Stop making fun of Lesnars beard; dont you know what he's done? He just completed the map is all. The dickprint on his chest now points to the landing strip on his chin which points to his very own "Minnesota Glory Hole"

Sometimes I like Brock, but he's lame. Why be so insecure to declare that he gives no respect... from a pioneer of the sport he's now in, who took the fight to him, I might add... to the guy who tapped him out in 90 seconds.

And all these people who said that Mir was almost done in the first fight - ridiculous.. as Mir himself pointed out, he was in the middle of grabbing for an armbar when the Mazzstache stopped the fight. MIR was just as pissed about the fight being stopped! But I'm not delusional, people will still be arguing about what would've happened.. probably till the end of time. I hope Mir takes a limb home w/ him. Look at the bright side Brock, if he does, you won't have to cut weight anymore.

Also, I hope Mir's chin is better than that door's!

I hate that Brock really doesnt have any abilities (besides a bit of wrestling) that arent based on pure strength. his striking is not that great or technical and no ground game to speak of. Mir did the same thing that to Lesnar that Royce did to all those big fat monsters in the early days. I dont like Mir or Lesnar and I dont want to have to deal with either of their egos after one of them wins. My prediction is double KO, then falling in the 69 position and coming to rest with each of them with the others penis in their mouths. Though its not really fair if Mir only has to swallow the shriveled steroid weiner.

@UFC Fag

So let me get this straight I tell you to send me a message with your contact info so we can set something up beacuse you keep calling me out on the internet and you turn around and ask me to post mine on CP so you can come shoot me in the dick? Are you seriously fucking retarded? Dont be a fucking coward asshole if you dont want to do anything just tell me your a scared little bitch and we can forget about this. By the way I love how you have never posted whate state your trolling ass is even from, scared much? Dude you have been a troll on this site for a long time and now you are just a cowardly troll so its all good little buddy. Go upstairs and give your mom a hug she will tell you everything is going to be all right.

You try reffing some fight where the dude on top is just throwing buckets and buckets of wild hammerfists. Steve could tell that Lesnar was throwing those without any regard for where they were landing. There is a difference between a guy in half-guard of full mount throwing aimed, downward punches and some demon-possessed giant throwing 40 wild hammerfists in 18 seconds without regard to what or where his punches are landing. Whether any actually land or not, Steve doesn't have the benefit of slow-motion hindsight. He's got to protect the fighters. Rather than just throwing punches like the Tasmanian devil, how's about striking in such a way that it appears you have some regard for the rules?

Furthermore... Lesnar took Mir down once and pounded him. It's his own fault that he didn't do it again. Putting any blame on Maz in this situation is arguable at best and just plain lame at worst.

Is it not 4 quick consecutive taps to tap out? I see steve wait for the 4th tap. Brock should know tapping out is slapping ass but quick tap of the opponent, or even the canvas...hell verbal taps work too. Slow ass pat is not a tap out.
Though the stand up was BS. You gotta give warnings, especially when the hit comes as a result of the opponent trying to avoid a flurry. Maybe if it was intentional, or something repeated throughout the match.
I will be entertained by this fight, but I'm definitely not rooting for either to win.

I think the roids started gettin the best of Big Red during the interview

door= setup
roid rage= setup
roids= real
lesner= closet homo

mir wins by ko. first to call it. I want a t-shirt

I wouldn't be suprised if the door scene was setup. The UFC are really pushing their marketing limits right now.

I guess you musta missed my retort to your little stupid remark so here ya go I copied and pasted it for you:

UFC fan Says:
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 09:18

ka DUMBell you are so full of shit your eyes are brown.
Do you carry your imaginary glock to your imaginary gym you own?
ok allow me to give you my imaginary email address, cause that would SO help you track me, and you could give me imaginary directions to you so I could shot you in the leg, brilliant plan.
Hey while we are in fantasy land why don't you just post your information, and directions HERE so we all can see it, that way CP can bring a camera and film me shooting you in the dick. See thats so much easier, if you REALLY want some of me then feel free to step out of your fantasy realm and post your information, cause afterall its not like you are coming to me , fuck man you want ME to come to you, so post it already........or are YOU all talk?
Now who is the troll eh? come on now show me up post away badass.

