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Bring a Little Kimbo Slice Home With You

(Inaccuracy #1: this doll appears to be smiling. And we all know smiling’s for pussies.)

Yahoo’s Maggie Hendricks located this creepy Kimbo Slice doll on Ebay today, and then had the good sense to share it with the world. The seller, “chuteboxegod”, has this to say about the six-inch figurine:

This is a one of a kind custom KIMBO SLICE action figure
aprox. 6 inches.
Pimp Fist Chain included!!

Beard is hand sculpted for extreme realism.

Shorts have sponsor patches (Triumph United etc).
Figure is durable and ready to play with!!
Recreate your favorite Kimbo moments with this figure.

As Kimbo would say “Let’s run this SH!T!!”
cage not included

Chuteboxegod, you had me at hand-sculpted beard. As for recreating my favorite Kimbo moments, do you have plans for an Afro Puff figurine any time soon? I already have my own miniature boat salvage yard to put them in. What? I have to fill my free time somehow.


  1. d0zer Says:

    Tue, 09/30/08 - 09:04

    My Ken Shamrock toy can kick the shit out of your Kimbo Slice toy...
  2. d0zer Says:

    Tue, 09/30/08 - 09:07

    Crap...the cage is not included? I guess its back to fighting in backyards again for Kimbo.
  3. Me Says:

    Tue, 09/30/08 - 09:08

    So they put the Dick-Tatoo on Brocks toy but won't put the Dick-Shaped-Chest-Fro on Kimbo's? For shame.
  4. MMA Wannabe Says:

    Tue, 09/30/08 - 09:23

    @Me Brilliant!
  5. mmmiles Says:

    Tue, 09/30/08 - 09:43

    Is EXTREEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMME REALISM more extreme or more real? Or Both>!>>!
  6. kimbo aint no pussy... yeah! Says:

    Tue, 09/30/08 - 10:06

    mabey it's not a smile but more of a teeth baring grimace?...
  7. Old, Bald and Veiny Says:

    Tue, 09/30/08 - 10:42

    I emailed the "Bens" on this months ago. Although the doll pictured looks a lot better than the one I emailed 'em on. Is there ANYONE who lurks here that would plunk down hard-earned cash for one of these? If so, I wanna know why. "Smells like poop and Cracker Jack" - Big Chris' kid.
  8. mma-pr0 Says:

    Tue, 09/30/08 - 10:43

    i wonder is this figure lies helpless on his back while giving a thumbs up. that would be realistic
  9. john McSame Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 01:02

    if you pull the string does it say "this is how a ni**er eats!!!"
  10. ATEAM Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 03:21

    Add a mohawk and a couple more chains and its Mr.T
  11. Kevin King Kowalski Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 03:38

    Does it happen to come with a tree to hang him from, since there is no cage? That would be so cool.
  12. Jayne Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 03:41

    haha... don't forget the snicker bars now yall'
  13. Rich S. Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 03:55

    inaccuracy #2: no "arrow" chest hair or "half-arrow" chest hair.. inaccuracy #3: no balding corn-rows.. just bald.. lame.. inaccuracy #4: that's not really a kimbo beard.. kind of a jesus beard..
  14. airipsus Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 04:13

    accuracy in the fact the doll and kimbo dont have balls to fight a real opponent.ohhhhhh yes i went there now go fuck yourselves
  15. KTFO Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 04:37

    I hear Bas has a life size one at his house, except his has 2 holes in it, one in the mouth and one on the backside. Not sure if that's a factory defect or what.
  16. Markdog Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 09:54

    The seller has an Andrei Arlovski doll, too. Check it out for grins.
  17. ridiculous Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 10:11

    Aint a kimbo fan but you guys are really ridiculous, I dont like that he became a star over the night cause many other mma figthers has been figthing for server years to make a decent salary, they should be the ones getting the stardom. But none of you would dare to step in the cage with him. Stop talking shit sbout the man and if yall wanna say it to his face, but yall wouldnt cause... YALL are the pussies.
  18. UFC fan Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 12:43

    I would say it to his face...publically. And if he hits me, I would shot him in his tiny dick. You see there is no need to be afraid to do anything, what he and you need to understand is we live in a world where if you hit someone for words, it will cost your sorry ass. Be it litigation or a good old fashioned rock salt in the ass.
  19. Old, Bald and Veiny Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 12:55

    @ Markdog OMG! That Arlovski doll is hilarious! Thanks fer the link!
  20. J Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 01:07

    inaccuracy #5 No Gold Grill
  21. Rich S. Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 03:31

    seriously.. what up with that AA doll? haha.. his fangs go to the bottom of his freakin' mouth hahaha..
  22. Zackary Adams Says:

    Wed, 10/01/08 - 03:47

    "Eye brow is even scared like Andrei's"-quote from seller on the AA toy. What is his eyebrow scared of? Timmah?
  23. jcast Says:

    Thu, 10/02/08 - 03:38

    Ridiculous you are a bimbo lice are the homo who wakes early in the morning to shave his chest hair to a dick shape
  24. UFC fan Says:

    Sat, 10/04/08 - 04:13

    I want the new Kimbo slice doll with a bleeding,swollen eye...given to him by a scrub with pink hair!! hahahahahahahahahaha. I wonder where all the slice fans are? out blowing each other?
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