Which is the most important load bearing structure to take out first? Please send a detailed diagram, or even make me some new blueprints. Thanks, Reddog
Wed, 09/02/09 - 12:30
GO GRIZ BITCHES........ YO Ben Fowlkes , I now have another reason to like CageTato. I am a loyal fan and live and breath MMA. My house is the place in Billings for MMA. I wish i had your job bro. I think shane should also have to wear a GRIZ shirt during the Interview, if you can find one big enough. Much love Edge
Wed, 09/02/09 - 12:49
ben whips out dick, edge sucks it.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 12:52
@ Barc Eat shit.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 01:14
I wanna know: Does Shane Carwin have a Jitterbug phone? If not, he should. After all, what better phone is there for his giant fingers?
Wed, 09/02/09 - 01:16
Is it too late to change the states? Shane should wear CagePotato.com logo on his fightshorts. Or an outdated HOF shirt. Make it happen!
Wed, 09/02/09 - 01:27
Google gets Bing'd from Edge and is flat on the floor......... Now pick up your teeth Doogle
Wed, 09/02/09 - 01:32
Shane, you misspelled "you're".
Wed, 09/02/09 - 01:44
WTF is bing'd? Is that where you suck ME off instead? And its going to be so good you suck my teeth out of the sockets? damn, put me down for 2 bing'ds.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 01:53
MSN's search engine. Google it chump
Wed, 09/02/09 - 02:01
Careful, just because you read a MMA site, it in no way makes you a MMA fighter. Besides, I am not laughing at you and your ass kissing ways, I am laughing with you. There's a diffrence. If you need me, I will be behind TJ Max.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 02:08
C. Sample- you failed hard. Barc- you are a fucking moron. Google- You are gay. WOW. Fag.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 02:12
Whats wrong with Kmart. They have a Blue light special on Ass kissing shirts.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 02:15
@831 son thats all you got? Come on, where's the wit? And, just so you know for next time, if you call some one gay, the fag parts a no-brainer. Thats like saying, 831 son- your a dicksucker.WOW. cocksucker. see what I mean?
Wed, 09/02/09 - 02:17
so whats the word? Is UFC signing a Deal with ESPN? Make sense, both monsters of the sport world.........
Wed, 09/02/09 - 02:29
google- if you go back and read your second post, you are clearly implying you are a homo. Im not trying to be funny in my post, just stating whats true. Obviously fag and gay mean the same thing, but I was blown away by how gay it was so I had to say it another way. Just make sure you proof read your comments before posting them to avoid humiliation of any kind.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 02:54
I feel no humiliation. That's the beauty of the internet. That and the free porn. But, to make a point to you, how do we know that on edge 24 7 is a guy? It could be a girl. The person never said if they where male or female, so maybe its a girl, so asking a girl for a blow job does not infact make me gay, but the exact reversal of gay.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 03:19
This site went way down hill
Wed, 09/02/09 - 03:54
Well if my balls are laying on your chin Doogle, does that mean that this guy just "Bing'd" your lame ass?? Dont worry i shave my balls. You can suck those toooooo.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 07:19
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Wed, 09/02/09 - 08:46
Aenarion... You got me; but, you were a complete bitch about it. Also, spelling and grammar are different. I'm wrong; but, I don't twitter and I don't recognize it's specific layout of topic and reply... so fuck you. J Akuma- Kindly tie your feet in a trash bag, head first. Ben- My shot at sarcastic humor was a total flop. I'm gonna go read a grammar book now to double check if, in fact, spelling and grammar are seperate subjects. I don't want another dude like Analrion up there having shit on me. My bad.
Wed, 09/02/09 - 08:55
831... please, son. That's a pretty shitty post you got there. You have pretty much nothing relevant to add to anything on CP. "I have daddy issues" is only a valid excuse for being a piece of shit for so long.
Thu, 09/03/09 - 04:12
I thought 831 Son was pretty funny. Barc, you fucked up, dog. You had a crack at Ben then disguised it as a playful joke and then FUCKED UP. I forgive you though, my young padowan.
Thu, 09/03/09 - 07:19
Yeah, I did. I tanked it on this one. CP-1 Barc-0. Fuck me.
Thu, 09/03/09 - 07:34
I grew up in Missoula, GO GRIZ!!!
Thu, 09/03/09 - 10:08
Kobajack is 831 sons other account Everytime hes getting reamed this Kobaqueer comes outta no where to agree with him or lather his nutsack with his saliva
Thu, 09/03/09 - 10:37
@ VOODOO, Billings here. GO GRIZ BITCHES
Thu, 09/03/09 - 07:10
WuTangClan: FAIL WuTangFag has a better ring to it.
Thu, 09/03/09 - 08:32
Griz Nation, I love it. Here's a chant I recall. Eat shit Bobcats, go Griz go! Of course Bobcats can be replaced by any team, like maybe Western. Vegas has a decent Griz bar called Torrey Pines Pub, they play every game and when the Cat/Griz games goes down it's packed with drunks...so yeah...good times. Peace Potato Nation!
Tue, 09/08/09 - 06:54
Western got smoked. 38-0. GRIZ DESTROYED THEM.
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