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Brockwatch: Lesnar Out of Surgery, Feeling Better

And so the Brock Lesnar illness saga continues.  According to Dana White’s Twitter, the UFC heavyweight champ is out of "minor surgery" and beginning to feel better.  Since the surgery was presumably designed to help deal with a bacterial infection in his intestinal tract, it’s hard to imagine that there could anything too minor about it.   Where I come from, wisdom tooth extraction = minor, anything having to do with intestines = major.

At least the surgery sounds like it went well and now White can finally get out of Bismarck.  Meanwhile, every other fighter in the UFC is forced to ask himself, what would it take for Dana to come visit me in a place like North Dakota?  The answer, of course, depends on who you are.  Georges St. Pierre?  Probably wouldn’t take much more than a mild heart attack.  Tito Ortiz?  There’d better be some exposed brain matter involved.  Kendall Grove?  Unless aliens show up and declare him their emperor for life, DW isn’t even getting out of bed.

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Da Spied Her- November 18, 2009 at 8:42 am
Word, 831 Son.
831 Son- November 18, 2009 at 8:34 am
Speaking of dumb ass Kendall Grove, does anyone agree he should change his dumb ass nickname? First of all, Anderson Silva has had the nickname "The Spider" for YEARS. Why Kendall Grove has his nickname as "Da Spyder" is so fucking dumb. Who in their right mind would steal someone elses nickname, and switch up the spelling to make it their own? Answer: Tito Ortiz's training partner.

Mike Milbury- November 18, 2009 at 7:07 am
@skeletor: Wow, you're so cool, breaking unrelated news in the comments section of another story.
foxforcefive- November 18, 2009 at 6:33 am
Wha? Dana, no VLOG on the way to the hospital to see Brock? You're slippin'...

Cage Potato, you crack me up...Kendall Grove FTL!
UFC fan- November 17, 2009 at 6:50 pm
( clears throat and prepares to sing his favorite song)
AHEM!!! mmmmmmmm ahemmmm mmm mm mmm

DIE LESNER DIE!

I love that song, i feel much better.
skeletor- November 17, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Randy Couture v Mark Coleman headlining UFC 109!
Daddy_jeffy- November 17, 2009 at 5:48 pm
When you weigh 285lbs your morning bowel movement can be considered major surgery...
Barc- November 17, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Shit! If I was in the hospital, sick as a dog, the last person I'd wanna see is my boss. If he wants to pay the bill, call and give them the UFC accountant's phone number. Don't show up and make things worse.
knee_strike- November 17, 2009 at 4:10 pm
@baldmidget

P. T. Barnum, Jr. LOL!

Do I have your permission to use that name from now on whenever I refer to Dana White?
baldmidget- November 17, 2009 at 3:58 pm
nice to hear pt barnum junior has downgraded the status from near death to minor.
Downrite- November 17, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I can see Dana nervously pacing the halls, head shiny with nervous sweat. As each nurse passes, he clutches at the crook of their arm, "Is he ok? What's the prognosis? CAN I SEE HIM??" Then a muffled reply from the other side of the door, " Quit crying you homo, and bring me a Coors...No, not the pussy light beer, BANQUET ONLY!!"
Something like that.
knee_strike- November 17, 2009 at 3:37 pm
"Where I come from, wisdom tooth extraction = minor, anything having to do with intestines = major."

LOL.

Man, you guys are cynical. I'm not a big fan of Mr. White, but I do think he sees Lesnar as more than just a unit of production. Call me a sucker, but I believe White actually cares a bit about Brock's welfare.
TylerDyrden- November 17, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Dana White had to travel to Bismark ND with a big suitcase full of money to pay for Cock Chestnar's medical bills...most ufc fighters probably don't have health insurance on account of their profession. or it's VERY expensive. but if i get sick and a company needs me as bad as ufc needs chestnar, i say pay for all my expenses bitch! and give my wife an updated boob job and botox while you're at it.
exes.for.iballs- November 17, 2009 at 3:17 pm
I just wish cock chestnar would hurry up and get outta the hospital so Shane can put him back in.
BackbaconBilly- November 17, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I second the above comment,lol
skeletor- November 17, 2009 at 3:04 pm
@fACE7biter
Or he wanted to be the first to tweet about Brock's death. However you want to look at, whatever.h
robthom- November 17, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Thats really too bad about the Brock. I hope he pulls through and gets better first, and then gets back in the game when he's ready.
fACE7biter- November 17, 2009 at 2:49 pm
You know, Dana coming to Bismarck really didn't help him protect his cash cow at all. He just as easily could have talked to the doctors and tweeted from the comfort of his own office while enjoying some Pinkberry. It's possible he was just doing a decent thing for one of his fighters who may or may not have been dying from a previously mysterious illness. All this talk of what an evil business man Dana is just getting immature.
skeletor- November 17, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Good for Brock. I'm sure it means the world for him that Dana is there at his bed side. I'm sure it has everything to do with friendship and nothing to do with protecting his investments.
One Two- November 17, 2009 at 2:33 pm
are yo insinuating dana is some sort of fareweather friend/slimeball who only cares about money?

damn you nailed that one
shitbag- November 17, 2009 at 2:28 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAIL SATAN!
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