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Perdew on ‘Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo Enjoy Marijuana’:
he’s in 10th planet’s "chill dawg" position.
[Ed. note: And when he grabs both feet it becomes "pothead control."]

Ted Nutmeg on ‘Can a Legendary Fight Really Be Planned’:
I think we all know what Marcus Davis‘ pick-up line really is:
"Sup. You chicks like to stand and bang?"

Derekrva on ‘Total F*cking Nastiness…’:
Seriously…UFC hire this guy! Imagine if all pay-per-view events started with a Con film highlighting that night’s fighters instead of that cheesy, horrible, predictable montage of the gladiator suiting up. Fans would get much more amped for the fights and not feel so bad about forking out 50 bucks.
[Ed. note: No, it's not one of those "ha-ha" comments, but it's 150% truth and worth repeating. So make it happen, Lorenzo. (I've given up on demanding things from Dana.)]

Perdew + Derekva, please send us your names/addresses and we’ll send you some CagePotato t-shirts pronto. Nutmeg, we already have your info because your shit is on fire lately. Everybody else, be more like Nutmeg.

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Anonymous- January 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Eddie Bravo looks like he'd like to grapple with a giant shlong!
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Clue-by-Four- December 18, 2008 at 7:30 am
A wordsmith to the very end.
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tyler- December 17, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Fuck off!
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fourTwenty- December 16, 2008 at 4:54 am
Okay, first of all. I now have a cyber crush on Clue-by-Four. It started with the Gina Carrano comment and kept on getting.

Seriously, the real reason I'm necroposting. I thought some people might find it interesting to know there really is a "chill dawg" position in 10th planet JJ. You can hear him say it on one of his videos in youtube.
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Clue-by-Four- December 15, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Rarely does one display both irony and hypocrisy in the same post. You are truly a master at unintentional self-deprecation. As a bonus, we're further graced by your inability to understand such simple language concepts like knowing the difference between "their", there", and "they're".

Are you "done" again, closet queen?
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tyler- December 15, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Clue-by-Four must be about 13 and using the parents computer when there not home.That would explain always wanting to have the last word no matter how lame the response is.
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Clue-by-Four- December 15, 2008 at 9:32 am
You were "done" long before you ever started, my little closet queen.
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tyler- December 15, 2008 at 12:24 am
Clue-by-Four this act has run it's course.You keep saying the same this over and over again just using a few different words and I'm done with this.
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Clue-by-Four- December 14, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Tyler, I think Eddie's "most fragile of places" is your no-longer-so-little back 40. Why would I be offended that you so freely allow him, and anyone else at 10th Planet" access to your mangina? Once you stop being ashamed of your desires, you'll be free.
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dude- December 14, 2008 at 10:19 pm
It's amazing what kind of discussions and arguments a simple picture can bring forth. No wonder Eddie Bravo looks like he's saying, "O-M-G YOU GUYS!"
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tyler- December 14, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Clue-by-Four I don't understand your bitch I gave you an apology what more do you want?Are you related to Eddie?If not why would you take the obvious assertions that he takes it in the rear so personally.Grow up and don't be offended that Eddie want something placed in his most fragile of places.
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Clue-by-Four- December 14, 2008 at 11:39 am
Tyler, I believe that's what mental health professionals call "projection. Don't be ashamed of your desires and you'll be a much happier human being. Come out of the closet, princess.
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Anonymous- December 14, 2008 at 11:29 am
YEAH TYLER THE FUCKING FAGS AMIRITE GUYS HUR HUR
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tyler- December 14, 2008 at 12:02 am
Clue-by-Four is a Dyke.OK I understand all your hostility for someone insinuating that Eddie looks well how should i put this oh ah a little feminine in his picture.No hard feelings even though Eddie does look like he wants to bend over and take as much penis as he possibly can.You have a nice day now.
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Clue-by-Four- December 13, 2008 at 11:03 pm
It would be pretty difficult for me to experience those adventures with him since I'm not a guy. I would be happy to experience them with Gina Carano though.

Maybe if you ask him nicely next time, he won't leave you sore, crying and unfulfilled in the corner of the room when he's done with you.
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tyler- December 13, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Clue-by-Four besides picking a lame ass name to post comments you obviously have experienced Eddie's homosexual adventures firsthand so maybe you should let it go.
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Clue-by-Four- December 13, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Tyler, are you still mad about the time he plowed you in the ass and didn't even give you a reacharound? Let it go.
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WAR BONG- December 13, 2008 at 3:07 pm
i bet that bong can't type...heh...bichez.
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Poop Chute- December 13, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I think I know what Ted Nutmeg's new pick-up line is:
"Sup girl. You know, I won the Fight! Magazine Video Caption Contest AND the Comments of the Week on CagePotato........ Yeah, my shit's on fire lately........ Sure, you can buy me a drink."
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Anonymous- December 13, 2008 at 1:14 pm
"It would make sense that some high level jui jitsu fighters are stoners. Would explain how some of them take massive beatings before finally getting a sub in."

how does that explain them taking massive beatings?? Do you really think people that smoke like to take beatings??
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CB- December 13, 2008 at 10:20 am
Only an impolite penis would stare.
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tyler- December 13, 2008 at 9:45 am
Eddie Bravo would probably have that same happy look if a big penis was staring him in the face!
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rumbler- December 12, 2008 at 6:58 pm
I know. they're all over Nutmeg's nut's.
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CB- December 12, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Damn CP - there was about one metric ton of comedy gold in the F2T2 comments. *shakes head* :(
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Kissenger- December 12, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Also, I forgot to mention: Gengis Con isn't in DW's good books. The UFC threatened Con with legal action over the use of UFC footage in his reels. His youtube channel was suspended as a result.
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