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CagePotato Comments of the Week


(“The belt, the flannel, and the bible — only these three things are sacred.” Photo courtesy of MMA Weekly.)

In an effort to get more of you bastards walking around as human billboards for CagePotato.com, we’re going to start giving away CP “Hall of Fame” t-shirts to our two favorite comments of the week. (Well, out of the ones we actually read, at least.) This week’s honorees are:

Krazy Kracker on “Paulo Filho Has No Excuse”: This is no laughing matter you guys. Earlier tonight Filho was complaining of chest pains and was rushed to the nearest emergency room. After several tests doctors have comfirmed that instead of a heart, Paulo has a gigantic clitoris pumping pure estrogen through his veins. The flow of estrogen can only be slowed by wearing sleeveless flannel shirts and resting on your back once every minute. Usually cutting weight is no problem if he can time his fights into that five day window all clitoris owners have once a month, where he can purge himself of roughly ten pounds of pesky blood, but Hurricane Ike threw a wrench in his plans. Without being whipped into a PMS induced rage, we saw his true colors… a typical moody bitch, yelling at someone to do chores from the other room, looking for rich men to lay at MMA events and falling into missionary position whenever a man gets within three feet. A sad day for the sport indeed. According to Filho’s manager “All we need is four days, a lot of chocolate, sweatpants and a copy of Sleepless in Seattle and Paulo will be back in the cage the THIRD week of any month you’d like.”

bpd on “It’s Election Day, Even in the World of MMA”: A guy living off a legacy who hasn’t done anything in eight years but tarnish said legacy vs. a Hawaiian with an impossibly brilliant ground game…
John McCain is Ken Shamrock, Barack Obama is BJ Penn.

Fellas, shoot your address and size to feedback@cagepotato.com and we’ll hook you up.

Unrelated: All the lists on our Power Rankings page have been recently updated except for the light-heavyweight list (not much action lately) and the pound-for-pound list (I’ll get to it after UFC 91). Feel free to swing by and leave your usual abusive comments, though keep the following in mind:

1) Rankings are based on performance over the last two years, career accomplishments, and a completely subjective analysis of how each fighter would do against other top-ranked fighters in their division, though the weight given to each criterion varies depending on my own inscrutable whims.
2) I know you think so-and-so needs to be in the rankings, but trust me, he still needs at least one more win over a top-20 opponent before he enters/re-enters the top ten.
3) No. You’re just wrong, okay?

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Hawaiian Shirts- November 11, 2008 at 3:49 am
Comments are some of the best I've seen man. I'll try my best to get into your top 5 for the next time you put up a post like this one. Maybe the most off-beat comment would win, huh?
Anthony- November 7, 2008 at 12:11 am
Have you ever had lamb with tuna? Well neither have I but I bet it's delicious
Imbecile- November 6, 2008 at 8:54 pm
The funniest thing about bpd's comment is that he used "Hawaiian" and "brilliant" in describing a person. Those things go together like lamb and tuna fish.
Time s is tuff- November 6, 2008 at 8:20 pm
looks like hard times trying to push those weak shirts huh guys.
Anonymous- November 6, 2008 at 8:07 pm
who would u put ur money on in a fight thales or trigg its almost laughable even thinking of the matchup
Anonymous- November 6, 2008 at 8:02 pm
shane carwin should not be in the top ten without another win over a good opponent
also frank trigg has had like what 5 or 6 fights as a middle weight and hes up there id say thales leites deserves to be on there more .
mac mac- November 6, 2008 at 7:51 pm
@TUF guy. You are right. Every time I hear that word "Homoerotica" cr_trinity starts salivating!!!
justadudeman- November 6, 2008 at 7:32 pm
The caption should have read...
“The belt, the flannel, the bible, AND THE UNIBROW — only these FOUR things are sacred.”
TUF Guy- November 6, 2008 at 7:30 pm
^^ The homoerotica on this website hits a new low every day. It's like 98% of you can not leave a comment without mentioning it.
greenseed- November 6, 2008 at 7:08 pm
just a thought for the power rankings page to have each fighters name linked to their respective sherdog page so us lazy pricks dont have to take an extra 10 seconds to open a new page n go to sherdog and type the name blah blah

rant complete
Walrus- November 6, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Sick idea

maybe I'll end up getting a shirt
Out of Context- November 6, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Emphasis on SIZE when you send your info guys.
JesseL- November 6, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Hellooo Ben, I was wondering wouldn't it simplify things if you put little green or red arrows and + or - next to the name...? Please
Out of Context- November 6, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Out of Context this quote could sound like you are auditioning them for a male on male gang bang.

"Fellas, shoot your address and size to feedback@cagepotato.com and we’ll hook you up."

I knew it. I knew you loved the cock.
Muffin- November 6, 2008 at 6:36 pm
WHAT'S WRONG WITH LOVING COCK, FAGGOT!?!?!
Muffin- November 6, 2008 at 6:35 pm
WHATS WRONG WITH LOVING COCK, FAGGOT!?!?!
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