(‘Oh, that? It’s an allegory for how we train around here. Or, wait, when it involves an animal does that make it a fable? Hold on, let’s ask Tuchscherer.’)
Sometimes I get the feeling that Brock Lesnar is actually a really smart, articulate guy, but he has a vicious sense of humor that makes him want to say the most ridiculous things he can think of just to see if anyone has the balls to call him out on it. Chances are, no, they don’t. So he just keeps talking and things keep getting weirder. The latest such example comes from a Yahoo! Sports article that attempts to get inside Lesnar’s head by eating lunch with him at Subway. Naturally, there’s all the usual smack talk about Shane Carwin‘s lack of difficult opponents and that adorable little Division II national wrestling championship that he won. But there’s also this bizarre quote when Lesnar gives his take on TUF 10′s recent Kimbo Slice-Roy Nelson fight:
"It looked like a couple of high school kids, a barroom brawl. The fat biker dude took his vest off and put ranch dressing on his (chest)."
In a perfect world, the interviewer would have countered that statement by asking, ‘What the hell are you talking about?’ But sadly, ours is an aggressively imperfect world, so that probably didn’t happen. Instead, we’ll go ahead and ask. WTF, Brock? What is that even supposed to mean? Ranch dressing on his chest? What kind of bars are you hanging out in, anyway?