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Brock Lesnar’s Camp Confirms That He’s Been Sick as Hell

(Good job, Brock, now the whole stadium’s sick. Photo courtesy of via MMA Mania.)

Look, we’re all disappointed that Brock Lesnar isn’t fighting Shane Carwin next month. But it’s not like he’s battling a case of the sniffles here. Reports coming out of the Lesnar camp suggest the withdrawal was sadly necessary. First, Chris Tuchscherer (from the Las Vegas Sun via Cagewriter):

Lesnar said he was feeling better from a three-week flu as recently as Sunday before announcing to his team in Minnesota that he was going to pull out of the fight. “He actually practiced (Sunday) and thought he might be feeling alright. He said, ‘Wow, I think I’m doing OK today,’” Tuchscherer said. “(Monday) he got here and it was the same old stuff — fatiguing right away, not being all there. After practice we were all sitting around, we were actually going to come back later at night to work out again, and he basically told us, ‘Hey guys, I’m going to pull out of this thing.’”
Tuchscherer said Lesnar began feeling flu-like symptoms about 25 days ago and didn’t practice last week in the hope that rest would end the illness.

Lesnar’s jiu-jitsu coach Rodrigo Comprido added:

“I think you already know, but Brock had to postpone the fight because he had a terrible flu and couldn’t train for two weeks. We tried again today (yesterday) and he couldn’t do anything, so we decided to postpone the fight. It’d be impossible to fight well starting the third week without conditions to train well. The fact is that, whenever the fight is set, he’ll present even better than the last time. And I say that because the beginning of this training camp was fantastic, the [best] start I’ve ever seen. We had a lot of high level sparrings and the coaches are even more connected. But the important [thing] is that Brock was very well physically and technically. Like people say, a blessing in disguise."

Hopefully this quiets down the Internet conspiracy theorists who have chalked up Lesnar’s pull-out to everything from fear of Carwin to <wink>bad horse meat</wink>. Now if you’ll excuse us, well be in our bomb shelter until this Swine Flu thing blows over…

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StYoung- October 27, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Sure is a whole lot of penis talk going on in these replies.

phantom151- October 27, 2009 at 5:55 pm
he should take that huge horn and ram it up mike goldburgs ass
BloodJunkie- October 27, 2009 at 2:03 pm
BloodJunkie- October 27, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Rev_Darren- October 27, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Tuchscherer went on to say that "He [Lesnar] should cycle off of the flu by January.
831 Son- October 27, 2009 at 11:51 am
The cock jokes are ridiculous and retarded. They havent ever been remotely funny or relevant. His tattoo doesnt resemble a penis at all you fucking queers. You dudes are morons.
ksgbobo- October 27, 2009 at 11:09 am
He is still a bitch in my book.
Terminator- October 27, 2009 at 11:03 am
I co-sign steampunk22s statement. And just for the record, if you look at a horn and imagine it to be a penis, well you sir have some homosexual tendencies.
steampunk22- October 27, 2009 at 10:03 am
No no, we get it, its just not funny. lol
Krazy Kracker- October 27, 2009 at 9:57 am
I call bullshit. This is obviously a conspiracy. Brock does not have a jiu-jitsu coach.
MIRJITSU- October 27, 2009 at 9:55 am
I wasn't talking about the sword you fuckin moron. I was talking about the horn he's blowing in that picture....and you are about as good a judge of comedy as the the guys judging Machida vs. Rua so piss off.
steampunk22- October 27, 2009 at 9:31 am
Mirjitsu, fail.

AgentSmith, success!

All I imagine is a rousing "Hey Youuuuuuu Guysssss" Goonies style, but I am far too asleep. So thank you Smith for the chuckle. lol
Terminator- October 27, 2009 at 9:16 am
Anyone who looks at a sword and imagines it to be a dick has homosexual tendencies... just saying
Angled Dangle- October 27, 2009 at 9:07 am
Most people with a dick tattoo wouldn't blow a horn before a Vikings game, Brock was never one to be a follower.
Ouch That hurts- October 27, 2009 at 8:48 am
The horn blows, does the driver? Yes, yes he does.
2tuf4u- October 27, 2009 at 8:43 am
Terminator- October 27, 2009 at 8:38 am
MIRJITSU, don't ever... EVER EVER EVER!!!! try to be funny in public. For your own good brother.
GEE-yuh-TEEN- October 27, 2009 at 8:13 am
"I thought my trainers were injecting swine flu shots. I had no idea what was in those syringes"
MIRJITSU- October 27, 2009 at 8:11 am
And this years winner of the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo's "horn" blowing contest goes to.......(drumroll)... Brock "The Cock" Lesnar!!!!.....

....come on Brock.. say a few words......

"Well you know... that was one big cock....errr... horn... and I blew it like no man could!!!.. You gotta get two hands on that thing and just give it hell!"
agentsmith- October 27, 2009 at 8:06 am
I got $100 for the first person to tell Brock to his face that that horn looks like a giant cock.
two_black_eyes- October 27, 2009 at 8:04 am
@ agentsmith

well played
agentsmith- October 27, 2009 at 8:00 am
He got the SWINE flu, cause the BIRD flu won't pay him nothin.
RJeezy- October 27, 2009 at 7:59 am
Diaz is gonna be pissed when he finds out Brock smoked his ultimo dragon joint