I’m not positive I entirely agree with you on this post. Still I am always amenable to innovative concepts. Probably will have to feel about it. Great blog anyway

Change its the only constant, nice site! Keep up the good work, Im coming back. /Bob

Thanks kg.

Conan is the best movie ever, good post @Nate

yea…Fuck Eliminators, everyone know’s Total Recall was the best Sci Fi movie from the 80′s

Wow, his brother is standing there with arms wide open and BJ spends like 10-15 secs waiting for an opening.

none of those movies can hold a candle to
hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

I just watched the “Eliminators” clip in mute, and even then, at the 1:00 mark, I could hear a faint “YES!” through the monitor.

Wierd.

Drew me to him? War penn?

I’m sure these are the same jokers that were calling him Blow Job Penn earlier this year when he was whining about his loss to GSP.

edit: NM exes. I just caught the sarcasm.

War penn FTW!!

Not taking anything away from BJ but it’s not hard to make hitting the pads look good… I’d be more impressed if he threw the punches from chin height instead of chest…

@ Barc

Get the fuck out of here with that gay shit….”drew me to him”. Good luck with your homo exploits.

BJ’s jab and head movement are two of the things that drew me to him in the first place. The other is his icy, unflinching gaze in the cage. The most anyone’s ever gotten out of BJ is a blink when a punch comes at him… and that’s only with the eye that’s taking the shot. Good to see him keeping his hands crisp.

@Horrorfighter

Robotic Officer Tactical Operation Research!

That looks awesome do you think they have it at blockbuster? I’ve got to see that shit.

Oy! I think now is a good time to re-post the “Who Would You…” questionairre with some updated answers…

Out of any personality in MMA who would you…

1) Fight? Kenneth Allen (Look him up)
2) Go to Disneyland with? Natasha Wicks
3) Marry? Carano
4) Go to the bar with? Bas
5) Go on a four day bender with? The AKA team
6) Have a training session with? Greg Jackson
7) Fire? Rob Emerson
Give a raise? Roy Nelson
9) Go into battle with? Manhoef!
10) Backpack across Europe with? Fedor
11) Advise to retire? Herschel Walker
12) Take medical advice from? Stitch
13) Have children with? Carano
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Matt Hamill (one less person to talk to at home)
15) Go fishing with? Cro Cop
16) Cook with? Kimbo
17) Talk politics with? Helwani
18) Punch in the face? BJ (Sorry. I still haven’t jumped back on the bandwagon)
19) Go on a crime spree with? Lee Murray
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Anderson Silva
21) Debate the meaning of life? The Voice
22) Advise to get a different haircut? BJ (He could do a better job of shaving that horseshoe, imo)

Crap sloppy spotted the cartwheel before me :/

@Horror.

I’ll see your youtube link and raise you one of my own…

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGcYEwZCGvw

I agree with BJ! Any movie that features a Yes! cartwheel (1:01) deserves praise.

If Mandroid is more machine than man, shouldn’t be Machinedroid?

Just saying.

BTW, THIS is the greatest movie ever: hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbCsKFY7NxM

I think Penn needs to stop messing around with the mits, and start focusing more on defending the Y!C (yes! Cartwheels)…

MANDROID!

Mike Swick looked quick too! Look what happened to him !

So BJ thinks that piece of crap is the best movie ever? Man, I just can’t seem to find anything i like about this guy!

I wish he would have said at least said “The Guyver” is the best movie ever (since he’s stuck on 80′s sci-fi, karate flicks).

coochie with the yes cartwheel ftw

The difference is that Diego says “YES!” every time he throws a strike instead of merely exhaling. Advantage: Diego.

Ooooo crap, did you see “Coochie” do that yes cartwheel at 1:01?!?!? That’s why BJ Penn brought this movie to light, just to show that Diego is a liar and didn’t invent the Yes Cartwheel, but in fact it was COOCHIE!!!

Yeah, but he’s never seen anything like me before.

I wish people would please stop typing “______ FTW!” and “War _______!”

I think Zimmer could take the Mandroid-5000 but Martinez will have trouble with his power.

Robot Jox needs to be remade.

Just swap out The Dominican Republic for Russia, replace the leads with Pedro Martinez and Don Zimmer, send Michael Bay the script and write in a part for Megan Fox as Zimm’s bitchy, golddigging love interest.

Gold.

BJ has had great hands for a while…

Kuji the Kung Fu ninja should come back to fight in the next San Do tournament, check out the move at the 1:50 mark.

Penn will walk through Sanchez like he does everyone else at 155.

Mandroid -5000

Crom laughs at your “Eliminators”. Laughs from his mountain.

Wow Robot Jox may have now been moved aside by Eliminators as my #1 most awesomeness movie ever!

I hope BJ shuts Dirty Sanchez up like Ariel Helwani did in their last interview.

Re: Eliminators

Nick Diaz needs to get with BJ Penn and see how to pass a drug test. I’ll guarantee Penn was high as shit when we last saw that movie.

Maui Wowie FTW

What that video didn’t show is BJ getting the oxygen mask immediately following those flurries…

Wow….I’m so old, I remember when Eliminators came out.

And yes, I saw it on a thingy called a ‘VHS Tape’. Crazy, huhn?

Best part of the movie is Conan Lee. He did some other decent Hong Kong action flicks, but he was the best thing in this movie.

Looks like Tasha Yar was involved in some heavy shit before joining Starfleet.

Brock Lesnar vs. Mandroid with six months of sprawl training. Who takes it and how?

It’s too bad welterweight and middleweight are run by such dominant champions. It’s not hard to see Penn as competitive in the higher weight classes. Maybe he could do what Silva did and take on some lesser but still real challenges first, like Alves or something.

His hands looked like that in 2001 @ UFC 34 when he beat the crap out of Caol Uno in 11 seconds.

WOW…Penn is looking very quick.

Edit – a Ninja named “coochie?” Really?