LOL good one @ MMA scalia

Imagine how pissed he would have been if the Mustache would have stopped early... "I wasn't tapping, i was clearly using the hammer fist-to-the-ass- escape."

Kadumel... haha sorry man.

JoeDirt,

Now you've done it. Now we will get a full page from Hal13 talking about how gay your are and how he is going to rip you a new asshole. I love these so this should be interesting.

Hal 69s Brock Lesnar.

Sorry.... let me repost that so he doesn't need to get his parents to read it for him....

HAL 69'S BROCK LESNAR.

Lesnar is just a big steroid goof with a dick on his chest. I hope Mir rips his arm off and hands it to him after the fight.

Lesnar is such a douchebag that Im embarassed he claims Minnesota as his homeland, as we dont like hollywood-minded egotistical roid ragin' muscleheads in these heer parts... unless your Jesse Ventura

Did anyone else catch Frank saying he was mad the ref stopped the fight because he was rolling for an armbar? I almost spit out my beer when he said that. I cant believe he actually believes that since the armbar he previously tried did not go so well. I think if he does win or lose against Lesnar they should feed him to Shane Carwin.

Brock was tapping like crazy he was looking directly at steve as he was tapping, and the point deduction was fucking BS, mir rolled and he landed 1 or 2 shots to the back of his head, it should have been a verbel warning like Herb dean or Big john does, instead he fucking stops the fucking beating mir's face is getting and takes a point >> but kudos to mir for getting the kneebar, if it happens again I'll be surprised

Brock is just a whinger. he was tapping way too slow, it was almost like he was saying 'I'll tap, but i'm not going to be a bitch about it'

I don't blame Mazagatti for not stepping in immediately. The points deduction was horseshit though, as are a number of other things mazagatti has done in the best.

In closing, Mazagatti is bad at his job and Brock Lesnar is a spoiled little crybaby. Mir needs to break off both of their heads.

frank mir is used to getting beat the fuck up and pulling a submission out though, hes done it before. lesnar has no precision with his hits he just hammer fists as quick as he can. frank mir has a better chance of figurin somethin out in my opinion. but we shall see, im stoooked for this ppv

You never sent me your e-mail or phone number troll. Common sense get the best of ya? And even Dana came out after the fight and said the ref fucked up, so if anyone should be fired its Steve M. But im sure in your little mind Brock is the bad guy here for disputing a bullshit call by an obviously blind ref.

Lesner is like all the other dumbasses in the world that doesn't understand authority, what the UFC needs to do is MAKE Mazzagatti the ref for the rematch, and when Brock throws his temper tantrum look him in the eye, and say " It is a business, do your job, OR take off the belt walk out the door and never come back.....if not, then shut the fuck up! YOU don't decide shit, WE do, stop acting like you are doing a WWE promo and act like a professional."
I think Mir is going to submit him again, and he is gonna have a tantrum and FINALLY.....fucking finally everyone will get off this big retards nut, and Dana will fire him.

@Frank Mur

Dude you hit the nail square on the head. I actually want to like Brock as a fighter but then he goes and says "I dont respect any of my opponents" I think with talent like he has its hard not to be a little cocky but you dont have to be an asshole. And Frank Mir needs a little dose of reality he is not the greatest fighter ever, he only recently started looking decent against a guy who supposedly had staph infection a few day prior to the fight.

NO SHIT JOEDIRT. JOEDIRT... YOUR CAPS LOCK IS OFF. YOUR SUCH A DUMB ASS.

He didn't break a door, he kicked something on the floor and a box fell over

Brock 69s himself.
Dana also 69s Brock.

What an asshat.. stompin off all mad at life. Way to look professional dickchest. I hope Mir rips his arm off and hands it back to him.

Hal... your CAPS lock is on.

1. That was one of those sliding closet doors.

2. Brock did get those tans from a tanning salon.

3. Brock does have a dick on his chest.

4. Brock will more than likely kill Mir on Saturday. Be it in the ring. Or not.

I'd pay $49.95 to see anyone get their mustache punched off of their face! However, I'm starting to doubt the octagon is structurally sound enough to hold the weight of these two enormous egos. I try to like Mir, but he opens his mouth and I want to see him hit by a bus, I try to like Lesnar, but he throws a temper tantrum and I want to see Hacksaw Jim Dugan stick a 2x4 through his face. I guess the only satisfying ending to this one (for me) would be a double career ending knockout with Mazagatti being crushed under the massive dead weight of their unconcious egos.
by the way, Barc and Rape choke....please don't start kissing.

