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CagePotato Ban: Anything to Do With the Bickering Between Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz


(Nope. Nothing to see here. Everyone just move along. Photo via Iamflashdance.) 

If following loosely MMA-related minor celebrities on Twitter is your thing, there’s a chance that you have already seen Jenna Jameson‘s latest tirade against Tito Ortiz last night. That’s right, the couple known for their crazy, attention-seeking behavior decided to air their dirty laundry on Twitter, and it was just as outrageous and pathetic as you’d expect it to be.

There’s no way I’m covering every tweet from this disaster, so here’s the short version: Jenna accused Tito of taking her children, cheating his drug tests with the UFC and almost killing her in February. As “proof” that Tito Ortiz is a raging drug addict, Jenna tweeted a picture of a drawer that she claimed belonged to Ortiz — which contained a few syringes and a bottle of Ibuprofen — and a picture of the Diet Cokes in her fridge with some prescription bottles above them. Tito responded to MMAJunkie.com by essentially saying “think of the goddamn children” before blaming her for all those losses at the end of his career.

Of course I’m not joking about that last statement. Tito Ortiz said that Jenna Jameson’s erratic behavior distracted him before the fights he lost at the end of his career; presumably because even he has finally realized how pathetic of an excuse “I totally had a cracked skull, you guys” is.

This may be more of a precautionary measure than anything else — who knows if Jenna Jameson will actually come forward with a story about Tito Ortiz almost killing her — but it’s right about now that I think we need to revisit a defunct CagePotato Ban from the days when Ortiz was a free agent claiming to be “very close” to signing with a new promotion every other day:

Well, that settles that. Tito, you have fooled us for the last time. Just as E! banned Speidi, CagePotato will now enact a news ban on Tito Ortiz until he actually does something newsworthy. Seriously. Even if it’s the slowest of slow news days, and the only story going around is that Tito is “very close” to signing a deal with DREAM to participate in their “Super Douchebag Tournament,” we won’t cover it until it actually happens. That’s our promise to you.

Except this time, we’ll strictly bring it back for the Tito vs. Jenna feud. As a UFC Hall of Famer and Cris Cyborg’s manager, Ortiz doesn’t deserve to be banned from this site. But unless one of them either gets arrested or brings the other to court, we’ll leave their tabloid relationship drama to the experts on that sort of thing.

@SethFalvo

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Axlt4lzeKfne- June 1, 2013 at 6:49 am
just as Charlotte said I cannot believe that some one can make $9143 in 1 month on the computer. did you see this web site ======Grand4.com=====
Mr_Misanthropy- May 31, 2013 at 5:08 pm
Better her dirty laundry than her dirty womb...
BooKoo- May 31, 2013 at 3:00 pm
Pictured: How long is Tito's penis before he straps that fake dick.
Viva Hate- May 31, 2013 at 11:41 am
Pictured: Tito showing how big he feels inside the massive space known as Jenna’s vag.
Goog- May 31, 2013 at 11:30 am
I know people goof on TO, but I can't help but feel bad for him. There's just no way to predict the problems you could have down the road combining your own third grade lunacy with a filthy cum dumpster.
Fried Taco- May 31, 2013 at 11:07 am
Tito is actually showing in that picture how long he thinks the CP ban will last.
crappiefloper- May 31, 2013 at 10:46 am
New CP contest...gues within the minute of how long this ,"ban" lasts. Winner gets the promise of a t shirt. I say 22 hours 19 min
The12ozCurls- May 31, 2013 at 10:17 am
Unfortunately, Tito will hold some sort of press conference about the allegations and he will spew his Tito-isms in a pseudo-English dialect that will be pure comedic gold. CP will HAVE TO post the video because denying the Potato Nation of such obvious fodder would be criminal. So, I say this ban lasts less than 72 hours. Who's with me?
cecils_pupils- May 31, 2013 at 9:51 am
Picture Caption: Jenna's clitoris is thiiis much bigger than her nipples.
catshittacos- May 31, 2013 at 9:23 am
"good afternoon my name is Ito Tortiz"
cman- May 31, 2013 at 9:23 am
This is me not believing you: again.
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