hey fried taco watch yourself, you are crunchy, and spicy, and you could be in danger.

^ and apparently, If Pluto is in line with your Uranus, your names Mickey Mouse!!

@ Fried taco LOL buddy, apparently Uranus is a very ugly planet

@fatbellyfrank – I’ve seen Uranus, and believe me, you can fit a lot of stuff in there!

how about add a category of quality of opponents beaten…hell, cain doesnt have any quality opponents on his wins other than nog…and he looked like shit in that fight and is past his prime by a long shot….and he has a win over rothwell who is a top b level fighter at best…..

On Saturday, Brock will be looking to make Cain his “Brown BRIDE”… eh?! Get it?!! HAHA

Lesnar gassed out dancing the mariachi, Cain could dance it all night long.

+1 to Cain (a.k.a Brown Trane?)

Oh come on CP. First you try to tell m that Sara Kaufman will own Marloes (You will never ever ever live that down) and now you’re trying to say that Cain WON against Kongo? I scoff at your ridiculous assertions.

Dietary advantage – Lesnar. (I saw Cain’s favorite restaurant in the promos. One word, hepatitis. E coli at the very least)

Edit: Advantage – Even. If Brown Pride can survive the Hep and E coli he gets bumped up. Still doesn’t win the advantage because Brock survived diverticulitis, and years of steroid abuse and folding steel chairs, which we all know gave Lance Armstrong cancer. The roids, not the chairs.

Fried Taco Says:
Sat, 10/23/2010 – 01:01
I was totally betting on Cain until I saw the astrological signs. Now my money is on Lesnar.
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I beleive the majority of astrological forecasts come from the one planet, aparently they’re extracted from Uranus

Three word: Epic Viking Beard

Advantage: Lesnar

BROCKLESANR def. Cain Velasquez via F-5 Round 1. This of course being an amazing comeback after Velasquez’s AKA cronies attack BROCKLESNAR with foreign objects under the ring, er, octagon.

I’m a Cancer, I never knew I was in such good company with un-hinged professional fighters and psycho-killers. Hum, but now it all makes sense.

I’m taking a shot of Cazadores each round Brock lasts. Im assuming 3 or 4. 4 rd. TKO!!!!!! Oh and Shields is going down. I hope Hamill beats Titos head and makes his ear drums bust but I doubt it.

@ RWilson Whats really embarrassing is that Lesnar made millions dancing like a mariachi and other ridiculous things because the American public is stupid enough to watch the WWE.

Brock Lesnar makes Jean Claude Van Damme’s dance moves look like Sly Stallone’s dance moves.

Newdeal hit it on the head. This is where Cain gets his ass handed to him. I’m not a Lesnar fan in the least but I like him better than Brown Boy.

Regarding unofficial nicknames:

Lesnar: “Vanilla Gorilla”, “Cock Chestner” / “Cock Sword” / etc.

Velasquez: don’t even try to tell me his unofficial nickname isn’t “Brown Pride”. When I referred to him by that name when talking to Roy Nelson, ol’ “Big Country” knew exactly who I was talking about.

The only thing that has me doubting a Lesnar victory is that no one has managed to defend the heavyweight strap 3 consecutive times.

Cain…. 3rd round. Heard it here… probably not first but still… you heard it hear too.

I was totally betting on Cain until I saw the astrological signs. Now my money is on Lesnar.

Velasquez is going to get crushed. Yes he has fast hands but lesnar will take him down and control him on the ground. Everyone thinks Velasquez is the second coming because he knocked out Noguiera…only problem with that is Noguiera tried to actually stand with him even though he was far slower, Brock wont and Velasquez doesn’t have the power of Carwin to push him back with punches. If Kongo had any ground game whatsoever he would have beat Cain and this fight wouldnt even be happening and Kongo sucks

Just watched the video, and I actually feel bad for Brock. That poor asshole probably has dozens of videos like that where he was made to look like a complete fool from all of his years in the WWE. No wonder he just wants to live out in a cabin alone in the woods. That shit is embarrassing.

in the category of horseshoes pulled out of opponents asses to beat them over the head with, lesnar wins 1-0.

That video and caption are hilarious.

How does ‘Enter Sandman’ not win over some mariachi bullshit? I think this is rigged… or some nod towards affirmative action.

I dont think Velasquez even has a signature move?
Lesnar has the ‘Brock Lock’……..Lesnar+1

lolz, thick veiny sword….eddie guerero overreacted, no respect

In México, Cain is know like “El Toro” (The Bull)….

Nah man, I thought Lesnar’s unofficial nickname was The Vanilla Gorilla.

That or Brock “Back Mountain” Lesnar.

I’m going to have to give the ‘# of opponents not finished’ advantage to Lesner. I mean, Cheick Kongo? Pa’leeeease.

EDIT- Also, Enter Sandman wins too.

…and I don’t even WANT him to win. Forgive WWF/WWE (Whatever the fuck it’s called) pedigree? Not until he’s undefeated…and since he isn’t- never!

 @ 1664: Damn, good catch. Clearly I only watch those Primetime shows for Pat Barry.

The category is removed…

1st! come on now cp, have u not been watching prime-time at all? cain has a daughter with a GF, i think he’s more fuck ed than brock.
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