I have been a UFC fan for years, and watch the Fight Network all the time. As a diehard fan, I respect all MMA fighters for their bravery, skill, and conditioning. Until Now!! BJ Penn is the biggest PUSSY and deserves zero repect. I've never seen anything like his trash-talking before the fight, followed by his PUSSYING OUT of the final round. I have seen tons of fighters fight on with a TON more damage, because they had the true WARRIOR SPIRIT. BJ penn is no warrior, he is a mommas-boy whiner who probably went straight to his moms teat after GSP beat him down.
BJ Penn u r a pathetic pineapple-munching bitch, U R NOT A REAL MAN. GSP is your superior in every way, he fights better and has the heart of a champion.
So BJ tell your ugly old mama to chill, only a bitch gets mama involved in their issues!!!

wow can you say little bitch. grease or no grease, BJ got fucking worked like a rented Hawaiian mule. he is pissed because he quit. if you look at his face right before his brother calls it quits he doesn't get beat up anymore. he did nothing really effective in that whole fight. GSP came in there and put all on the table. In my opinion BJ is a classless piece of crap. by saying that gsp greased up he is disrespecting all of the hard work gsp put into preparing for the penn fight. this is only going to show to everyone once and for all that when you beat bj be prepared for a lawsuit. when it comes down to it gsp made pen n his bitch for four rounds I thought bj was supposed to be a bjj master. he always looks like shit going into each fight maybe to many burgers and bong rips.

BJ Penn used to be my favourite fighter, until he became a crybaby. Look at him whine like a little bitch

Hah! Angry fools like Black Bear just prove my point - too many GSP nut-huggers getting all worked up about some paperwork. BJ Penn is The Man - he can make all the internet goofs go apeshit even when he loses!

He's ridiculous.

U R All GSP Nut-huggers Says I am a True Hide in my closet Taint Licking MORON! I Just Crawl out of my closet to spew Moronic Messages about everything I know absolutely NOTHING about. Then I drag my sorry six foot wide cum drippin ass back in my closet and fall asleep dreaming about liberace.

First of all elusive, WHAT FIGHT WAS YOU WATCHING? GSP Dominated Baby Jay (This name is now so appropriate) In EVERY Way!! And GSP "Overrated" You will have a hard time finding any sane MMA fan to agree with that BullS$%T. You are entitled to your opinion Though it is outright STUPID! Baby Jay is making himself look like a Monkeys Arse. A Sore Loser never looks good in any arena but a fighter of his stature being this much of a Sore Loser is a DISGRACE;~( SHAME ON YOU BABY JAY!!!

I'd rather root for a guy like Penn then a fruity French Canadian who just loves his cornermen oil massaging his tits and his back to get his blood flowing (down there?)... That 'technique' was so gay that even Greg Jackson distanced himself from it.

But you guys go ahead get amped out defending GSP's honor against the papers that mean old BJ Penn filed against him. Maybe out of gratitude GSP will come over to your house, have you put on some short shorts, and then rub vaseline all over your back and chest to help with that heavy breathing and loosen you up.

Baby J, cry some more. Take a loss and the fuck on, did the alleged ingested baby oil make you mentally collapse at the end of the 4th round and not answer the bell? Because if that's the case I'll down some oil and fight you any day. You fell apart, you gassed out, you're over the hill, cry cry cry some more.

HOMO MOFOS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

MUST BE GREASED ST PIERRE FANS! FAGS

Fuck an rock under the water.
Your comments have about as much effect as BJ's gameplan against GSP, Nobody cares and we are all waiting for the next one to laugh at your ass.

I'm sure you'll go far in life with an attitude like that. Think I'm going to find a site without 12 year old keyboard warriors, cya CP.

NO IDIOT, THIS REALLY IS GSP's WITCHDOCTOR SO GO FUCK YOURSELF UNDER YOUR ROCK UNDER THE WATER. HA! BEAT THAT HOMO

Fuck an witchdoctor
Its clear you are the retard who has posted in caps 5 times... go carry a rock underwater or something instead of looing like a moron here

BJ, sorry bra, you're a bitch. Did the vaseline make you quit the fight before it was over?

HELLO EVERYONE, THIS IS GSP'S WITCHDOCTOR POSTING TO YOU ALL.

