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The Big Movie Roles Just Keep Coming For Bob Sapp


(Dammit Bob, why is it that every time I get a really good Asian girl fantasy going you have to show up and ruin it?)

While Gina Carano and "Rampage" Jackson have been getting tons of press for their recent movie roles, some of which have a funny way of leading to complete breakdowns with their regular employers, Bob Sapp‘s acting career continues to fly under the radar.  Why "Frankenhood" didn’t get the critical acclaim it deserved, we’ll never know, but now Sapp has a new project to keep him (hopefully) far, far away from MMA.  According to LatinoReview.com, Sapp landed the role of Ukafa in the upcoming "Conan" movie, which will reportedly also feature "The Wrestler’s" Mickey Rourke and will obviously fall so far short of the original Conan movie that those of us who grew up on it will die a little inside after forcing ourselves to sit through it.  At least we’ll have Sapp’s skills as a thespian to look forward to.

How about telling us a little something about the role Bob will be playing, just so we can see if it’s within his range as an actor or not:

Ukafa is in his 30s-40, very dark-skinned African or African American, massively framed at six-foot-five, gold-toothed, hardened by a lifetime of war, a leader of Kushite Tribemen from the savannahs of Kush. Ukafa is Khalar Singh’s second in command, jealous that Singh’s son, Fariq, will one day be warlord. He obeys his leader but plots the overthrow of his son. He is a mighty warrior and unbeatable in battle—until he comes face to face with Conan.

So what you’re saying is big scary black dude.  That’s the part.  Yeah, don’t worry, Sapp has experience with this one.  The man could play the role in his sleep by now.

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Shank Murwyn- March 2, 2010 at 10:22 am
BNBG
robthom- February 26, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Well at least its not a remake.

The character was already abused in Conan the destroyer so I've grown used to the fact that there is a larger Conan universe than the amazing Milius version.

More disturbing IMO, is the rumor that that little fruit bryan singer is actually going to REMAKE Boormans Excalibur.

Makes you just just to bash his sassy ass.
drjoe- February 26, 2010 at 8:07 am
How could the character be "african american"? Doesn't make any sense unless this version of conan takes place in modern time. Seems like this movie is going to ba a joke.

agentsmith- February 26, 2010 at 6:13 am
@ dabix:

No shit, Sapp is just a wee bit too doughy to play the role of a mighty warrior "hardened by a lifetime of war". I'd say Michael Clarke Duncan would be better, but when you look at the guy they've got to play Conan, it becomes pretty obvious that this isn't exactly an A-list film.
dabix- February 26, 2010 at 5:03 am
I m so sorry about the last part of the role :
"He is a mighty warrior and unbeatable in battle".

And you said Sapp could play this role in his sleep ?

I guess you thought "Sapp has been put to sleep so many time
when playing the mighty warrior that this role is tailor made for him"
chopsueyside- February 26, 2010 at 3:45 am
Sorry fucksaltines, but i just finished watching Oriental Orgy Girls, and those asian chick were extra slutty......And i would say anything i like to an asian guy, they all weigh 150lbs and are hardly taller than 5'7".
PurplePickle- February 26, 2010 at 12:03 am
If it makes you feel any better, Mr Crazy Man, Asian girls always show up and ruin my giant black dude fantasies.

dogpt3- February 25, 2010 at 11:55 pm
@fucksaltines - Sounds to me like someones got a serious case of the virgins. Go to a rub and tug or something I heard the entire industry is run by asians.
fucksaltines- February 25, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Asian girl fantasy? You stupid coward cracker. You think you're winning a game that you try as hard as you can to win and noone else is playing with you. You're way outnumbered, karma's a bitch, and you keep being a shittly little cracker while good Asian people look down on you as the crass piece of shit you are. It's funny, your women are the dirtiest sluts I know. You have to try as hard as you can to talk shit about Asian women while the rest of the world just shakes it's head. You piece of shit, you will always be lower than everyone else. Just because you don't have standards or good parents doesn't mean you can dictate what's acceptable. You keep trying to fool everyone else and you keep lying to everyone including yourself and your piece of shit family. I could easily keep going but then I'd be as shitty as your people. Can't wait til China stomps the shit out of your empty, weak ass. I swear I would if you ever had the balls to say that shit in my presence. Lol, keep living in your little fake, pathetic life you fuckin faggot crackers.
The Hater- February 25, 2010 at 7:29 pm
the riddle of steel

this is not
NECROPHYTE- February 25, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Oh, and Ben I died a lil inside when they remade GI-Joe and fuct that one up 2. Next to get pissed on is Freddy Krueger.
NECROPHYTE- February 25, 2010 at 4:45 pm
It was either Bob Sapp or Ving Rhames....Bop Sapp just has way more experience.lol
Contraband- February 25, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I didnt know george gurgel was in that movie Big stann with Bob sapp
Cecil PeepHoles- February 25, 2010 at 4:33 pm
And just like that, Bob Sapp reaps the benefits of the UFC screwing Rampage out of a another quality film role.
Shibumi- February 25, 2010 at 4:10 pm
I'm not a racist, but Conan should be a big-ass white guy. He comes from a tribe of white, celtic , Crom worshippers.
Shibumi- February 25, 2010 at 4:04 pm
@Goog.... NO Shad Gaspard is trying for the same role Bob Sapp is going for. Jason Momoa is Conan. Still not a good fit tho. :(
Goog- February 25, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Conan is black now, too. Being played by WWE wrestler Shad Gaspard. Look it up.


wtf
parchy mcthirst- February 25, 2010 at 3:41 pm
fuck all these classic movie remakes. leave that shit alone. DAMN YOUS
Phattousai- February 25, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Is Bob Sapp doing Reverse Bukkake films in Japan now?
Grounds- February 25, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Bob Sapp being prison style gang-raped by 6 asian chicks. This is not what he had in mind when signing up. Next time, bet you he reads the fine print.
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