(‘Oh, that? It’s an allegory for how we train around here. Or, wait, when it involves an animal does that make it a fable? Hold on, let’s ask Tuchscherer.’)
Sometimes I get the feeling that Brock Lesnar is actually a really smart, articulate guy, but he has a vicious sense of humor that makes him want to say the most ridiculous things he can think of just to see if anyone has the balls to call him out on it. Chances are, no, they don’t. So he just keeps talking and things keep getting weirder. The latest such example comes from a Yahoo! Sports article that attempts to get inside Lesnar’s head by eating lunch with him at Subway. Naturally, there’s all the usual smack talk about Shane Carwin‘s lack of difficult opponents and that adorable little Division II national wrestling championship that he won. But there’s also this bizarre quote when Lesnar gives his take on TUF 10′s recent Kimbo Slice-Roy Nelson fight:
"It looked like a couple of high school kids, a barroom brawl. The fat biker dude took his vest off and put ranch dressing on his (chest)."
In a perfect world, the interviewer would have countered that statement by asking, ‘What the hell are you talking about?’ But sadly, ours is an aggressively imperfect world, so that probably didn’t happen. Instead, we’ll go ahead and ask. WTF, Brock? What is that even supposed to mean? Ranch dressing on his chest? What kind of bars are you hanging out in, anyway?
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commentsYou're so full of shit, lol!
loose translation--Kimbo and nelson fight like queers and nelson looks like a fat gay biker.
He used a couple of analogies
Couple of high school kids - because they both looked like shit
Biker dude ref - Because Nelson looks liike a fat biker dude
dressing ref- because he is fat thought somehow he probably has food all over his chest when he eats ect.
Not as big of a deal as you all are making it out.
and @ El Famous Burrito
Props on the Chris Farley joke.
LOL, I hate Brock Lesnar but the dude didn't beat Randy Couture, Mir or Herring with mental power the dude is a fucking tank. What is Brock talking about though? How many high school kids get in bar room brawls and what bar room brawl ends up with ranch dressing all over someone? Sounds like Brock is inviting a bunch of highschoolers to his house for drunken debauchery and a ranch dressing love fest.
Obviously during this interview in a Subway (WTF? he must have eaten everything there!?!) he saw the ranch dressing and jumbled it into his interpretation of the fight.
Brock's head is filled with imagery and his reality becomes skewed with it. How else do you sit through a day of an awful tattoo of a cocksword?
"It looked like a couple of high school kids, a barroom brawl... Dude! That fat biker dude just took his vest off and now he's putting ranch dressing on his chest. What the fuck!?"
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