I wish there was an MTV3 with Daria re-runs or any of the old MTV cartoons. Better than 99% of the shit on TV these days.

^Im sorry, the mob with pitchforks and torches has spoken.

Satire my friends, satire.

“I’m top prayer hater from Korea, you britches better recognize.”

I like Bellator far more then I do strikeforce. I am not a fan of the fiasco’s that are strikeforce.

Meh. All of them for good reason.

S.C. just climbed past subo on the list of “most consistently hated on” blogger list. now he’s only looking up at Kid Nate and Jonathan Snowden (and possibly Kevin Iole)

Let me get this straight, so this dude “Black Lesnar” is someone who writes fake articles?

Ya, that’s not funny.

@ihateemo – glad to hear it was not intended…sorry about the harsh comment bro and for bein’ such a cockmonger in my reaction. I’ve always liked your posts too so keep ‘em comin’.

[bro hugs it out]

cecils_pupils: I was referencing Michaelson in my comment, not you! I can see how that might have been misconstrued though, sorry. You’re one of my fave commenters. Let’s hug it out, bro.

BlackLesnar Says:
Tue, 01/18/2011 – 18:33
For someone names “Ihateemo”, you sure are acting…emo.

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Rather be emo than a talentless hack.

@ihateemo – wow, you sure are an angry little fucker aren’t you. What? You mad? Check yourself cunt bitch.

Please god no. Watch Kalib Run has turned into a big pile of dog shit thanks to S.C. Michaelson and his re-fucking-tarded articles, half of which are all about the goddamn WWE.

I knew Rebney would be pissed, and who is Black Lesnar?

For someone names “Ihateemo”, you sure are acting…emo.

“I’ll hate on a brotha til he’s totally broke and ain’t got nothing like me. Cause that’s what real hatin’ is about.”

“I hate you, I hate you, I don’t even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all bad things on you and nobody else but you.”

cecils_pupils Says:
Tue, 01/18/2011 – 15:35

just because he finally learned how to crack a joke DOES NOT make him CP-worthy.

Newfound sense of “humor” aside, writing a post that reads like something a 16-year old wrote after reading the Onion for the first time don’t make you CP worthy either, player.

Apparently all it takes these days to get your piss-poor writing up on the major blogs is by spamming the comments section at Bloody Elbow and picking arguments with Jonathan Snowden whenever you can. Kudos!

@Munche Good to see you and bad to see you, you hateful diabolical sonofabitch. I wish you ill.

Always refreshing to see some Dave Chappelle references here on the Potato. “This fur coat is made out of your mama’s pubic hairs.”

Fuck, this guy sucked ass at BloodyElbow and now I have to deal with him here? Son of a bitch. Are you guys going to hire Snowden next? I come to CagePotato for funny, not the BloodyTampon whining. Don’t pilfer their damned shitty writers!

I never knew that Rebney invented the whole tournament idea.

Hey, Write Power is back!(SILENCE) You know, Sexy Rexy? (MORE SILENCE) Covers Bellator for CP, f’kn awesome dancer?? (CRICKETS CHIRPING)

And Dave Chapeezy called, says you guys owe him royalties.

“do me a kindness” someones been watching too much Winnebago Man…

I actually find Bellator fights entertaining…then Rebney goes all fucking ballistic and makes me wonder how long they can last. I just think a firey, emotional personality can ruin a business unless you have a levelheaded exec in the mix to tone things down.

Rebney run this thing on his own or does he have partners? ReX…you’re always in the know…can you give Bjorn a ‘Gus Johnson/MRuss booty call’ and get the scoop??

^^^ I like this guy. Don’t really know who he is like everyone else seems to, but he seems okay so far. Although cecils_pupils seems to think that feeling wears off after a minute or so, so I’ll see what happens.

Hey black lesnar? Remember when you used to like MMA and be funny? Remember before you sold out to those assholes at BE and actually wrote pieces for YOURSELF instead of other people? Waaaaaaaah.

Fixed that for you.

I don’t have the foggiest idea what you’re talking about. I write for me, FOR ME!

P.S. I love MMA and am still funny. Holla at me.

@Cock_Chestnar What can I say about your mother that already hasn’t been said about Afghanistan? She looks bombed out and depleted.

“Rebney’s biggest bone…” – heh heh heh heh heh.

I liked Black Lesnar for like a minute, and WKR was Okay, but I got really tired of this guy and the way he writes – like he belongs at BloodyVag. Let’s not make his presence here a thing regular though… just because he finally learned how to crack a joke DOES NOT make him CP-worthy.

“Coker, Coker, Coker” gave iy away before the asterisk.

*yawn* excuse me while i go fill up the water in Mrs. Michaelsons dish.

High five to jimbonics, its a regular player haters ball in this piece.

Black Lesnar is on Cage Potato now? NICE!

still miss WKR though

Oh yeah, and please tell us if you receive a profanity-laden phone call from Bjorn Rebney for making shit up about him.

Next on the list, Scott Coker.

Yeah I thought this was real for a second there. But I really hope that no one out there would seriously rather watch Bellator’s 265 pound version of bum fights than watch some of the best heavyweights in the world right now fight in the Strikeforce tournament.

Oh shit, I missed the fine print at the bottom. Good one.

Well, for the record, I was amused by it. Welcome aboard, you talentless douchebag!

Say Goodnight!!

Yep, you aren’t a real CP contributor if people don’t hate you for no apparent reason.

@ Sudos KFC: That’s CagePotato slang for "welcome aboard, buddy!"

That’s cold blooded, Jimbo.

Hey black lesnar? Remember when you used to like MMA and be funny? Remember before you sold out to those assholes at BE and actually wrote pieces for YOURSELF instead of other people?

Go back to BE we don’t want you here.

People might care if someone other than ReX13 was covering it.

Thats good crazy.

You had me going there for a bit. I had to make sure I wasn’t on Sports Dome’s page for a second there…

Why does no one give a shit about Bellator? Lol maybe cause Cole Konrad and Neil Grove are like #30 and #31st ranked HWs in the world you douche.

If it wasn’t for Eddie Alvarez and Hector Lombard… No one would give 2 shits about Bellator.

Just fold already and let the UFC sign those two.