I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SOME THINGS CLEAR. YES GEORGES CAME TO ME A FEW YEARS AGO AFTER HIS EMBARRASSING LOSS TO MATT SERA AND TOLD ME, "WITCHDOC, PLEASE HELP ME TO STOP FEELING LIKE SUCH A QUITTER AND A LOSER.....I ALREADY HAVE THE BAGGAGE OF BEING A HOMOSEXUAL MALE IN A MALE DOMINATED SPORT....HELP ME PLEASE!!"

SO BEING THE GOOD WITCHDOCTOR THAT I AM, I SHOWED HIM A BREATHING TECHNIQUE THAT WOULD CALM HIM DOWN AND SOOTHE HIS TORTURED SOUL. I TOLD HIM STRAIGHT OUT THAT THE CATALYST FOR THIS TECHNIQUE IS TO USE VASELINE AND LOTS OF IT!

THERE YOU HAVE IT, NO MORE QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ASKED BECAUSE I HAVE ANSWERED THEM ALL.

SINCERELY YOURS,

GSP'S WITCHDOCTOR

Ya know, I used to hate BJ and GSP. But I must say after the fight I was a little excited for GSP. Now, after all this, I think my growing hatred for BJ is slowly turning into much love for GSP. I might like the French Canuck after all. I mean, I dont want to jump on any bandwagons, but if Matt Serra can forgive the man, so should I.

Hahaha!!! Now that WAS funny!

@ U R All...

Krispy Kreme is primarily a US chain, not Canadian, didn't come here until the new millenium. We go to Tim Horton's. Get your sh*t together. Krispy Kreme is a 2nd rate wannabe.

And yes... I'll state for a fact, the LW champion doesn't know how to train. If he did, he wouldn't have showed up for the biggest fight in his career like a washed up egotistical has been. No wait... he didn't show up at all. He was a punching bag and nothing more.

It's not "tough sh*t for GSP", once this hearing is over, the end result is tough sh*t for crybaby Penn. Then you and BJ can cuddle up and cry together. Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?

I'm still waiting for someone to prove that GSP told Phil Nurse to grease him up deliberately. If that proves true then maybe everyone will have a right to criticize GSP, but until then I'll just chalk it up to BJ Penn pissing and moaning, and ffs, I've already heard enough of that to last a lifetime.

In BJ's list of demands I don't see anything about wanting a rematch. Real tough guy! I hope Ken Flo beats this pilsbury dough boy into the mat.

so that why they call him baby jay penn

Amen dude. Too many homo GSP fans.

IF GREASING HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH GSP'S WIN THEN WHY THE FUCK DID HE GREASE IN THE FIRST PLACE? GO FUCK YOURSELVES BACK TO CANADA YOU GREASY CANADIAN COCK SUCKERS

Fuck an BJ penn!

I can't believe how many GSP nut-huggers are on this site. Fact is that the dude rubbed vaseline on his back - so boo hoooo if he gets a complaint filed against him that's just tough shit for GSP. Most of you fools probably get winded walking from your car to the counter at Krispy Kreme... so now everyone is going to say that a LW champion doesn't know how to train? Go back to Canada.

BJ is such a fucking pussy! He cried like a bitch and then quit the fight and now won't shut the fuck up about it. I wonder what he'll accuse Florian of when he gets smashed by him.

BJ has dropped below Lesnar on my 'fighters I hate' list.

Giving Penn a rematch with GSP is unfair to GSP, Florian, all other LW fighters, and UFC/mma fans. If he wants to keep this bs up, I'd suggest Dana sue him for 75% of his purse for negligence and quitting. Leave him enough to pay his half assed trainers and medical bills.

He had his chance to shine, and he blew it, not because of vaseline or witch doctors... but by his own stupid decisions and lack of proper training. He's disappointed his own fans and serves as an embarassment to his own family by perpetuating this garbage of an excuse.

He's pretending like he actually had a chance at winning the fight, and trying to convince others of this. Maybe he's still a little punch drunk. Either way... I didn't feel BJ deserved his last title shot at WW, so giving him a 2nd chance at it is even more heinous.

If I were Dana White, I'd bitchslap BJ Penn right out of the UFC all the way to BodogFight or Dream. But first I'd like to see Florian beat his ass senseless.

