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BREAKING: Tito Ortiz Shot Dead While Trying to Protect Kidnapped Family

I know, I didn’t hear about this either! But apparently there was a Turkish movie released last year called Kurtlar Vadisi Irak (“Valley of the Wolves Iraq”), about a group of Turkish soldiers who try to get revenge for a series of atrocities committed by Americans during the occupation of Iraq, and Tito Ortiz was in it. He’s actually the only American character with a conscience; the film also stars Billy Zane as a sadistic Army commander and Gary Busey as a Jewish-American doctor who harvests organs from injured Iraqi prisoners to sell to rich people in New York, London and Tel Aviv. In one scene (shown below), the survivors of a raid on an Arab wedding are being driven to Abu Ghraib prison via shipping container, when Ortiz’s character complains that the captives may be suffocating. His partner shoots the container full of air holes. When Ortiz threatens to report to incident, he is shot. Watch, if you must:

With a budget of $10.2 million, Kurtlar was the most expensive Turkish film ever made, and it was a box-office hit. To put that in perspective, the most expensive American film ever produced was Spider-Man 3, which had a budget of $258 million. So, nice try Turkey, but you’re not even close! Holla when you can hang with the big dogs…

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beast- December 19, 2007 at 1:38 am
i thought headline was brilliant. I had to pull my car over to the side of the road when I saw it on my iPhone
Brendon- December 19, 2007 at 12:46 am
The Turk's coming to the rescue, that's rich! Good lucking getting into the EU.
Mr. B- December 18, 2007 at 7:42 pm
I got a laugh out of it. Good one!

Didn't realize the Turks were so inflamed, by Bush's invasion. I thought the problems with Pakistan invading Iraq were bad enough, but the movie shows great animosity toward the USA.

That movie looks bad! It looks to be on par with "Scarecrow Gone Wild". Ken Shamrock played Coach Ramsey.

URL to the movie on IMDB, for any curious souls. lol
lolwut- December 18, 2007 at 7:15 pm
i thought it was preety funny dunno what u guys r talking about.
totaldb- December 18, 2007 at 7:05 pm
I agree with onehump! Where is the witty sarcasm that usually graces the posts of CP?? This whole thing is like a slap in the balls from God.
onehump- December 18, 2007 at 4:10 pm
The headline for this post is crap. It creates some credibility issues and has little to do with the "story", which is also crap. Disappointing when considering the quality of most of CP's content.