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The Cage Potato ‘Rampage Dry Hump’ Video Is Officially Big Time

How do you know when you’ve really accomplished something in life?  You get on the Dana White UFC 100 video blog.  Then it’s all groupies and limousines after that, or so we’re hoping. 

Here’s the latest installment of the Danavlog, and you can skip all the other crap and go straight to the end, where he watches our now world famous video of "Rampage" Jackson dry humping Cage Potato correspondent Heather Nichols.  Dana laughs it off with a that-crazy-Rampage kind of expression, but it seems like Heather wasn’t quite as amused.  Si.com talked to her about what was going through her mind during this incident, and she assured them that no, she wasn’t enjoying it, but dammit, she was just trying to be a professional and get the job done, by God.  For the record, she took it better than either of us would have.  We just don’t have what it takes to be sexually assaulted by a pro fighter, at least not after that crazy night in Minsk with Andrei Arlovski.

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NomadRip- July 11, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Hey Potatoguy, if you check your Twitter replies, you'll see I sent you a link last night to the TMZ.com story where they posted your video on their front page yesterday too.
Truth2Pwr- July 11, 2009 at 11:01 am
Whatever. Heather Nichols couldn't even spell MMA if you spotted her the two "M"s. To make matters worse, she's not even that hot. I passed 27 chicks finer than her on my beach jog this morning. Hopefully, Rampage gettin' his "I'm a God fearin' married black man with kids, but it ain't gonna stop me from dryhumpin' a white hoe on camera" groove on will be the only 15 seconds of fame that Nichols ever gets. Sayonnarah bimbo and don't let Rampage's dick hit you in the ass on the way out.
UFC fan- July 10, 2009 at 10:49 pm
The thing that bothers me the most is not this bitches lies about NOT liking the dry humping, it's the fact she started it with some goofy ass remark about a new romantic comedy with her and rampage about a fighter who falls in love with a ring girl...............now was that written question? or was that some dumb fucking adlib shit? And of course rampage being the raging hormone that he is, grabs here and dry humps her. She is a dumbass if she thinks anything else would happen with Rampage, he doggie fucked a japanese reporter for fun!
Chri534.- July 10, 2009 at 4:38 pm
"We just don't have what it takes to be sexually assaulted by a pro fighter"

In that case, please let me know the next time you need an interview from Gina Carano.
JLH- July 10, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Nice articulation explaining how you have come to this conclusion Stewart, I knew it was only a matter of time before some fucking clown brought up that four letter word. I can understand being uncomfortable in this situation but unfortunately her actions did NOT convey the same message her words may have after the fact. Something obviously your Homo Sapien-Sapien mind couldn't grasp.
Stewart- July 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I can see some of these neanderthal commenters catching a rape charge in the future because "she totally wanted it bro".
RickyRobbie- July 10, 2009 at 2:35 pm
LOL at the Santa Claus laughter at the hump video!
JLH- July 10, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Straight up 831 Son I called it how I saw it
831 Son- July 10, 2009 at 1:29 pm
JLH, dont be sorry for anything bro. Fuck that stupid bitch. Your first post is fucking money.

Hey Heather, you are a dumb fucking slut. Go fucking lie elsewhere because up in this bitch, you can't bullshit a bullshitter. Hoe. Oh yea and your pictures of you aren't even that hot. All of them look fake and photoshopped you dumb beezy.
JLH- July 10, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Kim you smell a lawsuit? HAHA really? If she were to sue rampage do you really think she could possibly get anything while she WILLINGLY continued to "play" along with it? What a joke.
NateGetsIrate- July 10, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I'm sure if she was having the same conversation with a smaller and white version of rampage (like me), except it was at a house party, there were no cameras, and Heather had like 2 Smirnoff Ice's in her... if i then started dry-humping her... the job would have got done, fo sho! Hy-Oh!
Kim Couture is a cunt- July 10, 2009 at 12:44 pm
i smell a lawsuit.
agentsmith- July 10, 2009 at 12:31 pm
If she was really "freaking out" and uncomfortable, and she faked her body language and tone of voice that well just to "get the job done", she could have a fine career in porn.
JLH- July 10, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I was a bit harsh but I just hate liars. When a person can lie about something as simple as that it really puts it into perspective as to what BIG things they can lie about shamelessly. Something most people have a hard time swallowing when it comes to a reporter is dishonesty.
NateGetsIrate- July 10, 2009 at 12:08 pm
I wouldn't go as far as saying she's a slut and a liar cuz (a) she's cute (b) it's a small world and (c) i look good with my shirt off... but, yeah her email definitly does not match her body language in the video. If she were really annoyed/offended by his actions she could have took a step back, pushed him back, stopped smiling, stopped giving him bedroom eyes...
Dubbayoo- July 10, 2009 at 11:59 am
she should've just kicked his leg. we all know he doesn't check those...
Dubbayoo- July 10, 2009 at 11:53 am
"getting the job done" = Rampage busting a nut while they both stare at the viewer?

I'm nauseated and turned on at the same time.
Carlo- July 10, 2009 at 11:50 am
looks like firas zahabi's a team rashad assistant coah
JLH- July 10, 2009 at 11:47 am
HAHA Biff good work, I just call it how I see it. This Heather character is almost as bad at lying as Dana White. Although I'm happy for CP for the exposure it's too bad it had to come from this woman.
Biffmiester- July 10, 2009 at 11:39 am
Not so fast... since ur a dude its gotta be more difficult. I say dry humpin Cyborg should put u over the top :).
JLH- July 10, 2009 at 11:39 am
With all due respect to Heather, if she wanted ANY of us to believe she wanted to be professional she would have pushed him off of her. She had a slut smile, an instant change in tone and if you look at her objectively if this is her idea of being professional, working the corner might just be her best option. Action's always speak louder then words and I'm afraid her actions don't coincide with her word's, sure its visibly uncomfortable but if I was a female reporter and someone dry humped me during an interview and my main goal was to come off professional. The last thing I'd do is give him a slutty gazing stare and change my tone of voice in a way that would let me the viewer and rampage know that it's fair game to just hump away. This woman is worse then your ex-girlfriend screaming in the sack when you KNOW she's faking it.
Meohfumado- July 10, 2009 at 11:23 am
Ride that Free-Press Wagon till the wheels fall off CP and Heather.
Horror Fighter- July 10, 2009 at 11:14 am
So...wait...you guys added Heather to the Cage Potato staff to do interviews? Does that mean you are hiring? Because I would totally get dry humped by...er...interview...Gina Carano. Where can I send me resume?
Anonymous- July 10, 2009 at 11:12 am
Hatchet job in full effect.
Cage Crapato- July 10, 2009 at 11:06 am
You guys should have included Heather mentioning "Cage Potato", before releasing the clip!!
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