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BREAKING: The UFC Acquires New Sabretooth Tiger Skull


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Recession? What fuckin’ recession? Even in this economy, Zuffa has enough disposable income to buy an almost 100% intact sabretooth tiger skull, freshly pulled out of La Brea. It’s so beautiful that you can tell the fossil salesman, deep down, would rather have it displayed in polished glass and soft lighting in his personal study, and not on a table in the UFC offices where Rampage can put his face up against it and make bad breath jokes. But that’s the life of a bone dealer — heartbreak, scattered with moments of unbearable ecstasy.

Also in this installment of the UFC 99 Danavlog, DW takes in Sunday’s WEC show (where some horrible drunk bitch keeps demanding one more picture), drools over Marty Cordoba‘s hot bod, and reviews the sick televised card for Saturday’s show. FYI, the pay-per-view for #99 starts at 3 p.m. ET / noon PT, with a replay at 10 p.m. ET / 7 p.m. PT.

After the jump: Mike Swick beats the crap out of some focus mitts; he’ll take on Ben Saunders on the main card of UFC 99.


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Kimbos Bread- June 10, 2009 at 11:55 am
Davis is going to re-arrange Hardy's face.
Shatski- June 10, 2009 at 11:06 am
You're right, manutdfan. Diaz fights at the TUF 9 finale. It's almost like a mini lightweight tournament. Diego Sanchez beat Joe Daddy and Energizer Blanket Guida got the win over Diaz, so the two that lost are fighting and two winners are the main event.
I saw last night on wikipedia that Bobby Lashley is in the TUF house for season 10, I also saw on another site that he was offered a spot and turned it down. A few things support how bogus that is, though. He's got a fight on June 27th, I think against Bob Sapp, so if he's on TUF 10, that fight's been scrapped unless the show ends right before that. Like the day before or even that morning. And if Dana had him in the house, too, he'd hype the shit out it. Kimbo Slice: internet sensation, Roy "Big Country" Nelson : Former IFL Heavyweight champ, and former pro wrestling star Bobby Lashley. He'd do cartwheels singing those names over and over.
manutdfan- June 10, 2009 at 10:51 am
Nate fights @ the TUF finale, against Joe Daddy, I believe.
Chri534.- June 10, 2009 at 10:31 am
Haha, I met Marty Cordova when I was a kid and still have his autograph...the value of that baseball card is going up, as are other thi...uhh, i mean, good to see he's doing well
Judo Im Right- June 10, 2009 at 9:52 am
@Buck Wild - I think Nick Diaz actually called out GSP, but I think he is one of the few fighters that could give GSP or Spider some trouble if the UFC would ever let him back.

When is nate diaz gonna get another fight? He had that split decision loss to Guida ... anyone have a guess on who he would get next?
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto- June 10, 2009 at 9:26 am
Saunders is going to fuck Swick up guys.
Cookie Monster- June 10, 2009 at 8:41 am
pay my fighters more? nah nah nah....lets buy a fucking sabretooth skull. good call
NECROPHYTE- June 10, 2009 at 8:08 am
That chick @ :40 sounded like Dana! Fuck this and fucker that...
SiDeBuRnZ- June 10, 2009 at 6:33 am
is that supposed to impress us swick?? weird grunting noises and random hand flailing?
BuckWild- June 10, 2009 at 6:28 am
I think Rich Franklin will KO Wandy and when AS retires, Rich will take the title back. I think Anderson might not retire though. He will probably fight somewhere else, boxing maybe.

CP did have a video on here of Nick Diaz saying he wanted to fight Anderson. I would love to see that fight. Two unusual styles matching up well.
Wyatt- June 10, 2009 at 6:23 am
that is a really good card.

Also, I was kind of shocked about how much Rampage got into that skull wondering how many things it ate and all that. That is a side of him you don't see very much, he must be growing up or something!
foxforcefive- June 10, 2009 at 6:00 am
Good card, but they had to put up something good, or else a buncha people would hold out on spending their money on just UFC100...

Can't wait for that Marcus Davis fight...Davis is gonna smash him.
HereForTheBooze- June 10, 2009 at 5:44 am
Saunders is fucked.
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