("Super! Thanks for asking!")
Perdew on ‘Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo Enjoy Marijuana’:
he’s in 10th planet’s "chill dawg" position.
[Ed. note: And when he grabs both feet it becomes "pothead control."]
Ted Nutmeg on ‘Can a Legendary Fight Really Be Planned’:
I think we all know what Marcus Davis‘ pick-up line really is:
"Sup. You chicks like to stand and bang?"
Derekrva on ‘Total F*cking Nastiness…’:
Seriously…UFC hire this guy! Imagine if all pay-per-view events started with a Con film highlighting that night’s fighters instead of that cheesy, horrible, predictable montage of the gladiator suiting up. Fans would get much more amped for the fights and not feel so bad about forking out 50 bucks.
[Ed. note: No, it's not one of those "ha-ha" comments, but it's 150% truth and worth repeating. So make it happen, Lorenzo. (I've given up on demanding things from Dana.)]
Perdew + Derekva, please send us your names/addresses and we’ll send you some CagePotato t-shirts pronto. Nutmeg, we already have your info because your shit is on fire lately. Everybody else, be more like Nutmeg.