BJ and his minions of Asian-Hawaiian fans are out of their minds. Penn took the worst beatdown ever, and it had zero to do with anyone "greasing" .. he just got his ass whooped by a much better fighter is all. However, now BJ, along with his moronic brothers and hangers-on, are attempting to use the "greasing" excuse to sooth their damaged egos. Face it guys, BJ was outclassed ... and will now move forward against Florian as damaged goods and probably lose because of it. haha

GSP is now known as a CHEATER AND A QUITTER. Funny how BJ haters are quick to say that BJ is a quitter when their Gay Idol GREASED ST PIERRE QUIT TO SERRA. WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT!!!! LOL

i didnt know Vasiline made people quit like little bitches. go back to your safe little world where you beat up your cousins and bradas. your camp is a joke. file a complaint against them.

wow!! bj really cant and WONT take a loss.....
bj will be remembered for this more then anything esle..

ANYONE SEEN MY VASELINE?

GSP IS THE PRIDE OF THE GAY COMMUNITY. NO WONDER SO MANY OF YOU DEFEND HIS DIRTY TACTICS TO NO END.

GSP= GREASED ST PIERRE

GSP's meditation has been disturbed.

What a baby, well I guess that is his name.from a retarded family who can't hhtink up new names for thier spoiled little bitchkids. If he was a man he'd deand a rematch with beach towels handy and constant 24/7 surveillance , so when he gets his shit stomped again he will have no excuse. I love it that he called GSP a quitter when he threw in the towel instead of getting finished off like a man, little baby boy, wa wa wa!!! I lost to a superior athlete and fighter wa wa wa!!! Are you gonna man up and fight Ken Florian or Diego Sanchez or are you gonna hide behind your family and "retire." Pathetic, no respect for this little boy. Just get beat again and go eat cookies in hawaii, with the other mediocre fighters over there, hidse in your rich bitch house and claim you never really lost to GSP. Pussy.

Bj fucking pussy get over your self u got spank by GSP you just mad that he made you look like a toolbag, he was punching you and you didnt even try to defend your self man up and train harder next fime you fat shit.

Fuck an BJ penn

.BJBrainDamage:
BJ is a loser that cannot admit it. Fucking spoiled piece of shit baby Jew.
Baby Jew Penn needs to shut the fuck up. I used to like that guy but now I can only watch his fights and hope he loses
Stupid sore fucking loser.
Yeah right, bullshit!!!! You used to like him my ass... Nice try though.

I bet I can guess your politics, you're a liberal Demorcrat Correct?

The bias in this article is rather amazing.

HAHA Baby Jew Penn that is goddamn hilarious.
I would have also accepted Braindamaged Jew or BrutallydestroyedinGSPfight Jew Penn.

Fuck Baby Jew Penn

BJ is a loser that cannot admit it. Fucking spoiled piece of shit baby Jew.
Baby Jew Penn needs to shut the fuck up. I used to like that guy but now I can only watch his fights and hope he loses
Stupid sore fucking loser.

I think BJ has some real mental issues. He was destroyed so badly in the last fight it is possible he was brain damaged. Talk about a sore loser... Cmon drinking a substance that makes you slippery?
Does He know something we don't about drinking substances that make you slippery?
BJ Penn needs an MRI to check for permanent Brain Damage.
The problem was nobody was talking about BJ for a couple of weeks and he need attention.
He was beaten to a pulp and needs to admit that.

1. reason for BJ losing. " BJ 's lazy". Even his own fans know that and use that excuse. isn't that pathetic

BJ is the biggest cry baby in the world. Like GSP said, I'll fight him 10 times in a row if wants. but knowing BJ he'll still have an excuse for losing

Well since he's the baby, "Baby Penn" is rather suiting to his actions.

Does this chump actually believe anyone but the one corner guy will lose a license? He's a crying tool-bag that can't take a loss after his huge mouth led him.

Penn makes all BJs look bad ...

BJ in the shower?
BJ w/o lube?


:(

BJ just die plox

There is no rule against what he alleges, tought titty.

Time to harden the fuck up BJ

El Famous Burrito Says: "Also, a man who goes by the name BJ shouldn't talk so much about ingesting greasy, foreign substances."

funniest thing i read ALL day!!! Tushay my good man..tushay!

LMAO!!!!

Dear Blowjob Penn, dream on fatso.

