
(Bob’s fist-allergy starts acting up at the worst possible time.)
There are freak show fights, and then there are fights that re-define the phrase "freak show." Bob Sapp‘s next MMA appearance — his first in Japan since he beat comedian Bobby Olugun at last year’s K-1 Dynamite New Year’s Eve event — will be one of those fights.
It was announced today that the Beast will be competing at K-1/FEG’s Fields Dynamite!! 2008 card (December 31st; Saitama, Japan) against Kinniku Mantaro. And just who is this Mantaro fellow? Allow Nightmare of Battle to explain:
What we’re talking about here is a character from the Japanese comic series/cartoon Kinnikuman, which American audiences might remember from the ’80s collectible figurine line M.U.S.C.L.E. Playing the role of Kinniku Mantaro will be Akihito Tanaka, a heavyweight pro wrestler seven-time All-Japan Wrestling Champion who has been training recently at Kazushi Sakuraba‘s Laughter 7 gym. And yes, he will be wearing the Kinniku mask during the fight, which will be "produced by DJ OZMA." Holy Crap. Good-natured comic relief, or the low point of Japanese sports entertainment? We’ll find out on New Year’s Eve. The nearly-complete lineup for Dynamite!! 2008′s otherwise-compelling card, and video of Kinniku in action are after the jump.
Lightweight Fights:
Joachim Hansen vs. Gesias Calvancante
Shinya Aoki vs. Eddie Alvarez
Hideo Tokoro vs. Daisuke Nakamura
Middleweight Fight:
Kazushi Sakuraba vs. Kiyoshi Tamura
Heavyweight Fights:
Mark Hunt vs. Jerome Le Banner
Semmy Schilt vs. Mighty Mo
Mirko CroCop vs. Choi Hong Man
Kinniku Mantaro vs. Bob Sapp
K-1 Rules Fights:
Tatsuya Kawajiri vs. Takeda Kozo
Gegard Mousasi vs. Musashi
Yoshihiro Sato vs. Artur Kyshenko
K-1 Koshien Semifinals:
Hiroya vs. Shota Shimada
Ryuya Kusakabe vs. Koya Urabe
K-1 Koshien Finals:
Hiroya/Shimada vs. Kusakabe/Urabe


This will be the greatest thing I have ever seen. Ever. EVER!