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Breaking News: Brock Lesnar Is Not a Steve Mazzagatti Fan

This clip from the UFC 100 "Countdown" show makes it seem as if maybe Brock Lesnar is displacing some of his rage over losing the first Frank Mir fight.  Turns out he really hates Steve Mazzagatti, which we already knew, what with his specific request to have anyone but Mazzagatti work his bout with Randy Couture at UFC 91.  But when you force him to watch the video of his loss to Mir the anger really comes to the surface.  The things he hates about Mazzagatti include, but are not limited to:

1) His slow reaction time
2) His oversensitivity to the back of the head region
3) His mustache

Basically, he just hates the guy.  Not that he’s the only one.

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kerouac- July 8, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Stop making fun of Lesnars beard; dont you know what he's done? He just completed the map is all. The dickprint on his chest now points to the landing strip on his chin which points to his very own "Minnesota Glory Hole"
Dubbayoo- July 8, 2009 at 10:39 am
Sometimes I like Brock, but he's lame. Why be so insecure to declare that he gives no respect... from a pioneer of the sport he's now in, who took the fight to him, I might add... to the guy who tapped him out in 90 seconds.

And all these people who said that Mir was almost done in the first fight - ridiculous.. as Mir himself pointed out, he was in the middle of grabbing for an armbar when the Mazzstache stopped the fight. MIR was just as pissed about the fight being stopped! But I'm not delusional, people will still be arguing about what would've happened.. probably till the end of time. I hope Mir takes a limb home w/ him. Look at the bright side Brock, if he does, you won't have to cut weight anymore.
Dubbayoo- July 8, 2009 at 10:36 am
Also, I hope Mir's chin is better than that door's!
Times Infinity- July 8, 2009 at 7:58 am
I hate that Brock really doesnt have any abilities (besides a bit of wrestling) that arent based on pure strength. his striking is not that great or technical and no ground game to speak of. Mir did the same thing that to Lesnar that Royce did to all those big fat monsters in the early days. I dont like Mir or Lesnar and I dont want to have to deal with either of their egos after one of them wins. My prediction is double KO, then falling in the 69 position and coming to rest with each of them with the others penis in their mouths. Though its not really fair if Mir only has to swallow the shriveled steroid weiner.
Kadumel- July 8, 2009 at 7:13 am
@UFC Fag

So let me get this straight I tell you to send me a message with your contact info so we can set something up beacuse you keep calling me out on the internet and you turn around and ask me to post mine on CP so you can come shoot me in the dick? Are you seriously fucking retarded? Dont be a fucking coward asshole if you dont want to do anything just tell me your a scared little bitch and we can forget about this. By the way I love how you have never posted whate state your trolling ass is even from, scared much? Dude you have been a troll on this site for a long time and now you are just a cowardly troll so its all good little buddy. Go upstairs and give your mom a hug she will tell you everything is going to be all right.
Jugger- July 8, 2009 at 6:57 am
You try reffing some fight where the dude on top is just throwing buckets and buckets of wild hammerfists. Steve could tell that Lesnar was throwing those without any regard for where they were landing. There is a difference between a guy in half-guard of full mount throwing aimed, downward punches and some demon-possessed giant throwing 40 wild hammerfists in 18 seconds without regard to what or where his punches are landing. Whether any actually land or not, Steve doesn't have the benefit of slow-motion hindsight. He's got to protect the fighters. Rather than just throwing punches like the Tasmanian devil, how's about striking in such a way that it appears you have some regard for the rules?

Furthermore... Lesnar took Mir down once and pounded him. It's his own fault that he didn't do it again. Putting any blame on Maz in this situation is arguable at best and just plain lame at worst.
MaxTheLimit- July 8, 2009 at 3:58 am
Is it not 4 quick consecutive taps to tap out? I see steve wait for the 4th tap. Brock should know tapping out is slapping ass but quick tap of the opponent, or even the canvas...hell verbal taps work too. Slow ass pat is not a tap out.
Though the stand up was BS. You gotta give warnings, especially when the hit comes as a result of the opponent trying to avoid a flurry. Maybe if it was intentional, or something repeated throughout the match.
I will be entertained by this fight, but I'm definitely not rooting for either to win.
Sjsurf- July 8, 2009 at 1:13 am
I think the roids started gettin the best of Big Red during the interview
sp00ki kabuki- July 8, 2009 at 12:51 am
door= setup
roid rage= setup
roids= real
lesner= closet homo

mir wins by ko. first to call it. I want a t-shirt
Cage Crapato- July 7, 2009 at 11:23 pm
I wouldn't be suprised if the door scene was setup. The UFC are really pushing their marketing limits right now.
UFC fan- July 7, 2009 at 10:43 pm
I guess you musta missed my retort to your little stupid remark so here ya go I copied and pasted it for you:

