(We’ve always said that Bob Sapp is a modern day Christ figure. At last, photographic proof courtesy of Combat Lifestyle.)
Bob Sapp weighed in at an absurd 322.2 pounds (or roughly 2 1/3 Miguel Torres‘s) for tonight’s "Ultimate Chaos" main event against Bobby Lashley in Biloxi, Mississippi. Lashley came in at a puny 255.4 pounds, so maybe he has the flu or something. This begs the question, will a nearly 67-pound advantage be enough to negate Lashley’s athletic and conditioning-related advantages, or does it just mean it will take both Sapp’s cornermen, along with a few sturdy volunteers from the audience, to carry him back to the locker room after he’s been choked out? All we’ll say is, lift with your legs, boys.
Full weigh-in results for tonight’s event after the jump. Just out of curiosity, anybody watching this live?
Bobby Lashley 255.4 lbs.
Bob Sapp 322.2 lbs.
Gilbert Yvel 237 lbs.
Pedro Rizzo 243.6 lbs.
Din Thomas 146.6 lbs.
Javier Vasquez 144.8 lbs.
Chris Hordecki 155 lbs.
William Sriyapai 154.8 lbs.
Brett Cooper 169.2 lbs.
Waachiim Spirit Wolf 168.4 lbs.
Tom Atencio 160.4 lbs.
Randy Hedderick 159 lbs.
John Harris 154.2 lbs.
Brandon Harder 154.2 lbs.
James Orso 173.2 lbs.
Danny Abbadi 174.6 lbs.
Eric Bradley 170.4 lbs.
Kelly Leo 168.4 lbs.
Colin McKee 174.2 lbs.
Lance Thompson 172 lbs.
Eric Graham 159 lbs.
Drew Wallace 159 lbs.
Greg Maher 265.2 lbs.
Rocky Overstreet 253.4 lbs.
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Comments
Sat, 06/27/09 - 01:55
dana's mom thinks hes cool.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 02:13
Atencio by affliction under-card invitation. (because he knows there won't be a 4th event)
Sat, 06/27/09 - 02:20
By my estimation, that takes about 66.8 seconds off my "How long Bob Sapp's going to last in this fight" timer.. That leaves it at about 23 seconds!
Sat, 06/27/09 - 02:35
Not watching it live; I don't want to encourage these people. But I still want to know. Does that make me a bad person?
Sat, 06/27/09 - 02:35
SpiritWolf is a fuckin beast, and if he gets cooper down bretts getting KTFO!!!!!!!!!
Sat, 06/27/09 - 02:39
Dude......I just shat out some turds so thick that I think my asshole may need to be re-calibrated. I was on the toilet sweating like a slave for at least 30 minutes from the effort. I think I even busted a few blood vessels in my face I was straining so hard
Sat, 06/27/09 - 03:06
@ Shartacus Gee, that's BAD!
Sat, 06/27/09 - 03:16
sounds like your shit out of luck shartacus
Sat, 06/27/09 - 03:50
Well we all know what happened last time someone showed up to a fight at over 300 pounds....
Sat, 06/27/09 - 04:02
ya tim...
Sat, 06/27/09 - 04:02
Well said EzMoNeY. And a 67 pound advantage means nothing once you are fighting at over 220 pounds.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 04:07
Is this being broadcast on TV?
Sat, 06/27/09 - 04:31
"Bob Sapp weighed in at an absurd 322.2 pounds" So... whats the shock? thats low for him... Should have expected higher even.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 04:59
@shartacus WTF? how about leaving that rubbish for facebook/twitter We don`t need it here ,thanks for your compliance. Ps Greetings from Oz.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 05:01
Somebody check Sapp's record and see if he had a TKO loss to Bugs Bunny. I could swear I saw that fight on TBS one afternoon when I was in the fifth grade. I think there was an anvil or falling piano involved.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 05:17
I have blood in my tinkle hole, is that normal?
Sat, 06/27/09 - 05:18
GO LASHLEY!!!! Dana White Please help get UFC 100 show LIVE IN AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat, 06/27/09 - 05:21
purplepickle is right, sapp is totally cartoonish (as is lashley.) hopefully someone connects in the opening seconds.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 05:24
sapp oughta be fighting animals and stuff
Sat, 06/27/09 - 05:46
Looks like the PPV is available on DirecTV for 29.95$.....is it bad that I'm actually considering buying it?
Sat, 06/27/09 - 05:55
30 bucks ? seriously?
Sat, 06/27/09 - 05:59
onepunch.tk live stream.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 06:02
i'd pay about fifty cents. not a penny more.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 06:04
on second thought, i'd pay .25 cents.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 06:38
I feel like the promoters are charging $30 just to feel good about themselves knowing that someone would actually pay $30 for it. After all, the video that should be online by noon has to come from somewhere. Thanks, whoever you are.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 06:57
Why pay .25 when you can watch it for free? The Tom Atencio fight has been a real banger so far ( in the 1st round ) lol
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:04
Yeah Tom impressed me
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:05
Tom wins.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:05
Tom just beat the shit out of that guy. His opponent couldn't answer the bell for the third round.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:07
BTW this fight and the last one were great. Didn't see the first one but so far this has been very entertaining.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:07
tom atencio just won in the 2nd round by TKO stoppage. listen, im in no way saying that he faced a dominant fighter, but this guy is i think 41 years old and just beat a guy half his age. and i have to say, he didnt look bad doing it. the best part about it, he just called out dana white who i guess bashed his opponent at some point and made some reference about dana not having any balls. pretty entertaining. i could get bashed for saying it, but i see tom as a straight class act and somebody that has a true love for the sport.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:09
Who is this guy who looks like a retarded Chuck Liddel doing the after fight interviews/commercial sponsor plugs?!!? My goodness.. the fights have been decent.. but the production is a joke!