I personnally hope Lesnar smashes Mir. I really hate how great Mir thinks he is all of a sudden. I love hearing him talk about teaching Lesnar Jiu Jitsu, maybe someone should ask Vera to teach Mir striking. Seriously though if Lesnar smashe Mir then I think Mir will retire due to extreme embarrasment.

I can understand what he has against Mir,
I can understand what he has against Mazzagatti,
But what does he have against doors?

@Rape Choke
It's all forgiven. To my credit, (If I can do that, legally,) mine was there first and looks far better. My head is big, but it's not Lesnar big. Also, I look like a fist-flying Aryan if I don't have it. I think I'll keep it. It's just that all of the door smashing got my a little hot under the collar and I almost did something brash.

Also, I gotta point out my earlier mention of the dick-suck hole and Mr. 4skin's mention of the dick on his chest. Two of us can't be wrong.

@ Barc

Hey, no disrespect my potato friend. I bet its a nice landing strip you have. I was just calling Lesnar out because the guy has a fucking wrecking ball for a head and he sports this little ass facial hair thing. Just doesn't fit him i feel. Don't you agree?

And you make a great point on the storming out thing. If at every interview he tore off the mic and busted outta the place smashing doors i could get use to seeing him do that.

Have a good one Barc

That didn't look like a door...looks like a cardboard box you'd put a door in...

Lesnar is the biggest douchefuck in the world.

Anybody else notice that he's clearly fresh from the tanning bed (you can even see that it wasn't tanned around his eyes)? + he has a stupid mustache + he has a big ol' dick on his chest.

@ Rape Choke... As a proud owner of my own, personal, vagina landing strip off and on for the past few years, I'm insulted. You could have at least tried to segregate him by saying that when he opens his mouth, it looks like an arrow pointing to the dick-suck hole. Now you went and called him straigt, he's gonna be pissed. What's more, I've gotta shave. Thanks, dude. I thought we looked out for our spud brothers around here...

Also, I've gotta love the Lesnar storm off. It could be his signature move... Like the Buffer 180. Picture it, Buffer gets dizzy throwin' the 360 and accidentally calls Lesnar "Frank Mir" then Lesnar smashes the door off from the cage, and storms out. If it happens, you all pitch in and get me a "sparring" session with Gina Carano and Erin Toughill.

LAUGH IT UP MOTHER FUCKER BUT THAT FAKE ASS WRESTLER IS NOW YOUR REAL FIGHTING UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. SO PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND QUIT YOUR WHINNING, AND CRYING LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BITCHES. MY NAME IS HAL, AND I HAVE SPOKEN..........

I THINK MIR LOOKED BETTER IN HIS FIGHT WITH NOG THEN HE EVER HAS BUT NOG IS A FUCKING SNAIL COMPARED TO LESNAR. LESNAR WOULD FINISH NOG MUCH MUCH FASTER THEN MIR DID. ALL THIS SUPERMAN MIR HYPE AFTER MIR BEAT NOG IS NOTHING BUT STUPID BULLSHIT MUCH LIKE ALL OF YOU SHIT SUCKING MIR NUT HUGGERS ON HERE. LESNAR COMPLETELY BEAT, AND DOMINATED MIR LIKE NOBODY EVER HAS IN HIS LIFE, AND HE (MIR) KNOWS THAT HIMSELF. I HOPE THAT LESNAR RIPS MIRS CURLY HAIRED HEAD OFF AND SKULL FUCKS THE PREPY LITTLE COCK SUCKER. MIRS JITS IS THE ONLY THING THAT HE HAS OVER LESNAR AND IF ANYTHING THAT WILL BE HOW MIR WILL WIN AGAIN IF HE DOES WIN AGAIN IT WILL BE AFTER HE GETS TOTALLY MAN HANDLED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH LIKE HE DID LAST TIME, AND LUCKS IN TO A SUBMISSION OF SOME KIND. FUCK FRANK MIR, THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GONNA DIE IN THIS FIGHT. BROCK HAS UNLEASHED A BEAST UNLIKE ANYTHING THE HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION HAS EVER SEEN. HE MAY NOT WIN THEM ALL BUT HE IS MORE POWERFULL THEN ANYONE IN THE BUISNESS TODAY, AND WITH HIS SPEED TO GO WITH IT. LOOK OUT MIR LOVERS CAUSE YOUR MODEL HERO WILL BE DEAD OR PRETTY DAMN CLOSE TO IT BY THE END OF THIS ONE. HAVE A GREAT NIGHT EVERYONE.......

