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CagePotato Comments of the Week: No, Seriously

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God damn you, ReX13. His running gag this week inspired us to revive an old, dead CagePotato feature, in which we take a moment to recognize some of your efforts in the comments section. Will we forget about this by next Friday? Maybe. Maybe not. All we have is this moment. And now, the eight greatest comments of the week…

ReX13 on “Report: Miesha Tate to Defend Strikeforce Title Against Ronda Rousey on March 3rd” [selected highlights]:
- “If you weren’t pretty, it wouldn’t matter what you said or didn’t say. That’s why you’re getting this attention.” – Miesha Tate
- “Man, Stalin was a real asshole, killing his own people like that.” – Pol Pot
- “Wow, that Bachmann chick is stuck on turbo-crazy. The only reason people are giving her the time of day is because she’s a relatively attractive woman in the Republican party. Does she hear the words that are coming out of her mouth?” – Sarah Palin
- “Goddammit, I’ve spent fifteen years in this neighborhood trying to increase property vaules, and a whole fucking passel of kettles just moved in next door. With their hippity hop music and Tyler Perry movies…..we better get a dog, honey.” – Pot
- “Bobby Flay is kinda a douche, you guys.” – Guy Fieri
- “The Duggars should stop having children. Can they even handle the children they already have?” – Nadya “Octomom” Suleman
- “That Octomom is such an attention whore.” – Kate Gosselin
- “Fuck you, bitch.” – Nadya Suleman

ElDandy on “Video of the Day: Fabricio Werdum Is as Inappropriate as We Are and Fedor Isn’t Impressed
Fedor’s high priest looks like every dude I’ve ever seen at a Widespread concert.

Fried Taco on “Aw Geez, Now BJ Penn is Calling Nick Diaz a Cheater“:
At least BJ is right about one thing. No one will ever accuse him of being the bigger man.

Omelette Platter on “CagePotato Open Discussion: Five Fights We Need to See in 2012“:
Too late on the whole face-of-women’s-mma thing, Cyborg has that locked up. It’s just a scary, troubling, road-worn man-face.

RwilsonR on “Houston Alexander Catches Son Talking Dirty, Challenges Him to Boxing Match, Gets Arrested“:
You guys think you’re hack journalists, what about these guys who reported on the story?
KMTV News Omaha: “Police ticketed popular MMA fighter Houston Alexander…”
Obviously no fact-checking done there. Popular?

Old_Bald_and_Irish on “Video of the Day: Ronda Rousey Trains Like A Boss“:
Yeah…I’d drop my balls on her too.
[Ed. note: Welcome back, old friend! This site has sucked since you left and XENOPHON took over!]

Harry McEvansoneya on “Gina Carano’s new boyfriend looks like a total nerd…“:
That’s how he blew out his knee — trying to carry her to bed.

Honorable mention:
A Fistful of Doll Hairs on “Tito Ortiz Guests on Friday Night’s Episode of CSI: NY With an Obviously Cracked Skull“:
He would be a fool not to learn the acting trade from his wife. Timing, dialoge, hitting your mark, getting in front of the money shot…etc. She is a filth of knowledge.
[Ed. note: Obviously he means "fountain," not "filth." I don't know know if that was an auto-correct fail, a Freudian slip, or intentional joke-writing, but either way it made me LOL.]

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Mofo- January 7, 2012 at 5:47 pm
MAN. I gave you comedy GOLD this week. I gets no love.
Good to see this feature back. The comments section is what's great about this site.
Hey Ben! Change the foto viewer! :)
ghostboner- January 7, 2012 at 3:01 am
I dunno who the hell this rex13 guy is, but bravo motherfucker.
dranokills- January 6, 2012 at 10:22 pm
bgoldstein Says:

Fri, 01/06/12 - 08:45

@ ArmFarmer: Captcha is going away soon. We’re working on a complete overhaul of our comments section.
awesome, its about time.
bgoldstein- January 6, 2012 at 8:45 pm
@ ArmFarmer: Captcha is going away soon. We're working on a complete overhaul of our comments section.
MediumRare- January 6, 2012 at 5:55 pm
Aw fuck this. I'm just going to comment on's article:
"...came back positive for metabolites of the anabolic steroid stanozolol."
This is actually a long-winded euphemism for "...we found testicles."
Yep. Comment of the week right there.
MediumRare- January 6, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Good question on the spam - I think the span we get here is not a bot. I always imagine there are warehouses full of Russian child-slaves ordered to copy/paste the spam into comments sections of American websites.
I think without the captcha you'd have a LOT more spam and CP just don't want to pay someone to delete spam all day.
Captcha is a pain in the ass. But I'd be more happy to see the edit button back.
WARBONG- January 6, 2012 at 5:16 pm
Alex, Fedor and five of Hong Man Choi's sperm.

