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Bring a Little Kimbo Slice Home With You


(Inaccuracy #1: this doll appears to be smiling. And we all know smiling’s for pussies.)

Yahoo’s Maggie Hendricks located this creepy Kimbo Slice doll on Ebay today, and then had the good sense to share it with the world. The seller, “chuteboxegod”, has this to say about the six-inch figurine:

This is a one of a kind custom KIMBO SLICE action figure
aprox. 6 inches.
Pimp Fist Chain included!!

Beard is hand sculpted for extreme realism.

Shorts have sponsor patches (Triumph United etc).
Figure is durable and ready to play with!!
Recreate your favorite Kimbo moments with this figure.

As Kimbo would say “Let’s run this SH!T!!”
cage not included

Chuteboxegod, you had me at hand-sculpted beard. As for recreating my favorite Kimbo moments, do you have plans for an Afro Puff figurine any time soon? I already have my own miniature boat salvage yard to put them in. What? I have to fill my free time somehow.

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UFC fan- October 4, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I want the new Kimbo slice doll with a bleeding,swollen eye...given to him by a scrub with pink hair!! hahahahahahahahahaha.

I wonder where all the slice fans are? out blowing each other?
jcast- October 2, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Ridiculous you are a bimbo lice fan......you are the homo who wakes early in the morning to shave his chest hair to a dick shape
Zackary Adams- October 1, 2008 at 3:47 pm
"Eye brow is even scared like Andrei's"-quote from seller on the AA toy.


What is his eyebrow scared of? Timmah?
Rich S.- October 1, 2008 at 3:31 pm
seriously..
what up with that AA doll? haha..
his fangs go to the bottom of his freakin' mouth hahaha..
J- October 1, 2008 at 1:07 pm
inaccuracy #5 No Gold Grill
Old, Bald and Veiny- October 1, 2008 at 12:55 pm
@ Markdog

OMG! That Arlovski doll is hilarious!

Thanks fer the link!
UFC fan- October 1, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I would say it to his face...publically. And if he hits me, I would shot him in his tiny dick.
You see there is no need to be afraid to do anything, what he and you need to understand is we live in a world where if you hit someone for words, it will cost your sorry ass. Be it litigation or a good old fashioned rock salt in the ass.
ridiculous- October 1, 2008 at 10:11 am
Aint a kimbo fan but you guys are really ridiculous, I dont like that he became a star over the night cause many other mma figthers has been figthing for server years to make a decent salary, they should be the ones getting the stardom. But none of you would dare to step in the cage with him. Stop talking shit sbout the man and if yall wanna say it to his face, but yall wouldnt cause...

YALL are the pussies.
Markdog- October 1, 2008 at 9:54 am
The seller has an Andrei Arlovski doll, too. Check it out for grins.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ANDREI-ARLOVSKI-CUSTOM-UFC-MMA-WWE-JAKKS-AFFLICTION_W0QQitemZ200258155656QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item200258155656&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14
KTFO- October 1, 2008 at 4:37 am
I hear Bas has a life size one at his house, except his has 2 holes in it, one in the mouth and one on the backside. Not sure if that's a factory defect or what.
airipsus- October 1, 2008 at 4:13 am
accuracy in the fact the doll and kimbo dont have balls to fight a real opponent.ohhhhhh yes i went there now go fuck yourselves
Rich S.- October 1, 2008 at 3:55 am
inaccuracy #2: no "arrow" chest hair or "half-arrow" chest hair..

inaccuracy #3: no balding corn-rows.. just bald.. lame..

inaccuracy #4: that's not really a kimbo beard.. kind of a jesus beard..
Jayne- October 1, 2008 at 3:41 am
haha... don't forget the snicker bars now yall'
Kevin King Kowalski- October 1, 2008 at 3:38 am
Does it happen to come with a tree to hang him from, since there is no cage? That would be so cool.
ATEAM- October 1, 2008 at 3:21 am
Add a mohawk and a couple more chains and its Mr.T
john McSame- October 1, 2008 at 1:02 am
if you pull the string does it say "this is how a ni**er eats!!!"
mma-pr0- September 30, 2008 at 10:43 pm
i wonder is this figure lies helpless on his back while giving a thumbs up. that would be realistic
Old, Bald and Veiny- September 30, 2008 at 10:42 pm
I emailed the "Bens" on this months ago. Although the doll pictured looks a lot better than the one I emailed 'em on.

Is there ANYONE who lurks here that would plunk down hard-earned cash for one of these? If so, I wanna know why.

"Smells like poop and Cracker Jack" - Big Chris' kid.
kimbo aint no pussy... yeah!- September 30, 2008 at 10:06 pm
mabey it's not a smile but more of a teeth baring grimace?...
mmmiles- September 30, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Is EXTREEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMME REALISM more extreme or more real? Or Both>!>>!
MMA Wannabe- September 30, 2008 at 9:23 pm
@Me

Brilliant!
Me- September 30, 2008 at 9:08 pm
So they put the Dick-Tatoo on Brocks toy but won't put the Dick-Shaped-Chest-Fro on Kimbo's?

For shame.
d0zer- September 30, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Crap...the cage is not included? I guess its back to fighting in backyards again for Kimbo.
d0zer- September 30, 2008 at 9:04 pm
My Ken Shamrock toy can kick the shit out of your Kimbo Slice toy...
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