Oblivious Bob Reilly Retains NY Assembly Seat and Will Try to Cock-Block MMA for at Least Two More Years

(At least we can take comfort in the fact that Vader will eventually throw him overboard off the Death Star.)

It looks like MMA legalization in New York is still going to require a fight to make it a reality. ~~Asshole~~ Democrat Bob Reilly retained his New York State Assembly seat last night by defeating Republican opponent Jennifer Whalen 53.56% to 46.39%.

As you can hear in the interview we conducted with the vehement MMA opposer yesterday, he hasn’t got a fucking clue about MMA or even reality for that matter, so getting him to soften his stance on sanctioning will likely be an uphill battle.

Somebody needs to get ahold of some photos of Bob screwing a goat so we can expedite his resignation.

Tags: asshole,Bob Reilly,MMA regulation in NY is doomed,New York State assembly,wins election

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ghostboner- November 3, 2010 at 11:25 pm

I lol'd. Good one MRuss. Good one indeed. I especially liked "I know alot about prostitution..." Although, ikind of agree with him, mma is mostly about cocks. I mean has anyone seen GSP's shorts?

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the glza- November 3, 2010 at 3:40 pm

owning a bar sounds like fun.

florida f'd up real bad...

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Tynomite- November 3, 2010 at 2:36 pm

Go fuck yourself, you ignorant piece shit. And stop lying about giving your whole paycheck to charity. You only give your base salary, not what you get paid on top of that for the different committees you are on. Go back to owning a bar and getting under age kids drunk.

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Bob Reilly- November 3, 2010 at 1:47 pm

Thankyou for all your support.

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mr LOLface- November 3, 2010 at 11:02 am

who gives one goddamn flying fuck if NY legalizes mma? I don't give a fuck if it's only legal in Vegas. As long as it comes across on my TV, I could give a fuck where it's legal.

stop writing about this boring fucking shit

if you aint got news to write about, keep the dumb shit on the cutting room floor

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RwilsonR- November 3, 2010 at 10:56 am

@ LOKI - It isn't just this douche, but he is just the most vocal opponent. You want to know why it is such an issue for him - unions. The unions are trying to extort the Fertitta brothers, other casinos, and even the UFC into using unionized labor, and since they control a large portion of NY politics through voter turnout (read: intimidation) and campaign contributions, they are trying to use this as a bargaining chip.

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Kimbos Bread- November 3, 2010 at 10:31 am

I can feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel your anger.

It gives you fuckus.

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BryanF- November 3, 2010 at 10:26 am

WTF America?
You lost this and Prop 19? Have you seen the guy you elected in Florida?

America is the young 14 year old girl that keeps going back to the 25 year old child abusing pedophile because she believes "he's changed this time!".

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J-Dog- November 3, 2010 at 10:10 am

If you only knew the power of the dark side!

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Tynomite- November 3, 2010 at 10:08 am

There are still 2,700 absentee ballots out that need to be counted so there is still a chance that he will get the boot.

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CAP10- November 3, 2010 at 10:02 am

I heard that Bob Reilly can't tell the difference between a front kick and a crescent kick.

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Viva Hate- November 3, 2010 at 9:59 am

People seriously are too lazy in this country to research politicians/ballot questions and would rather just vote for a name they know.

Seriously, this out of touch douche got voted in in NY.

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LordCoSaX- November 3, 2010 at 9:58 am

Good interview, Mr. Reilly made a lot of valid points, he sure seems to know a lot about cocks.

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Swedish- November 3, 2010 at 9:56 am

Thanks to all the liberal democrats that voted for Bob Reilly. I'm sure the staff here did as they are blind Obama lemmings.

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OpShut- November 3, 2010 at 9:48 am

As the great Lloyd Christmas once taught us,

"So you're saying there's a chance....":

hxxp://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Update-Reilly-clings-to-tiny-lead-in-Assembly-795867.php%20-will%20come%20down%20to%20absentee%20ballots,%20possibly%202,700%20outstanding

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omunto- November 3, 2010 at 9:48 am

I see what you did there.

Well played

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HardKnockLife- November 3, 2010 at 9:37 am

Mike, sure it takes a couple hours... but someone has to expose Bob Reilly as the insane MMA-cock*beep* he really is.

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LOKI- November 3, 2010 at 9:25 am

I guess I still really dont understand how 1 assemblyman out of how many dozen? has the singular autority to veto any and all attempts at sanctioning MMA in an entire state. ANd hes a democrat too! Thats just bizzar.

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El Famous Burrito- November 3, 2010 at 9:24 am

Not pictured: Onion belt.

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Fried Taco- November 3, 2010 at 9:24 am

I couldn't find a video, but here is some audio of Bob's goat sessions. Maybe you can use them in your next interview.

hxxp://www.goats4h.com/buck.au
hxxp://www.goats4h.com/rj.au
hxxp://www.goats4h.com/heat.au
hxxp://www.goats4h.com/callmama.au

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thenutman69321- November 3, 2010 at 9:24 am

It's too bad he's gonna still be trying to block mma but New York much like every state has much bigger problems that would have only gotten much worse had another batshit crazy republican gotten elected.

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Mike Russell- November 3, 2010 at 9:19 am

Thanks for the suggestion Bud. I'll see what I can do. Amazing that it takes a couple hours to come up with a short clip like this.

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budsellers- November 3, 2010 at 9:15 am

very well done!! please give us more of these. perhaps you could use all of sonnen's hype machine clips to make something funny about his upcoming commission hearing. other suggestions of people with a lot of recorded nonsense out there are shamrock brothers, fedor's translators and handlers, mauro, scott coker, tito and nick diaz.

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BONGTAR- November 3, 2010 at 9:11 am

What a dick.

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Fried Taco- November 3, 2010 at 9:09 am

Shame on you! Emperor Palpatine definitely had a better handle on reality than Bob Reilly. And he would've approved of this barbaric sport you call UFC!

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