fuk that's all i got.
ArmFarmer- January 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm
@medium rare
Then why do we still get spam posts in almost every article? I'd take bot spam over captcha anyway... lesser of two evils. Or they could just delete spam comments when they see them.
MediumRare- January 6, 2012 at 4:16 pm
WTF - I'm itching to put my best foot forward for next week's comment of the week on this Cyborg story.
MediumRare- January 6, 2012 at 4:15 pm
It prevents bot spam.
Without captcha we'll get a shit ton of comments like "Visit for the best free porn on the internets."
ArmFarmer- January 6, 2012 at 4:03 pm
I gladly welcome back comment of the week, but I will never stop ragging on this site until one of two things happens.. a. the captcha goes away or b. someone who works for the site actually acknowledges the complaints about it and gives us a decent reason why they won't get rid of it. Hell, just acknowledging it would be enough.. I don't care if the response is "fuck you, the captcha stays". I just don't get why it's ignored.
ArmFarmer- January 6, 2012 at 3:59 pm
^seriously? Idk why I'm acting so surprised... thats like dropping your jaw when you find out overeem is on the juice.. or that kesha has syphilis...
MediumRare- January 6, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Quit fucking around and post the story about Cris Cyborg testing positive for 'roids.
That will be easy pickings for comment of the week.
RwilsonR- January 6, 2012 at 3:31 pm
And that picture... damn, Blossom must have had a tough road once her show got cancelled.
The12ozCurls- January 6, 2012 at 3:08 pm
I must be a total noob to CP because I have never seen this feature before, but I did find this pretty entertaining. It is nice to have all the best comments on one page instead of having to hear that Karma guy solicit bus fair or Xenophon and Skeletor fag off with insults. Well done CP. Do it again next week.
Yazloz18- January 6, 2012 at 3:07 pm
This is a good feature. Please do your best to keep it up assholes
remeadial- January 6, 2012 at 2:58 pm
Finally an MMA website that gives back to the fans!

Can Rex put this on his resume?

Interviewer: "So tell me what you've accomplished in your life?"
Rex: "I'll send you the link."
Interviewer: "You're in."
RwilsonR- January 6, 2012 at 2:51 pm
I like having this feature back. Fred is always a winner in my book, but nice to see Rex getting more involved in the comments section again. I know there is always a push for new features, but this is MMA and hardcore fans don't like change. We have stubborn fans who still consider GSP and Anderson Silva part of the new and unproven generation.
RwilsonR- January 6, 2012 at 2:50 pm
^ Hey, I still have a Michael Bisping movie still in plastic wrap. It makes a nice coaster, until it becomes a conversation piece and I have to explain that I didn't actual purchase this movie.
But I love my CP tshirts. I wear those everywhere! ...Well, not out in public, but everywhere else.
ArmFarmer- January 6, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Can we ban mentioning xenophon? Especially in the articles? Can't we just do what they do with other bringers of misery and call him "he who shall not be named" or something?
Btw, I won with one of those shawshank quotes. I just got some stupid book, but it was autographed by greg jackson, and at least it wasn't a dvd that'd id pay to not have to watch.
Fried Taco- January 6, 2012 at 1:33 pm
So when should we expect our t-shirts to arrive?
DangadaDang- January 6, 2012 at 1:19 pm
Can I ask why everyone hates on Guy Fieri? I mean, sure, he DRESSES like a douche, but I watch the triple D all the time and he seems like a generally pleasant person. Bobby Flay, on the other hand...
El Guapo- January 6, 2012 at 1:19 pm
^Preferably espanglish. Just sounds better.
El Guapo- January 6, 2012 at 1:18 pm
(Broken english accent)"Easy peasy Yapaneasy!"
bgoldstein- January 6, 2012 at 1:16 pm
@ Sopapo: Fuck. Shawshank. That seemed like ages ago. [*Looks into mirror, doesn't recognize the wrinkled face staring back at him*]