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Brace Yourselves, Griffin Bonnar a.k.a MMA’s Future Savior Is on the Way

(Well, at least he’ll be really funny!) 

It’s no understatement to say that the fight between Forrest Griffin and Stephan Bonnar at the TUF 1 Finale basically saved the sport of MMA from those damned dirty machines. What machines are we referring to? These machines. But as you all know, our ambitiously misguided Skynet overlords have continued forward in their quest to replace man on the top of the food chain nonetheless. Lucky for us, the universe is about give birth to the John Connor that will eventually save the sport of MMA, nay, the world, from the cold, lifeless grip of the cyborgs. And by “universe” we mean Stephan Bonnar’s wife, Andrea, and by John Connor we mean Griffin Bonnar, a name so coincidentally similar slash awesome that only this man could have come up with it.

Yahoo! Sports has the details:

UFC fighter Stephan Bonnar will become a first-time father sometime in October. Bonnar and his wife, Andrea, haven’t decided definitively upon a name for their unborn son, but one name they’ve kicked around is Griffin. As in, Griffin Bonnar.

They’ve talked about naming him Brandon, in memory of Andrea’s late brother, Brandon Brown. But Griffin remains seriously in the hunt as a very real, and cool, possibility for the baby’s name.

“It started as a joke, but it kind of grew on us, to name him Griffin,” Andrea Bonnar said. “Then he’d be Griffin Bonnar. It would be such a cute name and it would kind of create a tie to his dad. We’ve got a couple of good ones in the bank, and we’ll look at him when he comes out and decide,” she said, laughing.


While this is undoubtedly a fantastic bit of news for human kind, this obviously means that an indestructible cyborg has already been sent back in time to eliminate any chance of Griffin Bonnar being born. Come to think of it, we’ve got a good guess as to who it could be

-J. Jones

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itsgalf- October 3, 2012 at 9:11 am
He should name his 'Huge'. teehee
smellypiratehooker- October 3, 2012 at 7:12 am
Thought for sure that the last hyperlink was going to christine Santos punching a photoshopped preggo Gina in the belly. I guess even CP has its limits
Clyde- October 3, 2012 at 5:22 am
Please give him the middle name of "Verses".

Even with the initial it still works
Buster Hyman- October 3, 2012 at 1:03 am
if his plan is to have a kid and name it after each one of his losses then his wife is in for one busted taco
smellypiratehooker- October 3, 2012 at 7:12 am
well done.
Vinal88- October 2, 2012 at 7:50 pm
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This is the nice news. Will Mickey Ward name his next kib Jonson? I think this is best name........
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MorningwoodII- October 2, 2012 at 7:42 pm
I gotta smoke more pot before I post stuff... fucked up oh well.

MorningwoodII- October 2, 2012 at 7:40 pm
Throughout the school yards where ever this poor kid grows up you'll hear "run Forrest Dana Bonnar, run" as bullies chase him home every day.
Viva Hate- October 2, 2012 at 4:40 pm
File under: who gives a shit
Fried Taco- October 2, 2012 at 4:30 pm
"it would kind of create a tie to his dad" - wait, what? So Forrest is the dad, not Stephan? I didn't think Stephan was dumb enough to wager on his own fights.
Mr_Misanthropy- October 2, 2012 at 4:23 pm
They should have named him Baby Kramdar.
Alan K- October 2, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Man, the expectations the kid would have to live up to with a name like that. Congrats on the hole you're thinking of digging for your unborn child, you psycho.
The12ozCurls- October 2, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Will Mickey Ward name his next kid Gatti?