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Brett Rogers Is a Dead Man: Fedor Brings Back His Lucky Sweater

(Props: TSGIGOR via Bloody Elbow)

Like a knight suiting up for battle, Fedor has thrown himself into his latest round of publicity obligations armored in what has become known as The Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory. If you’ll remember, he lit up New York in the horizontally-striped number before his Affliction fight with Andrei Arlovski, and we all know how well that turned out. These photos were taken at a press conference held today somewhere in Russia — we just wanted to clarify that, because there’s an "M-1 Affliction Challenge" logo on the wall, and the word "Strikeforce" is nowhere to be seen. Anyway, Brett Rogers‘s loud t-shirt just broke eye contact and pissed itself. Somebody may be paying you to wear that thing, Grim, but we highly doubt it wards off spells from jealous women…

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BuckWild- November 6, 2009 at 1:24 pm


McMonkeyBoy- November 3, 2009 at 1:33 pm

"Angled Dangle Says:
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 11:19

He looks like a Russian Easter egg"

Now that is a comment!

i'll give you a signed Tim Sylvia photo if you memorise that in Russian and say it to Fedor within a six foot range. Go on it's worth it...
Bruno- October 30, 2009 at 11:08 am
The Last Emperor is uber-Sexy in this fabulous sweater, I want to wear my suit made entirely of velcro and hop on his back.... We will see if he can beat me off when I'm stuck to his back, I certainly hope so.

snakey- October 30, 2009 at 3:23 am
That jumper is the equivalent to Halloween's hockey mask. You know there is some pain about to be laid on.
Bring it on the last emperor.
Owen Loves His Mamma- October 29, 2009 at 5:59 pm
The peaceful sweater is for symmetry. It restores balance to a universe thrown into disorder by Fedor's punching power and uncanny ability to apply submissions.
knee_strike- October 29, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Yeah, Rogers and his "wife" (assuming they bothered to get married) are a really classy pair. Where was that photo taken, at a housing project in Oakland?
Pff I would destroy him- October 29, 2009 at 3:27 pm
So I clicked the link for Grim's t-shirt. I like this gy. Thats a regular dude that fucking smacks other dudes in the mouth. With his last pay check the man went and bought his wife some hair.
Fuckin chillin with his kids, that I bet he loves more than anything in the world too.
Imagine how fighting will have changed his life for the better if he beats Fedor.
StYoung- October 29, 2009 at 3:17 pm
@ Old_Bald_and_Irish

"knitted from silken strands of win!" Well played, sir. Well played...
DrZsbl- October 29, 2009 at 2:09 pm
How fuct is Strikeforce if Rogers KO's him.
the glza- October 29, 2009 at 1:44 pm
does the board behind him say Affliction Challenge? i call shenanigans.
El Famous Burrito- October 29, 2009 at 1:37 pm
So, Scott Coker, how is that whole co-promotion thing working out for you?
GetUpAndKill- October 29, 2009 at 1:32 pm
When did MMA turn into a GD fashion show?
reddog- October 29, 2009 at 1:28 pm
that sweater is knit from the finest snow leopard pubes
Daoulas- October 29, 2009 at 1:22 pm
fedors sweater has more fans than brett rogers.
i think god himself knitted that for fedor.

there is something scary about the worlds toughest and best fighter wearing an easter sweater. i dont know what to make of it but im sure the grey with rainbow horizontal stripes will be haunting brett rogers dreams and nightmares for years to come.
im scared now and im not even fighting fedor.
Old_Bald_and_Irish- October 29, 2009 at 1:20 pm
@ Angled Dangle

You rule for quoting "The Lord Humungus" from my all time favorite movie


It's true. That's my favorite flick. I've watched it 28 times.

I, for one, am happy to see the reapearance of the sweater knitted from silken strands of win!

Rogers, it's been nice knowing you. Coker will take care of the wife and kids for ya....
Harry Russo- October 29, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Fedor>Bill Cosby in who has the better sweaters p4p.
superflat- October 29, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Periwinkle -- the color of intimidation.
LargeMidget- October 29, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Oh god I feel it too now. I was on the fence about the outcome of this one but with the reappearance of the lucky sweater there's no fucking way Fedor's losing.

Fedor by arm bar, 1:21, R1.
Walrus- October 29, 2009 at 1:00 pm
When Fedor wears that sweatshirt, I need to pause and take a breath.

I need to pause.

For I know...

For I know there is an innocent family of four, lying dead in their suburban home somewhere in Eastern Hemisphere.

That sweatshirt is bad news; probably cursed by that evil orthodox priest he brings around.

Angled Dangle- October 29, 2009 at 12:58 pm
"Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain. We've all lost someone we love. But we do it my way! We do it my way. Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge"
VisitingDeadAncestors- October 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm
the stripes bring out his impending doomy-ness.
Mex- October 29, 2009 at 12:43 pm
If Fedor walks out to the cage holding akimbo ice cream cones I'm pretty sure Rogers' wife will be impersonating Kimbo's son come fight time.
Soda Popinski- October 29, 2009 at 12:40 pm
is this older, cause i read that he got in today.


only one man can enter a country and cause it to get dark earlier*

*daylight savings time starts in 3 days**

**hardy har har
agentsmith- October 29, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Jesus, did his father give him that sweater on his deathbed or something? Fedor's bride needs to take him shopping for a suit, or at least a nice button-up shirt.
TheKCB- October 29, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Well what happens is the lines on his sweater light up when inside ENCOM and he totally destroys Ed Dillinger....

I got nothin'