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:16
where u guys watchin this at?
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:18
Spirit Wolf wins by Falcon Punch
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:20
justin tv has it up. i dont see whoever is putting this on as having the man power that UFC has to shut it down, so you should be able to catch it there.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:24
Dang Bob you must really hate this mma stuff. you givin out free stream info and all.. ha haa Thanks dude!
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:38
Damn! so far these matches have been pretty good, Horedecki just won by RNC, and yea Atencio laid a pretty nice little beat down on Randy Hedderic.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:40
I like how the ring announcer say.... " with the whiiite n black trunks" ,,, he talks funny!
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:47
I like how the announcer keeps saying Check 1 Check 2 .. is this on?? Can I get a chilidog?
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:51
I've been watching this live and an awesome night of fights so far....WAR SpiritWolf!....Y do I feel like i'm talking about a Mortal Kombat character...lol
Sat, 06/27/09 - 07:57
Colin McKee by Rabbit Punches. Way to go ref!
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:00
Gilbert & Pedro, someone getting ktfo,lol
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:02
i told u fuckers spiritwolf was the real deal!!!!! fuck brett cooper, i feel bad for who ever takes a fight w/ him next
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:05
The other ahole tapped due to strikes, you could see it on the replay....Damn cuz, you really do know nothing. And Atencio was getting tooled by that noob in the first round, I guess nobody saw him get knocked on his ass twice.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:08
i think gilbert just killed pedro
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:08
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! damn.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:08
Jesus Christ! How many punches did Rizzo take after he was out cold? F'n a ref!
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:08
OMG.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:09
war yvel!! he made rizzo's head look like he was dribbling with his fist!
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:11
I'm gonna call this next one Lashley by spear followed by powerbomb in round 1
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:11
lashley via power bomb 1st rd.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:13
Did Yvel just say that Marvin Eastman was a good wrestler? lmao
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:13
Shocked you're not liveblogging. I've recently been converted to Tom Atencianity.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:13
Smackdaddiest1, yeah Atencio got caught got a couple times then came back and beat the shit out of the guy. Just goes to show how tough Tom is. Who gives a fuck if he got knocked on his ass if he fucking comes back and wins the fight jackass.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:16
Yeah kupo he came back and won the fight cause the other guy gassed out, impressive how the guy pussed out and quit. Tom should be proud of himself. Now he's 2-0 and the t-shirt guy who almost got beat by a blackjack dealer making his mma debut
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:17
if lashley can survive the 1st minute, then he will probably take the beast down.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:17
thats funny.. they both tried workin the mic like they used to in pro wrestling.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:18
give tom some respect man.. blackjack dealers are sneaky!
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:18
Tom gave a good fight, can't knock his efforts.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:21
Not knocking Tom's efforts at all,he showed alot of heart surviving that first round, but everyone just acts like he came out and whipped the guys ass from pillar to post.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:27
Nobody is saying Attencio is a world beater. He showed alot of heart though, surprising for a t-shirt guy. Give the guy a break, it's not like he's claiming to be the second coming of Anderson Silva, he just wanted to get his feet wet and good for him for having the balls. He sure exceeded my expectations, and many others as well. Now lets watch Bob Sapp get his ass whooped...
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:33
what a fuckin joke.. i shoulda went and took a shit at the entrance of lashley
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:35
Poor Sappy, he must have the worst pain tolerance of any heavyweight,lol
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:35
im almost sure sapp tapped 3 different times. that was fun.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:35
wow, Lashley via tapout due to G&P. So sad!
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:42
What did Bob mean when he said Lashley got him in the eye? Did he mean he got poked or punched? The side of his head had two big ass knots on it, I saw those, but I didn't see on any of the replays where he could have gotten poked.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:44
Lashley forgot to mention me in his post-fight interview.. asshole. That's the last time I lend him my physique.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 08:51
Bob Sapp is just a niche fighter. He can win if one of his early haymakers lands.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 09:42
i hate when fighters say they're gonna stand and bang.. and then they dont.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 10:12
hahaha sapp... what a joke.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 10:35
You say Sapp is a joke.. You don't know anything, you are just some dong.
Sat, 06/27/09 - 11:30
I said it a couple days ago and I was dead on, sapp taps from strikes rd1!!
Sun, 06/28/09 - 12:42
Is anyone else intrigued by the thought of two Miguel Torres' and a Miguel Torres midget fighting Sapp at the same time?
Sun, 06/28/09 - 01:43
There's one flaw with the argument that Bob Sapp is a "modern day Christ figure." Jesus didn't tap.
Sun, 06/28/09 - 03:20
kinda hard to tap when you're nailed to some 2x4.
Sun, 06/28/09 - 05:59
I just watched the Atencio fight. Is that why full tilt is now banned from UFC 100?
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