The Hebner--good call sir

Brock prefers refs whom Paul E. Dangerously can easily distract, allowing Brock to hit his opponents with foreign objects. Maybe he should request Earl Hebner for the Mir rematch.

Now now Brock, don't blame Baby Stevie.

that didnt look like a door anyway more like a wall size cutout of Mir maybe LOL

Tapped like a bitch? All you fools that are hating on Brock for tapping are moronic. You guys would cry if half of that pressure was put on your knee. And yea Mazzagatti stupidly interfered and saved Mir's life. The door thing was totally fake and yes, Brock still has roid rage.

Door- real
Anger - real
Mazzagatti's stache- real
Lesnar was pounding that fucktard Mir into oblivion. His instincts took over and he snatched that leg up and rode it to a victory. If Lesnar had not hit him in the back of the head(rookie mistake) he would have pounded the fucker into hamburger. Mir woulda looked like Joe Daddy after the Penn fight. Dont get me wrong, Lesnar tapped like a bitch, but he knocked the shit outta Mir and without intervention would've won. Personally i think Lesnar is gonna take him down and pull a Guida "Energizer Blanket" Hold on him. Then when he good and tired its HAMMERTIME-- cue MC Hammer music.

Brock reminds me of Don Giovanni in Robin Hood: Men in Tights

@ TheSlothman
Ever heard of a warning? Neither has Mazzagatti. Watch the fight again, those were not egregious shots to the back. Two inadvertant blows at the most. That outcome was thievery pure and simple. Brock fan or not, that was bullshit.

Door was fake and gay.

I hate that Lesnar storms out from interviews like a big baby. i understand if he's upset about the fight, but come on. Do you really need to tear off the mic and announce to everyone "I'm done"?

I want to like Lesnar and i think that he could have an excellent career in the UFC, but i think he got a title shot too soon. I hope Mir beats him, so that he can have an ego check.

Also, shave that shit off your face Lesnar and grow some manly facial hair, not some fucking vagina landing strip thing on your chin.

@ purple pickle, so we shouldnt follow the rules if our guy is doing the fouling? back of the head is a no go, has been for a long time... Dick Chest would know that if he wasnt busing hitting guys with folding chairs. he should be mad at himself for the fastest tap in heavyweight history....

dan423 Says:
tap his leg my ass, brock was spanking mir in order to get him to stop
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No shit, the tap was so slow it literally looked like he was just trying to smack Mir on the ass. No wonder Mazzagatti hesitated, everyone else was wondering if that was really a tap-out too.

"I'd like to punch his fuckin mustache right off his face." Says the guy who suddenly decided to grow a total d-bag beard.

Brock should have a strong fucking dislike for Mazzagatti. Mir was getting his shit pushed in until Mazzagatti decided to intervine. It was a bullshit point deduction and the fight should not have been interrupted.

tap his leg my ass, brock was spanking mir in order to get him to stop

The Nevada Athletic commision or whatever its called really does need to let the UFC pick its own refs and fucking immediately fire the fucking incompetent ones like Mazzagatti.

Brock is gonna fuck Mir up in the stand up game by the way.

Mazzi is the sex factor of the UFC.

Cock Chestner needs to take a chill pill. But that door shit was staged.

oooh! real tough huh ... hitting a door. woooo! scary!! doors don't hit back ya'know lesnar!! mir's gonna EFF you UP!!

Brock is just jealous of the porn 'stache. He should be angry at the guy who put that penis on his chest.

"I hate [Steve Mazzagatti]. Put that in your little notebook."