(GSP’s fists later tested positive for Asskickazolol and 4-Hydroxyawesome. Photo courtesy of LA Times.)
His greasing crusade never amounted to much, but UFC lightweight champ BJ Penn won’t rest until arch-rival Georges St. Pierre is busted for something. In a new interview with Yahoo! Sports, the Prodigy launched yet another explosive accusation:
"It’s just my opinion that he uses steroids. That’s it…I can’t hand you any proof, but that’s my opinion…In my opinion, he doesn’t play by the rules when it comes to steroids and growth hormones and that stuff. Look at him. He’s the worst. He looks like that every day. That’s cheating. There is a reason why there are rules against using steroids. The rest of us, we get fat, then we train and get skinny and the cycle goes over and over again. He looks the same way all the time. Come on.”
Allow us to float an alternate theory: GSP is bigger and stronger than BJ genetically, and works out all year long, and Penn is just saying these things to bait St. Pierre into a third fight that nobody wants to see except Penn himself. I mean, I can’t hand you any proof on this, but it’s my opinion.
Interestingly, the Yahoo! article in question is titled "Is B.J. Penn misunderstood?", and suggests that maybe he’s not the spoiled crybaby that many fans think he is. But these baseless steroid accusations answer that question beyond a shadow of a doubt: No, he’s not misunderstood. He’s every bit the aggravating, in-denial whiner that we think he is. Give it up, dude. You have a fight in two days.
Semi-related: In this FightHype interview with Firas Zahabi, GSP’s head trainer describes the welterweight champ as a "trainaholic" who won’t leave the gym, and also reveals a compelling new addition to their camp:
"We have
Jon ‘Bones’ Jones training here at Zahabi MMA and Tri Star Gym, which is my MMA club. So now we have Georges, if he has to get ready for
Anderson Silva, he’s got a great partner in Jon Bones. He’s got the tall, lanky body type, he has incredible Muay Thai; a tricky style of Muay Thai as well and he has the reach like Anderson Silva. I think he would be a very good training partner for Georges if that fight ever happens. Of course, we’re going to be training with him whether that fight happens or not. But yeah, we have Jon ‘Bones’ Jones joining us right now.
I’m going to do my best to mold him. We’re going to be working with Greg Jackson of course and the entire team that works with Georges St. Pierre will be working with Jon Jones. I expect a lot from this kid man. This kid is the real thing. I trained with him this morning and I’ve trained with a lot of fighters; this kid is the real thing. I see a lot of St. Pierre in him!"
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commentswhat about those among your peers that train hard all the time? that train outside of the 8wk build up to a fight?
Bitch J Penn
Goddamnit, you're right..too much BJ rage.
YEAH!!!! Look reeeeaal closely at GSP's big ol, giant, smooth, naturally oily, fair-skinned, pectoral muscles. Look how tight that dudes butt is in his fightin clothes. His legs and arms look so damn skrong, I be like..."Rear naked choke me, rear naked choke me!!!!".......... when we be trainin and stuff........cause we be workin on the rear naked choke technique sometimes..........
Whatever dude, you know what I'm sayin.
I was never a big GSP fan. He talked a lot of shit before and after fights with Matt Hughes & Matt Serra. He displayed a lot of insensitivity, but I cannot deny that he has an exemplary work ethic.
Could Bloated Jabrone Penn be jealous that GSP is a Gatorade poster boy and not him? I don't understand how someone with Penn's background isn't in the gym more often than jumping out of the shallow end of pools or making pathetic attempts at talking shit in online videos. Dude, leave that to weak ass teenage bitches and Britney Spears fans.
Penn is a pathetic bloated cunt.
I thought Phil Jackson's super secret lab was in Death Valley, and called Fuck You, Shaq?
Are we thinking of the same guy?
I really hope that was a metaphor and not a literal reference as to how they welcome new fighters to the camp.
Next he'll be on that it wasn't actually GSP in the fucking cage with him, it was a fucking mutant culled from GSP's DNA and spawned by Phil Jackson's secret underground lab called Fuck You Beej, located in the wilds of New Mexico.
I know he has a kid, so he apparently stuck his dick in something...but how does this bitch get laid?
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Thats some damn good news that Jon Jones is training with GSP and his guys. That dude is a beast and never really has a dull moment in his fights.
GSP does juice, BJ and I held him down and measured his head and it was like 3 hat sizes bigger then when he entered the league. Plus when we felt his balls they were all small and stuff.
That was Pete Sell, you idiots!
War Ken Flo!
Because, yknow, he's on here all day too.
Oh, and war KenFlo.
"Next week, BJ reveals how Greg Jackson uses voodoo to fix fights"
I knew it!! LOL
I so hope that Kenny puts his elbows thru BJ's pumpkin head.
GSP does juice, BJ and I held him down and measured his head and it was like 3 hat sizes bigger then when he entered the league. Plus when we felt his balls they were all small and stuff.
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