Bob Sapp Outweighs Bobby Lashley By 66.8 Pounds (!!!)

(We've always said that Bob Sapp is a modern day Christ figure. At last, photographic proof courtesy of Combat Lifestyle.)
Bob Sapp weighed in at an absurd 322.2 pounds (or roughly 2 1/3 Miguel Torres's) for tonight's "Ultimate Chaos" main event against Bobby Lashley in Biloxi, Mississippi. Lashley came in at a puny 255.4 pounds, so maybe he has the flu or something. This begs the question, will a nearly 67-pound advantage be enough to negate Lashley's athletic and conditioning-related advantages, or does it just mean it will take both Sapp's cornermen, along with a few sturdy volunteers from the audience, to carry him back to the locker room after he's been choked out? All we'll say is, lift with your legs, boys.
Full weigh-in results for tonight's event after the jump. Just out of curiosity, anybody watching this live?
Bobby Lashley 255.4 lbs.
Bob Sapp 322.2 lbs.
Gilbert Yvel 237 lbs.
Pedro Rizzo 243.6 lbs.
Din Thomas 146.6 lbs.
Javier Vasquez 144.8 lbs.
Chris Hordecki 155 lbs.
William Sriyapai 154.8 lbs.
Brett Cooper 169.2 lbs.
Waachiim Spirit Wolf 168.4 lbs.
Tom Atencio 160.4 lbs.
Randy Hedderick 159 lbs.
John Harris 154.2 lbs.
Brandon Harder 154.2 lbs.
James Orso 173.2 lbs.
Danny Abbadi 174.6 lbs.
Eric Bradley 170.4 lbs.
Kelly Leo 168.4 lbs.
Colin McKee 174.2 lbs.
Lance Thompson 172 lbs.
Eric Graham 159 lbs.
Drew Wallace 159 lbs.
Greg Maher 265.2 lbs.
Rocky Overstreet 253.4 lbs.






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doctorman Says:
dana's mom thinks hes cool.
So So Explosive Says:
Atencio by affliction under-card invitation.
(because he knows there won't be a 4th event)
Rich S. Says:
By my estimation, that takes about 66.8 seconds off my "How long Bob Sapp's going to last in this fight" timer..
That leaves it at about 23 seconds!
Clyde Says:
Not watching it live; I don't want to encourage these people. But I still want to know. Does that make me a bad person?
MuAy ThAi MaTT Says:
SpiritWolf is a fuckin beast, and if he gets cooper down bretts getting KTFO!!!!!!!!!
shartacus Says:
Dude......I just shat out some turds so thick that I think my asshole may need to be re-calibrated. I was on the toilet sweating like a slave for at least 30 minutes from the effort. I think I even busted a few blood vessels in my face I was straining so hard
Kimbos Bread Says:
@ Shartacus
Gee, that's BAD!
EzMoNeY Says:
sounds like your shit out of luck shartacus
DangadaDang Says:
Well we all know what happened last time someone showed up to a fight at over 300 pounds....
Titos Head Says:
ya tim...
831 Son Says:
Well said EzMoNeY.
And a 67 pound advantage means nothing once you are fighting at over 220 pounds.
Soda Popinski Says:
Is this being broadcast on TV?
Dynamo Says:
"Bob Sapp weighed in at an absurd 322.2 pounds"
So... whats the shock? thats low for him... Should have expected higher even.
Under Banga Says:
@shartacus
WTF? how about leaving that rubbish for facebook/twitter We don`t need it here ,thanks for your compliance.
Ps Greetings from Oz.
PurplePickle Says:
Somebody check Sapp's record and see if he had a TKO loss to Bugs Bunny. I could swear I saw that fight on TBS one afternoon when I was in the fifth grade. I think there was an anvil or falling piano involved.
lilgary Says:
I have blood in my tinkle hole, is that normal?
AussieJosh Says:
GO LASHLEY!!!!
