CagePotato Comments of the Week
(A fist-medallion-less Kimbo Slice arrives in Japan for his guest-commentator gig at tomorrow's K-1 event in Yokohama. Props to FightOpinion.)
It's Friday, which means it's time to give away some t-shirts. Covering their torsos with soft cotton this week will be:
xogcx on "Strikeforce Payouts Prove You Can Still Get Your Bread Outside of the UFC": A real Xmas? Not like the time I cut my long hair to buy Kimbo some medallion shine and he sold his Gold fist medallion to buy me a brush for my pretty hair.....we learned a lot of about real love and real WORK!
[Ed. note: O. Henry references are always appreciated on this site.]
Poop Chute on "WEC 37 Liveblog: Small But Mighty": There's another championship match happening tonight: My Hand vs. My Penis. It's their 103,767th rematch. I always win. Except for those three "no contests".
[Ed. note: I just checked the Sherdog Fight Finder profile for Poop Chute's hand. Those three no-contests were due to unintentional eye-pokes.]
Mr. xogcx and Mr. Poop, please send your real names, addresses, and sizes to feedback@cagepotato.com and we'll send you those shirts right away. Bro-hugs to all our brilliant commenters. (Even you, anonymous!)
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Comments
J Says:
LMAO you deserve a damn free tee shirt for your Ed. note on poop chute
JIMMA Says:
Those comments are about at lame as Kimbos hemorrhoid like nuckle, LOOK AT THAT THING!!!
Anonymous Says:
I LOVE YOU KIMBO!
vrax Says:
The eye pokes were on purpose. He's kinky like that.
CWR Says:
How did I miss xogcx's comment... that was hilarious.
tyler Says:
Kimbo's going to be as big as Bob Sapp in Japan.Maybe K-1 can line up Don Frye to fight Kimbo.
bottom of the barrel Says:
How much credibility has Kimbo lost?? I just saw a commercial for him on a nickelodeon show WTF... I thought he was a hard ass street fighter what happened to those days???
Miley Slice Says:
No way is he on a Nick show, thats crazy. Your telling me a guy whos main sponser is a porn website is on a kids channel? The humanity!!
google Says:
Maybe spongebob is banging him out Bertruzzi style.
Surfin Dave Says:
Is there really a Team Kimbo left? He should rearrange the letters to be "Meat Kimbo".
k Says:
He's on a new nickelodeon movie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimbo_Slice#Trivia
bottom of the barrel Says:
miley isnt kimbo the security guard or something like that for reality kings?? I forgot about that
Jay Smith Says:
@ all u stupid mutha fuckas
So you mean to tell me that if Nickelodeon called any one of you to appear on a tv show, and offered you a lot of cash to do it that you would turn it down???? The mans got a family to feed. Why does it matter to so many of you how he makes it? Or is it that just because "you" don't like him (even though none of you have ever met him) that you wish he wasn't able to make money and provide for his family? You're a bunch of fuckin jealous haters. I'm sure Kimbo didn't call Nickelodeon and say "Hey listen mu fuckas, you need to make a role for me on one of dem dare shows yall got"......................idiots!
Rumbler Says:
@ Jay Smith
They were bashing Nick you dumb f*ck...Go suck a c*ck you cuckold.
Jay Smith Says:
@ Rumbler
You can't even spell you fuckin cum gobbler! Read "bottom of the barrels" comment retard. He was bashing Kimbo.
So, before you open your cock hole...........1. Know what you're talkin about & 2. Know how to spell. (What the fuck is "Go suck a c*ck you cuckold.")
.............fuckin idiot............
tyler Says:
Cuckold is a man whose wife fucks other guys while the man is committed to the relationship.
Jay Smith Says:
@ tyler
Damn it man....................thanks I guess.
bottom of the barrel Says:
@jay smith
I just think it is kind of funny he went from being a hard ass to being on nickelodeon, kind of aiming low
tyler Says:
Kimbo on Nickelodeon is aiming low? Why it's all publicity and a paycheck.If anyone is aiming low it's Randy Couture doing Scorpion King 2.Which was one of the worst movies I've seen in years.
Jay Smith Says:
@ bottom of the barrel
I understand what you're saying. It's a big change from what he's been doing, and even different than anything hes ever done, but like "tyler" said, it's a paycheck, and it's still publicity. Does anyone doubt that he'll be fighting again somewhere, sometime soon?
fireman Says:
probably in a back alley for a cheeseburger--- i know low blow
Anonymous Says:
Kimbo Slice has heavy hands.