When Aaron Riley lost his match because of a very bad referee call, did he whine and demand a NO CONTEST ruling or the firing of an inept referee? NO!!! I wish the Pillsbury Doughboy would grow up. St. Pierre has offered him a rematch any time Penn wants to step into the octogan again. But, no, BJ wants time off to spend with his newborn daugher. Did Mac Danzig ask for a postponement when his child arrived within three weeks of his last bout? NO!!! He probably got up for the 3 a.m. feedings and fulfilled his contractual obligation to the UFC. Whatever admiration and respect I may have had for Penn has gone for good. What a sore-ass loser!!!

re:

"He was laying vertically while he prayed on BJ by leaping across the cage and superman punching Penn in the face several times per round. His Lay and Pray is just that sneaky."

+ 1. fucking awesome.

The sand must have gotten in BJ's vagina when he was running the rock.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, am I dreaming is penn really this crazy, god bj penn is becoming the micheal jackson of the sport, its just getting worse and worse for him, the commission couldn't over turn a win when he was actually could using steriods, penns camp is just plain insaine.

there needs to be rematch between GSP and penn but we all know penn is not gonna take it cuz he will now if they happen to meet again in the octagon the commission is gonna be all over GSP and his corner and seriously guys do u c the fight going any different than the 1st 2 fights we just need to send GSP into that fight with no corner that way bj cant say shit and when penn gets knocked out he can finally realize how much he actually sux then he can retire and suck his daddys tit all day long

Jesus Christ.......BJ... You didnt even have him in any type of submission. Let me tell you how your feeling!

BJ will just end up quitting after the 3rd round of this Legal battle like the little bitch he is.

@ J-Dog

Yeah dude, I know it sounds weird, but it causes fluid build up in your lungs and you drown. I found out about it from our doctor when we first brought my daughter home. He said either get rid of or lock up the baby oil. There have been several cases where kids drink it and then die.

Check it out here: snopes.com/horrors/parental/babyoil.asp

...put a "www." in front of that. I left it off so the post doesn't get blocked.

I think this is a disruptive tactic on the Penn camp to try and get everyones mind off how the fight was lost... PENN didn't want no more..they straight threw in the fucken towel....

Its not like the ref stopped it or he got knocked out or submitted.. He clearly couldn't continue because he was out of shape!!! To be at this level and to basically lose one of the "biggest fights in MMA history" because your conditioning was shit... I mean damn..there should be more media coverage and forums on that FACT alone..not the fact that there was some greasing going on between one of the rounds.... SERIOUSLY.

THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE THE FANS LOSE SIGHT OF WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!

Let me get this straight..What did the "greasing agent" have to do with BJ's corner throwing in the towel right before the 5th round...................????????


FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Old, Bald, & Irish

"Seriously, if you drink baby oil, it causes aspiration in the lungs and you die"

HUH? Where did you learn that? My parents' dog got in their shower and drank a bottle of baby oil. It gave the dog a major case of the puke n' shits, as expected. I would think that aspiration could only happen if you choked on your puke (inhaled it). Then yes I could see that being possible I guess.... but I think the most common response to ingesting baby oil would be puking and shitting your brains out.

I can only imagine that the '20 page document' is written on sugar paper with one of those rainbow crayons and the majority of said document is made up badly drawn sad faces.

BJ "The Beater of So Many Dead Horses" Penn

-now that im the authority on nicknames round these parts.

WOW...

BJ Penn just slips lower and lower. Are you fucking kidding me about this already?!?

You got your ass whooped BJ... NOT because of GSP "ingesting" vaseline, or even because they wiped a little bit on him between rounds.
You got schooled because GSP is better, stronger, and bigger than you!!!
You are a lightweight fighter... stay out of the welterweight division.
Go defend the belt you have, show some honor and respect to the division and belt of that division you carry, and shut the fuck up already!
Every day you look like more of a bitch in every MMA fans eyes. What is sad is that I used to look up to you as a fighter, and now (NOT because you got beat) I only look at you in disgust.

@ Elusive:
Do you know anything about MMA? Lay and pray the whole fight... LMFAO.

Hey BJ:

Go up to you room, take your pants off, and go FUCK yourself.

How pathetic BJ is such a crybaby, on the bright side the NSAC got 20 pages of asswipe.

I was a Penn fan, but NO MORE!! Still a BJ fan though. ;)

bj penn loses that fight 9 out of 10 times. quit crying about it, and worry about florian molesting you

I'm a huge fan of Both BJ and GSP, but WTF...Bj is acting like such a little bi#*ch.

BJ get back to fighting....its what your good at....Beat Florians ass and continue your legacy as a fighter and not some Tito style whiner....com'on man you're better than that!!!!

