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Booking (Rumor) Roundup: Svedish Edition


(Ain’t that the truth.) 

Yesterday, the UFC announced that its second UFC on FUELTV event was set to transpire in Stockholm, Sweden, prompting fight booking rumors to materialize faster than an Ikea entertainment center. First off, a clash between middleweight strikers Brian Stann and Alessio Sakara is apparently in the works, and promises to be what JR would call, “a good old fashioned slobber knocker.”

After putting together a three fight win streak between 2008 and 2010, “Legionarius” has not fought since dropping a unanimous decision to last minute replacement and fast rising middleweight contender Chris Weidman at UFC Live 3. Sakara was set to face Jorge Rivera on two separate occasions, at UFC 118 and 133, but was forced to pull out from both fights due to some bad fish and a torn ACL, respectively. Stann similarly saw a three fight streak snapped at UFC 136, when he was dominated on the mat by Chael Sonnen en route to a second round arm triangle submission. Given Sakara’s somewhat suspect chin, you gotta imagine this match is Stann’s to lose.

When the UFC first announced the location of this event, there were a couple of names, mainly Alexander Gustafsson and Papy Abedi, that most figured would have to be included on the card. Though “The Mauler” has yet to be given an opponent, Abedi has already been booked to take on James Head. Abedi will be looking to rebound from a first round submission(!) loss to Thiago Alves in his UFC debut back at UFC 138 when he takes on Head, who is also coming off an unsuccessful octagon debut. The Oklahoma native was choked out by Nick Ring in the third round of their UFC 131 battle.

In other fight booking news, Shane Roller will be stepping in for an injured Cody Mckenzie to take on TUF 12 alum Michael Johnson at UFC on Fox 2, and featherweight contender Dustin Poirier is set to face UFC newcomer Max Holloway, who is replacing the injured Ricardo Lamas, who was replacing the injured Erik Koch. Sheesh. Not that we have anything against Holloway, but we really can’t wish the best for any fighter with the audacity to carry the nickname “Lil Evil,” because every time we hear that phrase, we are reminded just how far the real “Lil Evil” has fallen. And that makes us sad pandas.

UFC on FUELTV 2 goes down April 14th at the Ericsson Globe Arena in Stockholm, Sweden.

-Danga 

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Akura Ichiban- January 6, 2012 at 1:23 am
Gonna pack my bags and head to Sweden for this UFC
Todd M- January 5, 2012 at 8:11 pm
^ I told you guys that you would miss him when he left. (Xeno will be back, he is just handling the Iran 'situation')
RwilsonR- January 5, 2012 at 5:12 pm
^ Agreed. And with our hiatus from XENO, we need more provacation around here.
El Guapo- January 5, 2012 at 3:34 pm
Nobody LIKES Danga, but he's provocative. He gets the people GOING!
RwilsonR- January 5, 2012 at 3:14 pm
I'm not your pal, guy. And Dana's got plenty of groupi...... wait, you said Danga, not Dana? No, nobody likes Danga.
El Guapo- January 5, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Troll... I ain't your bud, pal. And groupies are easy enough to spot. Take a gander at Danga's last few articles, amigo, and see for yourself. (King Mo voice)"They the ones who can't keep his name out they mouf, pah'tna."
ThePeoplesTroll- January 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm
@El Guapo seems like your Dangas only groupie bud. why dont you get him to send his dirty underwear to you instead.
FilmDrunk- January 5, 2012 at 11:34 am
Huh, I always assumed it was the teeth, skin, face, and body that made British girls look ugly.
Lesnarischamp- January 5, 2012 at 10:46 am
Stann vs. Sakara? talk about a gimme fight. I guess they need to rebuild the "All-American Hero" after Chael quickly showed he was a pretender.
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El Guapo- January 5, 2012 at 10:36 am
Danga... Send your groupies a pair of your boxers, preferably used. That'll keep 'em busy/warm at night and they'll leave you be for a while. You can even sign them, scribble a few sweet nothings. Personalize them a tad, nawmsayin? Trust me, it works. You haven't seen God's gift to CP on here lately, have you?
El Guapo- January 5, 2012 at 10:27 am
"Hi, my name is Svenson. I'm from Sveden."
skeletor- January 5, 2012 at 10:06 am
@dru p _ he also quite literally sucks balls.
Amjur- January 5, 2012 at 10:04 am
+1 for the southpark reference.
Dru_P- January 5, 2012 at 9:44 am
Wanna know why I and so many other people think you suck BALLZ Danga?? Because Dustin Poirier ain't a bantamweight, try featherweight, FOOL
Kid Clam Curtains- January 5, 2012 at 9:20 am
That guy in the background just spackled his underpants.
Fried Taco- January 5, 2012 at 9:05 am
I'm suspecting some of those aren't true Swedes.
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