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‘Big Law: Deputy Butterbean’ Is a Real Show, for God’s Sake

He made his bones knocking out palookas in the Toughman circuit in the ’90s, before transitioning into an MMA career where he was usually matched up against other oddly-shaped fighters. But now that he’s older and wiser — and still enormous – all Butterbean wants to do is protect and serve. That’s the premise of a new reality series called Big Law: Deputy Butterbean, which premieres August 9th on the Investigation Discovery channel.

The show follows Eric Esch (aka Butterbean, King of the Damn Four-Rounders) and his partner Deputy Adam Hadder as they patrol the streets of Jasper, Alabama, tracking down crystal meth labs and unsanctioned rib-eating contests. Will the 400+ pound ‘Bean be forced to scale a chain-link fence during a pursuit? Will Steven Seagal come in for a guest-spot? These are serious questions that need to be asked now.

When reached for comment, Tim Sylvia cried “What about meeeeeeeeeeee??“ Anyway. You guys gonna watch this crap or what?

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kimberlyd1- September 6, 2011 at 4:34 pm
how in the hell did butterbean pass the physical to be a deputy? completely ridiculious.... in one episode he couldnt even lift a mattress. omg.......this is so fake im sure of it bc theres no way he past the police academy.
Jesus Frijoles- July 20, 2011 at 9:16 pm
Butterbean will always be one of my favorites because he beat the crap out of Johnny Knoxville on Jackass. They thought he was gonna take it easy on that idiot,but soon as they said go, he fucking dropped him. Hahhahahahahahaaaa.....oh shit that was funny. Kept yelling at him to get back up. Shit, I will watch this show, it cant be any worse than Stephen Seagals cop show.
GistoftheFist- July 20, 2011 at 8:25 am
Ok Enricho wins whatever award is given for best comment.
Enricho Palazzo- July 20, 2011 at 5:59 am
Personally I'd like to see a freak reality show starring Kimbo Slice as a border patrol agent.

Premiere it on TrueTV in September immediately following the new season of that repo show with the fat hog lady who's always wearing black mumu's and looks like she was shot in the face with Homer Simpson's makeup-shotgun when it was on the "whore" setting.

In the first episode, they send Kimbo to Cain Velasquez's father's house: "Yo dawg, I watched da countdown show befo yo son's fight wit Brock, an dey said somethin' bout you hadda 'cross da desert' to git here...it din't sound like dat shit was legal, brah!"
ArmFarmer- July 20, 2011 at 5:15 am
Talking about the video on the right of this site btw. Funny shit.
ArmFarmer- July 20, 2011 at 5:14 am
Omg that vegas fight video is hilarious. Those dudes jump the guy in red who is trying to run away for the entire thing.. then at the very end out of nowhere he runs in and punts the dude in the head knocking him out cold lol. That's what you get for not fighting fair.. and hanging out with heinous bitches that let their gut hang out.
FrontKick Dentist- July 20, 2011 at 5:08 am
The squad car will be completely rusted out after one Alabama summer due to heavy volume of ass sweat.
djp1988- July 19, 2011 at 5:08 pm
I'm pretty sure my laptop just got diabetes.
intercept440- July 19, 2011 at 4:11 pm
i used to enjoy watching butterbean beat the fuck out of cans in the toughman shows... but seriously whats it cost to retrofit the passenger side suspension of the cruiser??? with the bad economy and all im sure that put the po po in the hurt locker
El Guapo- July 19, 2011 at 3:58 pm
I happen to like Butterbean, mang, which is why I could never shat on him. No matter how much his neckfat is calling my name, asking me to cut a piece off and fry it up with some garlic and onions. Mmmmmmmmm, neckfat.
ReX13- July 19, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Why do they even have deputy uniforms in that size??
ReX13- July 19, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Oh shit. If anything, the comments here should be fucking hot fire.

But seriously, what happens when the meth head the Beaner* is chasing just scoots straight up a tree like a ... well, like a methhead. Methheads scamper and twitch all over the damn place. What happens then?
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* Yup, i'm taking it back.
ccman- July 19, 2011 at 3:08 pm
And the donut shops around the state rejoice.
monkyspunk- July 19, 2011 at 2:51 pm
needs more cowbell
DirtehSneakehs- July 19, 2011 at 2:45 pm
I hope I get to see Butterbean do a barrel roll over a black person.

Just saying.
Fried Taco- July 19, 2011 at 2:36 pm
I got me a bucket of KFC and a slurpee, sitting down to watch the Butterbean marathon now!
agentsmith- July 19, 2011 at 2:33 pm
That county REALLY needs to reevaluate the fitness requirements for its sheriff department.
El Guapo- July 19, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Since he's the King of the Four Rounders, I'll give Butterbean four episodes before his show is cancelled. Four! That's it.
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