BJ is such a bitch, what a sore loser..here he is saying that he got his ass handed to him because of the greasing...not because of the fact he was taking a vacation instead of training..lazy hawaiian bastard. He was probably doing more suckin cock than "running the rock".

BJ you are garbage and someone should burn down your family tree

BJ Penn is being a pussy. Get over it and train for your next fight...

I wouldn't piss on BJ if he was on fire. I would be too busy laughing.

There's only one way to put this crying son of a bitch to rest.....

One more fight with GSP and Penn wearing rashgaurds and Shinya Aoki 80's glow in the dark special tights pants.

When GSP beats the ever living shit out of BJ for taking this so far then finally Penn's camp will have zero excuses.

Dana....get it done...NOW!

before you UFC 94 i liked bj penn, now i hate him! he is a poor sport and a cry baby bitch! there could be nothing wrong with GSP and bj would find something to bicth about!! he is a bad sportsmen!

he went in to the fight know what he was gonna bicth about after!

KENFO PLEASE PLEASE! kick his ass! he is not a Champion!!

Technically BJ's letter is 20 pages, but keep in mind, there is a 3 inch margin on both sides of each page, and he used a 22 font.

lol

Ok so this is how you fix this. I imagine BJ's still up in weight so, schedule a rematch asap so BJ can get the fucking crap knocked out of him again. 6 wks, rematch, only fight on the card, in Kimbo's back-fucking-yard. Oh and Jackson gets Mandaloniz as the undercard. DOITDANA.

I think BJ just likes the word "Ingest"

If GSP ingested a substance to make himself slippery, wouldn't he be shitting all over the both of them during the fight?

Come on!!!

He was caught on that show taking vacation when he should have been training. Plus by the looks of him, he went from LW to WW by eating frenchfries and lubing himself thinking about the frenchmen he is getting ready to wrassle !

In the octogon, in a dark alley, checkers, tiddly-winks.....pick your rematch BJ, you'll still get your fat ass handed to you....again.

BJ- you're one of my favorite fighters, you lost get over it. GSP will only hurt you worse next time now that you are pissing him and everybody else off. We are all slowly losing respect for you as this goes further.

We got it, you made a good point- this is something that should be addressed and it has been.

I think all those elbows to the dome are fcukin wit yo shit.

I am not surprised that BJ's Camp has done this. BJ's family is very wealthy and his family has(had) a good name; they don't want that tarnished.

When BJ and his camp decided early on(to his error) that they would make a huge deal out of this, with the well produced video, then they had no other choice but to formally file a complaint.

It was either this or just drop the issue in which it would be brought up all the time anyway and BJ and his camp would look like they were just sore losers early on.

I still believe they are acting like sore losers, but to the skeptical person and conspiracy theorists that think BJ has been done wrog, this gives BJ more credibility because they are acting in a way they actually "know" that wrong was done on GSP's part.

Man.. as much as I like BJ Penn, he needs to just drop it.

Christ BJ is a dick. There is nothing worse than whiners.

BJ... Shut up already!!! You are one of my favorite fighters.... You lost! Build a bridge and get over it!

Technically BJ's letter is 20 pages, but keep in mind, there is a 3 inch margin on both sides of each page, and he used a 22 font.

Hey BJ, my homie, what you need is the power of STEVIA, no fucking joke bro, melted 6 tumors from my uncles body, hes lean and fit now, out chasing pussy. What it does is seperates soap from water, and Dana White you motherfucker I will knock you the fuck out, no joke, BJ homie, STEVIA will help you look as lean and fit as me

I AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH YOUR COMPLAINTS, BJ PENN!

AHAHAH

El Famous Burrito Says:
Wed, 03/11/2009 - 09:35
I'd love to see this in court:

Ladies and Gentlemen of the NSAC, we present Exhibit A: Matt Serra. By Mr. Penn's logic, this should be the greasiest human being on Earth yet, this white table napkin is perfectly dry. The defense rests.

Also, a man who goes by the name BJ shouldn't talk so much about ingesting greasy, foreign substances.



LMFAO

Basically what BJ Penn is saying is that GSP sacrifices babies, and uses the power of the sun to win fights.. heres a quote from his complaint

"*Baby Oil is fat extracted from undeveloped human sources, known as babies.

Like all fats, baby oils are insoluble in water but soluble in cheap vodka.