UFC fan Says:
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 09:18

ka DUMBell you are so full of shit your eyes are brown.
Do you carry your imaginary glock to your imaginary gym you own?
ok allow me to give you my imaginary email address, cause that would SO help you track me, and you could give me imaginary directions to you so I could shot you in the leg, brilliant plan.
Hey while we are in fantasy land why don't you just post your information, and directions HERE so we all can see it, that way CP can bring a camera and film me shooting you in the dick. See thats so much easier, if you REALLY want some of me then feel free to step out of your fantasy realm and post your information, cause afterall its not like you are coming to me , fuck man you want ME to come to you, so post it already........or are YOU all talk?
Now who is the troll eh? come on now show me up post away badass.
Takun- July 7, 2009 at 9:32 pm
LOL good one @ MMA scalia
MMA Scalia- July 7, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Imagine how pissed he would have been if the Mustache would have stopped early... "I wasn't tapping, i was clearly using the hammer fist-to-the-ass- escape."
Joedirt- July 7, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Kadumel... haha sorry man.
Kadumel- July 7, 2009 at 8:53 pm
JoeDirt,

Now you've done it. Now we will get a full page from Hal13 talking about how gay your are and how he is going to rip you a new asshole. I love these so this should be interesting.
Joedirt- July 7, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Hal 69s Brock Lesnar.

Sorry.... let me repost that so he doesn't need to get his parents to read it for him....

HAL 69'S BROCK LESNAR.

Lesnar is just a big steroid goof with a dick on his chest. I hope Mir rips his arm off and hands it to him after the fight.
Dojima- July 7, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Lesnar is such a douchebag that Im embarassed he claims Minnesota as his homeland, as we dont like hollywood-minded egotistical roid ragin' muscleheads in these heer parts... unless your Jesse Ventura
Kadumel- July 7, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Did anyone else catch Frank saying he was mad the ref stopped the fight because he was rolling for an armbar? I almost spit out my beer when he said that. I cant believe he actually believes that since the armbar he previously tried did not go so well. I think if he does win or lose against Lesnar they should feed him to Shane Carwin.
Takun- July 7, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Brock was tapping like crazy he was looking directly at steve as he was tapping, and the point deduction was fucking BS, mir rolled and he landed 1 or 2 shots to the back of his head, it should have been a verbel warning like Herb dean or Big john does, instead he fucking stops the fucking beating mir's face is getting and takes a point >> but kudos to mir for getting the kneebar, if it happens again I'll be surprised
Squirrelnuts- July 7, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Brock is just a whinger. he was tapping way too slow, it was almost like he was saying 'I'll tap, but i'm not going to be a bitch about it'

I don't blame Mazagatti for not stepping in immediately. The points deduction was horseshit though, as are a number of other things mazagatti has done in the best.

In closing, Mazagatti is bad at his job and Brock Lesnar is a spoiled little crybaby. Mir needs to break off both of their heads.
clutchy hopkins- July 7, 2009 at 8:25 pm
frank mir is used to getting beat the fuck up and pulling a submission out though, hes done it before. lesnar has no precision with his hits he just hammer fists as quick as he can. frank mir has a better chance of figurin somethin out in my opinion. but we shall see, im stoooked for this ppv
Kadumel- July 7, 2009 at 8:23 pm
You never sent me your e-mail or phone number troll. Common sense get the best of ya? And even Dana came out after the fight and said the ref fucked up, so if anyone should be fired its Steve M. But im sure in your little mind Brock is the bad guy here for disputing a bullshit call by an obviously blind ref.
UFC fan- July 7, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Lesner is like all the other dumbasses in the world that doesn't understand authority, what the UFC needs to do is MAKE Mazzagatti the ref for the rematch, and when Brock throws his temper tantrum look him in the eye, and say " It is a business, do your job, OR take off the belt walk out the door and never come back.....if not, then shut the fuck up! YOU don't decide shit, WE do, stop acting like you are doing a WWE promo and act like a professional."
I think Mir is going to submit him again, and he is gonna have a tantrum and FINALLY.....fucking finally everyone will get off this big retards nut, and Dana will fire him.
Kadumel- July 7, 2009 at 8:15 pm
@Frank Mur

Dude you hit the nail square on the head. I actually want to like Brock as a fighter but then he goes and says "I dont respect any of my opponents" I think with talent like he has its hard not to be a little cocky but you dont have to be an asshole. And Frank Mir needs a little dose of reality he is not the greatest fighter ever, he only recently started looking decent against a guy who supposedly had staph infection a few day prior to the fight.
HAL_13- July 7, 2009 at 8:14 pm
NO SHIT JOEDIRT. JOEDIRT... YOUR CAPS LOCK IS OFF. YOUR SUCH A DUMB ASS.
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