“You gays” still on the board? See what I did there, switched the u for an a, making it gays instead of guys, like me saying you’re gay

I don’t care either way I just want one of those Sloth tee-shirts…… where can I get one.

Hey MaineBlazer — you going to the fights in Lowell on the 15nth at the Tsongas arena?

You guys have odd comedic timing. you should have saved some of the fake articles that actually fooled people for today. and the articles that are obviously supposed to be humorous should be scattered out, or better yet give us a nice pic and leave the comedy the comment section.

breaking news!!!!! i ran into dana white at the gas station this morning….. i yelled free cagepotato from behind the gas pump. and he yelled back fuck you FUCK YOU!!!!!!! then he did his push out the elbows thumb in the pocket stance and stared at me….

i just smiled and picked my nose

@ RWR classy, maybe, but still an insatiable hosehound

To everyone who misses Ben Fowlkes – you can just read his new shit and stop whining!

I read Ben every single day on my MMAFighting app, it’s the best iphone app for MMA. Once it downloads articles, I can still read them in the subway (most MMA apps are so crappy they can’t even do that much).

And then when I’m at a computer, I come to CagePotato, and all I hear is how much the site sucks since Ben left. If Ben left, GO FIND HIM. And then zip it.

Cuz this site is still the funnest spot for MMA. So all you haters can suck it, you guys. Nahmean blood?

Hey, I liked this article and “you guys,” you guys.

@BG. how have hits been since Old Dad left? I send him messages on Twitter all the time. We’re practically bros. sensitive much? probably explains the ghost ‘Read more’ links. Good luck reposting lowkick.com for original content. CPers want you to hire a proper reporter who talks to people, takes notes, and produces new articles. The model for a snarky and informative sport website is not difficult.

Yeah really, Ben. You suck since Old Dad left, which explains why we keep coming here to remind you of this every single day. If you don’t, we’ll move on to making empty threats about not coming here.

@ FBF – stop talking about Mom like that! She was a classy lady.

*GASP* You guys, this almost seems like a journalistic endeavor…
Don’t get too ahead of yourselves here or you might be tempted to try and move on up like Old Dad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFYMijdQ_sA

@FBF

Still, it’s nice to see Goldstein put on his big boy pants and lay down the law. The rest of these winos just tramp their muddy feet all over the place and clip their gnarly toenails at the dinner table.

If banning Old Dad references equates an increase in actual journalism rather than cut and paste, then I am all for a return of ‘the old CP.’ BG, this is my go-to MMA website and has been for over 3 years, but ya’ll have been slippin’ on the proper journalism front since you switched from Old Dad. Get back to actual interviews w/ fighters (beyond the random Canadian tank) rather than just reposting massive cut and pastes from Old Dad and others.

“Holding Pattern” needs to be the next ban….shits played out.

That was HILARIOUS, you guys! Nahmean?

april fools

@ RWR I’ve always thought of BG,BF,MR,RX,CD as “The Assembly of Dads” I never knew who Mom was, I just knew she was a fucken filthy hosehound who couldn’t say no to a Salami hot pocket from an aspiring young MMA journo,you guys

oh yea here is another term I probably over use there old dad
Fuck off
I use this term when I want to tell people who want to tell me what words to use to “FUCK OFF”
love you guys
and old Dad too

We can still say “you people”, right?

ima just use u geyes , anywho…Silverstien go get dave farra from mma weekly to give ya some more videos So all the Ben fowls fans can watch him talk to dave . im just saying watching two monkeys fuck a football would be cool

@RwilsonR…how did you know about uncle Carl?

Oh yeah, and I miss Old Dad

Hey you guys, I’m thinking that maybe there should be a ban on cage potato bans. Don’t make me come out there. Because the next time you see me you’re gonna see a new me: the old me. But I’m gonna come out on top because I believe in God. And He believes in me. I do have a cracked skull though, and am suffering from too much sand in my mangina, so if I don’t happen to win, it’s because of that.

Fuck you guys.

I think you gu… people… should label every single person in MMA as a part of a gang (either crips or bloods) and just to piss off Warmachine put “Cuz” about 15 times in each title when it relates to a fighter in the Crips, or “Blood” about 15 times in each title when it relates to a fighter in the Bloods.

The Old Dad/New Dad stuff has always felt a little strange, anyway. Mainly because what does that make Goldstein? Mom? Sure, he is a bit of a yenta, but he’s not nagging and smothering enough to be a good Jewish mother. And not once has he expressed interest in any of us becoming/marrying doctors. So that just really breaks down the stereotypes I like to see the world through.
 
And I really have no idea what all of this would make Dundas. A creepy uncle who tells us that “this will be our little secret”?
 
And Rex – a bossy older sister?
 
Yeah, probably best to just ban this analogy for good.

Don’t worry, “You Gals” is still alright to use.

Oh yeah! Well, You Guys all a bunch of April Fools!!

Happy fuckin’ Friday everybody! Violating CP bans is all I live for anymore.

Ben, you are a leader of men, a tastemaker, and a literary aesthete.

You write like a guy who gets laid alot.

Rape jokes and assuming an injoke is a meme… /sadtrombone

@ LOKI

Man…I have a feeling you’re going to be disappointed all day long.

@ cecils_pupils

That’s easy for you to say. You never had to see the dark side of Old Dad. Oh fuck, I just violated the ban, didn’t I.

i’m kind of bummed about this, you guys.

Letting him go? I’m pretty sure he pulled the old, “Just going for a pack of cigarettes, you guys.” line.

This is the best you can do for April Fool’s…

I say you use “Nahmean” in homage to Ghostface Killah, nahmean?

I miss Old Dad. You guys fucked up by letting him go.