Oils extracted from minors have been used in many cultures, since ancient times. As an example, a 4000 year old "kitchen" unearthed in Liverpool was found to include an oil press and a large quantity of discarded child-husks. Archeologists believe that the tribes of Ancient Scouse would raise children as a source of cheap fuel.

The uses of baby oils can be divided into three main areas:

* Lubrication
* Fuel
* Threatening Children
* Winning fights against BJ Penn.

Extracting Baby Oil:

* The "traditional" way of extracting baby oil uses several different types of mechanical extraction. This method is preferred by most Eco-Freakies in the USA and in Europe. Cheesegrater extraction is one type, and there are two other types that are both oil presses: the screw press and the ram press. Oil presses are commonly used in developing countries, among people for whom other extraction methods would be prohibitively expensive.(French Canada)

* The "modern" way of acquiring baby oil is by chemical extraction, using solvent extracts, which produces higher yields and is quicker and less messy. The most common solvent is Sunny Delight. This disolves the baby from the inside out, and it is then simple to seperate the oil from the solvent."


-BJ PENN

So Anthony Johnson couldn't get a loss overturned after a blatant eye-gouge which ended the fight and required surgery to fix and BJ expects to get more than that over some grease?

You know someone once accused Phil Baroni of greasing, then they just figured out he was Italian.

BJ lives in hawai. i guess they worship him. i bet they all support him back there on this shit. I hope somebody tells him how bad this is making him look. I bet Dana white told BJ Penn "call me when you grow up!!!"

WTF.

Penn should get a Rematch with GSP. I would LOVE to see his face fucked up again. what a dick.

Man BJ is a pussy. Is it really that hard for him to take the loss like a man?

Regardless of what GSP did or did not do, premeditated or unintentional, etc, I don't think there should not be any retro active MMA rules. From now on, it will be clear. Pushing the rules and grey areas in sports is nothing new. It might suck. But really, the general consensus is that greased up or not GSP dominated BJ.

Oh... Ingestion? I think not. But there is something that has been around MMA for years.

And its called abolene people... Abolene.

- lotp.

BJ > Paris Hilton

At least he won the "I am a bigger, whinier BITCH" contest.

Can't wait to see him file a complaint that she had an illegal Labiaplasty.

Put up or shut up, whiney fucking prat!

said it before and i say it again BJ wants the adulation without putting in the effort.. he wants to jog and wave at fans and run under water with a rock.. then boo hoo when he gets his a$$ kicked

I'd love to see this in court:

Ladies and Gentlemen of the NSAC, we present Exhibit A: Matt Serra. By Mr. Penn's logic, this should be the greasiest human being on Earth yet, this white table napkin is perfectly dry. The defense rests.

Also, a man who goes by the name BJ shouldn't talk so much about ingesting greasy, foreign substances.

Actually, I think I would be pissed off if I were BJ. Not because of the outcome of the fight, but just the fact that I look like a Hawaiian Danny DeVito would be enough to fuck with my head.

oh ffs grow up you short fat moody bastard

ELUSIVE- WHAT THE HELL FIGHT DID YOU WATCH?

WOW! just to carry on previous statements, WHAT A BITCH!!

GSP's rebuttal is going to request that BJ be there in person to attest to the showering...what a homo.

The "president" of his own camp is surrounded by people who are afraid to tell him he's wrong. His approval ratings are hitting an all-time low and he seems more out of touch with reality with each passing day. BJ, you are the GWB of MMA.

"The complaint also accuses St. Pierre of “ingesting a substance” to make his body especially slippery before the fight. It makes us wish the formal hearing really does happen so we can hear Penn’s lawyer accuse GSP of drinking baby oil, and then hear GSP’s lawyer counter that baby oil is considered a delicacy in certain French-Canadian circles."

Uhh...that's weird.

I can't imagine what he could have ingested. Seriously, if you drink baby oil, it causes aspiration in the lungs and you die. What could someone possibly ingest safely that would make you slippery?

...I call "SHENANIGANS"!

Oh, and ruling the fight a "no contest"?....HILARIOUS!

Please BJ, just stop it. My sides are hurting from the laughter....it wasn't Vasiline that helped GSP win, it was the fact that he was smashing you face in.

BJ PENN SHOULD JUST RETIRE ALREADY!!!!!

Because when KENFLO beats his ass down

He is gonna file a formal complaint on Kenny, stating that he sanded his elbows down to make them sharper than usual haha

I hope Ken-Flo cuts you up bad, so the world can see that BJ Penn aint nothing but talk!!!