Dana White Please help get UFC 100 show LIVE IN AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tallkitchenbags Says:
purplepickle is right, sapp is totally cartoonish (as is lashley.) hopefully someone connects in the opening seconds.
tallkitchenbags Says:
sapp oughta be fighting animals and stuff
Stinkydeelux Says:
Looks like the PPV is available on DirecTV for 29.95$.....is it bad that I'm actually considering buying it?
tallkitchenbags Says:
30 bucks ? seriously?
Bob Reilly Says:
onepunch.tk live stream.
tallkitchenbags Says:
i'd pay about fifty cents. not a penny more.
tallkitchenbags Says:
on second thought, i'd pay .25 cents.
Dubbayoo Says:
I feel like the promoters are charging $30 just to feel good about themselves knowing that someone would actually pay $30 for it. After all, the video that should be online by noon has to come from somewhere. Thanks, whoever you are.
BackbaconBilly Says:
Why pay .25 when you can watch it for free? The Tom Atencio fight has been a real banger so far ( in the 1st round ) lol
Savageleto Says:
Yeah Tom impressed me
Bob Reilly Says:
Tom wins.
kupo Says:
Tom just beat the shit out of that guy. His opponent couldn't answer the bell for the third round.
kupo Says:
BTW this fight and the last one were great. Didn't see the first one but so far this has been very entertaining.
Soda Popinski Says:
tom atencio just won in the 2nd round by TKO stoppage.
listen, im in no way saying that he faced a dominant fighter, but this guy is i think 41 years old and just beat a guy half his age. and i have to say, he didnt look bad doing it.
the best part about it, he just called out dana white who i guess bashed his opponent at some point and made some reference about dana not having any balls.
pretty entertaining.
i could get bashed for saying it, but i see tom as a straight class act and somebody that has a true love for the sport.
Savageleto Says:
Who is this guy who looks like a retarded Chuck Liddel doing the after fight interviews/commercial sponsor plugs?!!?
My goodness.. the fights have been decent.. but the production is a joke!
meanfinger Says:
where u guys watchin this at?
kupo Says:
Spirit Wolf wins by Falcon Punch
Soda Popinski Says:
justin tv has it up. i dont see whoever is putting this on as having the man power that UFC has to shut it down, so you should be able to catch it there.
BuckWild Says:
Dang Bob you must really hate this mma stuff. you givin out free stream info and all.. ha haa
Thanks dude!
BackbaconBilly Says:
Damn! so far these matches have been pretty good, Horedecki just won by RNC, and yea Atencio laid a pretty nice little beat down on Randy Hedderic.
BuckWild Says:
I like how the ring announcer say.... " with the whiiite n black trunks" ,,, he talks funny!
Savageleto Says:
I like how the announcer keeps saying Check 1 Check 2 .. is this on?? Can I get a chilidog?
Jonny5 Says:
I've been watching this live and an awesome night of fights so far....WAR SpiritWolf!....Y do I feel like i'm talking about a Mortal Kombat character...lol
I Know Nothing Says:
Colin McKee by Rabbit Punches. Way to go ref!
BackbaconBilly Says:
Gilbert & Pedro, someone getting ktfo,lol
MuAy ThAi MaTT Says:
i told u fuckers spiritwolf was the real deal!!!!! fuck brett cooper, i feel bad for who ever takes a fight w/ him next
Smackdaddiest1 Says:
The other ahole tapped due to strikes, you could see it on the replay....Damn cuz, you really do know nothing.
And Atencio was getting tooled by that noob in the first round, I guess nobody saw him get knocked on his ass twice.
Soda Popinski Says:
i think gilbert just killed pedro
BackbaconBilly Says:
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! damn.
Smackdaddiest1 Says:
Jesus Christ! How many punches did Rizzo take after he was out cold?
F'n a ref!
Half Amazing Says:
OMG.
meanfinger Says:
war yvel!! he made rizzo's head look like he was dribbling with his fist!
Smackdaddiest1 Says:
I'm gonna call this next one Lashley by spear followed by powerbomb in round 1