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Bookings News: Diaz/Stevenson, Pellegrino/Neer on Tap This Summer


(‘Did you say lisp?  Sounded like you did, homey, and I’m just curious whose lisp you might have been talking about, ’cause I don’t see Richard Simmons around here anywhere.  Just me.’)

Looks like two more fighters are taking the step backwards from the numbered UFC events to small potatoes shows on Spike, as MMA Madness reports that Nate Diaz will take on Joe Stevenson at the finale of “The Ultimate Fighter” season nine on June 20 in a battle of lightweights who are in need of a win.

This is the same event expected to feature Diego Sanchez (who last beat Stevenson) taking on Clay Guida (who last beat Diaz) as its headlining bout.  So at least the four of them can all get together again, maybe have an awkward dinner at Chili’s.  Kind of like hanging out with your new girlfriend and your ex-girlfriend, who is now dating your new girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend.  Just weird enough to be interesting.

MMATraining.com also reports that later in the summer, at an as of yet unannounced Fight Night event on August 5, Kurt Pellegrino will face Josh Neer, who recently saved his behind with a victory over Mac Danzig.  The fight’s expected to be the main event, though it’s also the only fight we’ve heard of for this thing and with it being so far in the future, who knows.  Best to keep Neer out of the bars between now and then.

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KTFO- March 14, 2009 at 12:23 am
Thufferring thuckitash, you thilly goothes don't want a peeth of me! Th-tockton REPRETHENT!!
Angry Monkey- March 10, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Diaz got robbed by Guida!
KimchiGUN- March 10, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I'd fuck her! Shit yea, have those luscious lips giving my dick a HUG!
KimchiGUN- March 10, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Nate Diaz needs to take his lisp and blow Frank Shamrock while trying to say "Be merciful on my brother, Franky, PLEASE"...

He is a 155 lb bloody maxipad that needs to be disposed off.

Sanchez is a fucking greasey fruit basket, He thinks about the cock before he walks into the cage. Everytime he weights in and flexes, he doesn't look ripped, he looks like he has to drop a Hiroshima out his ASS!

Ample- March 10, 2009 at 12:22 pm
@ Spank Mir

Dont lie homey...youd fuck a midget
Ample- March 10, 2009 at 12:18 pm
You talking shit on thstockon homey? Ill beat that aath
CuZ'n J- March 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Non-MMA related, BUT DAMN.. im sick of hearing about this octomom bullshit... so what she had 8 kids... so what we had to buy her a house... all i think about when i hear fucking octo mom..... is 8 umbilical cords??... her uterus must have looked like the back of my entertainment center

G-Swizz- March 10, 2009 at 12:08 pm
joe daddy is gonna knock diaz's block off, joe has a black belt in jits so i don't think he will be subed. josh neer is gonna smash batman, and clay is just to small and stubby to get to diago, butt i see it going the distance.
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto- March 10, 2009 at 11:45 am
"So at least the four of them can all get together again, maybe have an awkward dinner at Chili’s. Kind of like hanging out with your new girlfriend and your ex-girlfriend, who is now dating your new girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend. Just weird enough to be interesting."

This is not funny. Simply for the fact that it is torn from my life. Oh and that it happens more often then I'd like.
No1Dad- March 10, 2009 at 11:44 am
I guess all UFC fighters are "in need of a win" when it all comes down to it - but Nate Diaz is technically undefeated in the Octagon. It wasn't his best performance against Clay Guida but he got robbed in that decision.
CanadianProduce- March 10, 2009 at 11:39 am
Yeths I wax my chethst. You gotta problem wifth fthat too?
Anonymous- March 10, 2009 at 11:34 am
-Joe will do his usual boxing, no kicking, will attept Guillotine, Rogan/Mike will gush over Joe Daddy's Guillotine and how strong his submissions are.
-Diaz will be a dick.
-Guida will do the "hug-and-pray".
-Diego will scowl and perhaps do something wacky during his entrance.
cin- March 10, 2009 at 11:23 am
It will be interesting to see what Diego has to defend the Man hugging style of Guida.

Nate and Joe "daddy to half rugrats in his town" Steveson should be great.

I'm a Diaz mark but feel this is going to be a TOUGH fight for him.
Spank Mir- March 10, 2009 at 11:18 am
'Did you say lisp? Sounded like you did, homey, and I'm just curious whose lisp you might have been talking about, 'cause I don't see Richard Simmons around here anywhere. Just me.'

No, actually I thed "littthhhhp"...because I love the irony that you have an impediment that INCLUDES the letter ("s") that you can't pronounce. That's about as mean as making a midget good looking...they both seem counter-productive.
mayhem420- March 10, 2009 at 11:15 am
Kurt Pellegrino will face Josh Neer - this should be a good fight!
Diaz should beat Joe Daddy, but who knows? He did lose to Clay via bro clinch.
Clark Kent Jab- March 10, 2009 at 11:15 am
@ Jeffro

Sorry bud, it ain't gonna happen!

@ manutdfan

Leave DJ alone.
Jeffro- March 10, 2009 at 11:11 am
Guida is the man. I can't wait to see him whup on Diego "Dirty" Sanchez.
manutdfan- March 10, 2009 at 11:07 am
Joe Daddy, Joe Silva just printed your release papers. Might wanna see what state has the best food stamp programs, with all those rugrats you keep producing.
Anonymous- March 10, 2009 at 11:07 am
look im a big pink pussy for being FIRST!!!!!!
These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty- March 10, 2009 at 11:05 am
Nice addition. I'm rooting for DJ.
Batman- March 10, 2009 at 11:03 am
@ Angry D

No, I think he's got it right.
Dave W- March 10, 2009 at 11:01 am
I hope Joe "DJ" Stevenson knocks out Diaz.
rokabee- March 10, 2009 at 11:01 am
I wouldn't even call his loss to guida a loss. I would call it an understanding between two men, that guida has the stronger hug.
Mike`- March 10, 2009 at 11:00 am
Nate Diaz's jiu jitsu is stevenson's kryptonite...
VideodromeNow- March 10, 2009 at 10:56 am
why is Diaz in desperate need for a win having only one loss? Stevenson has three in a row? Diaz is a top contender in my book. I wouldn't call his loss to Guida a huge loss, either. Diaz, if anyone, is still worthy of fighting anyone in the lightweight division. Fuck haters of the little thug.
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