P.S. Hey BJ we are still waiting for the email no wiat text message no wait letter no wait recording of KenFlo stating GSP was greasing during your fight.....fuck a BJ and FUCK his entire camp

Why doesn't "Baby Jesus" Penn come out and say it already? He wants a rematch with a few minuscule stipulations.
1. GSP must wear a sandpaper bodysuit
2. In the event of a timeout, the fight shall resume with BJ in full mount.
3. Punches to the face or body are illegal from GSP only.
4. BJ is allowed to walk out to the ring with the Southpark "Blame Canada" song.
5. Fight must be scheduled when BJ isn't on the rag. (he stated that he wants to keep his bleeding to a minimum)

to the death, this one is gonna go to the death, but first i wanna watch you shower

I don't know what you can ingest that will make you slippery, but I'm sure if there is such a product the French Canadians have certainly found it.

BJ YOU LOST GET OVER IT!!!!!

perhaps BJ should drink more syrup before his fights so he will be a little more tacky (sticky).
how can he not think that this was gonna make him look like a whiney 12 year old girl? i just do not get it.

A couple years back I took a MMA seminar hosted by GSP and I favor the NSAC requiring him to shower before matches. GSP seriously smells like wet goat nuts.

If he was LnPing..why did BJs corner stop the fight? He got that ass whoopedddddddd!

fuck a BJ..

war machine should blog about this..

I'm loving this. BJ is really making himself look like a spoiled brat. This ordeal reminds of a kid I knew in middle school. He was cocky and really gifted athletically. Anytime he screwed up on the field though, it was "my ankles hurt", "he cheated", or some other excuse. Penn comes out looking like an adolescent on this one.

He was laying vertically while he prayed on BJ by leaping across the cage and superman punching Penn in the face several times per round. His Lay and Pray is just that sneaky.

This is getting ridiculous. BJ got his ass kicked for 20 minutes. The grease wasnt helping him punch you in your coconut head BJ. I have always had a ton of respect for him and thought he was a no nonsense guy but thats exactly what this is..nonsense. Be a fighter stop complaining and go back to 155 where you belong.

"Daddy, daddy!! this big mean man kicked my a** in a fight"
"Don´t worry son, we´ll just make a "formal complaint" and sue the bastards. Here, have some money and go buy yourself a pair of BALLS!!"

it should be ruled a no contest just because gsp layed and prayed the whole match. wanna talk about overrated

Dana should file a lawsuit against that lazy fat little Hawawian for not training properly for the fight.

BJ = Fail

BJ has every right to file a formal complaint. Rules were violated intentional or not - meaningful to the outcome of not.

However... BJ Penn's requests are ridiculous. Steroid users don't even get fines of $250 000 and requesting a pre-bout regulated commission shower for GSP is the dumbest thing I've ever heard and unenforceable for ONE fighter (what, will they write the GSP shower rule in for all regulated commissions when GSP fights? If they do they may as well right in a mandatory shower for Lindland as well, just sayin'). That request makes BJ look like the whiniest bitch on the planet especially since the greasing agents were allegedly applied mid fight.

Not to mention the No Contest. That fight was won on skill and training alone and no amount of lubrication would have affected GSP outworking Penn. BJ has a right to ask for a fine or even a suspension (I'm not agreeing with him, but he has a right), but the no contest, fine amount and shower request are laughable from a fighter of his status.

The commission failed BJ by allowing the infraction to happen, however, BJ failed himself by not showing with proper conditioning to win that fight fairly.

Grow up BJ.

I use to think BJ was overrated, then he won me over with some of his performances and I was a big fan. I'm having a real hard time calling myself a BJ fan lately.. well.. a hard time calling myself a Penn fan.. that's a better way to put it.

The only substance anybody ate before the fight that made them greasy was all the pizza eaten by BJ Penn.

If BJ gets to watch the shower, will he be allowed to have some oil so that he can fuck himself.

Damn... I was mostly just ignoring all this crap but this is really getting rediculous. BJ really can't take a loss. He never looked like he was in that fight, he wasn't agressive and didn't let his hands go at all. He needs to look at himself and what he could have done differently, not everyone else.

maybe they just want gsp to have pre-fight showers bc he smells like a dirty frenchman.

Jack and Baby oil, may favorite.

i just wish this would all go away.

Does BJ get to watch the shower?

Seriously, what does BJ think he ingested?