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CagePotato Comments of the Week

Damn, is it Friday already? Well, you know what time it is. (No, not peanut butter jelly time.) It’s time to give away some t-shirts to some of our LOLiest commenters. This week’s winners:

Dangada Dang on "Michael Bisping Voted the Coolest Bloke in the U.K.":
Bisping makes a good point as the last person to get him on the ground was Abu Dhabi world champion Chris Leben.

Old, Bald and Irish on "No Ortiz Announcement at Today’s Presser":
All this "Affliction: DEATHWATCH (TM)" is making me nuts. Ya know when you see something horrible happen, like a car crash, and everything is in slow motion? That’s what following Affliction is like. Except, you’ve already seen the crash and you can’t peel your eyes away from the slo-mo sight of the mangled girls body ejecting through the front windshield as her $95 Affliction t-shirt gets sheared away from her skinless naked body as it sloooooowly rips on the broken glass while her pulverized bloody carcass gets forcefully expelled from the flaming vehicle.

Kinda like that…

…except Fedor is standing there on a street corner witnessing the whole thing with an emotionless expression on his face and an ice cream cone in each hand.
[Ed. note: Suck on that, Kadumel!]

milo bling on "Randy Couture Joins Cast of Stallone’s ‘The Expendables’":
if someone invited me to see this, i wouldn’t show up. but i guess it wouldn’t really matter.
[Ed. note: You had to be there.]

If you’ve been shouted out, please send your name, address, and size to to claim your CagePotato Hall of Fame t-shirt. Fuuuuuuuun!

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Dangada Dang- December 20, 2008 at 11:21 am
I will wear this shirt to my funeral, or to bispings when Maia tears his head off from the half guard
Kadumel- December 20, 2008 at 8:46 am
Yeah go figure. Boring comments in my opinion. Don't stretch for them. They just have em. You don't have to have 3 every week. Wait til they jump out at you.

And for the record, Benjamin, I will not be "sucking" on anything. Ninja.
JimmyOzone- December 19, 2008 at 5:52 pm
OBI should get a shirt for all he contributes to cp regardless....the comment was well written albeit a tad grosteque...however, i question the other winner...taking a shot at leban is just too easy (no bastard or steriod jokes?) and bisping's take down d seemed ok to me in fights vs hammil and evans..."the crippler" took him down at the end of the fight out of desparation when he was runnin on fumes and did nothing with it
sol- December 19, 2008 at 2:38 pm
huh? i actually thought OB&I's comment was funny, but a joint winner with the likes of Dangada Dang? no way!

When I read Dangada Dang's comment the first thing I thought was "That is comment of the week!", it alone should win.
Creamy CA Roll- December 19, 2008 at 2:16 pm
The Ben's are not OB&I nuthuggers. It was his sob story of never winning a penmanship award that put him over the top
Perdew- December 19, 2008 at 1:42 pm
wow. thats pretty funny. i def thought "about 80 othe jiu jitsu practioners" was a bit of hyperbole.

remind me to not go to glam and say TKD is the best martial art ever. hahaha.
Joe Duarte pwns- December 19, 2008 at 1:31 pm
The Ben's are OBI nuthuggers
Old, Bald and Irish- December 19, 2008 at 1:12 pm
@ Perdew

Right you are on your observation.

But it just so happens that the guys who bounce for the UFC fights at Glam are the owners of Balance Jiu Jitsu Studios. These guys got all their belts, white through black, under Relson Brazil. Pretty much, their entire school shows up for the fights.

Any other night, I wouldn't be caught dead there.

But I must admit, there food isn't half bad and the last time I was there they had Pilsner Urquel on tap.
mma dominican- December 19, 2008 at 1:10 pm
awesome comments, chris leben abu dhabi 0_o

Perdew- December 19, 2008 at 1:05 pm
god i hope that is a joke about glam. there slogan is "think pink".

if so. nice.
Old, Bald and Irish- December 19, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Also, I get in for free. I know the bouncers.
Poop Chute- December 19, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Do comments ABOUT the Comments of the Week count? If so, I feel robbed.
Perdew- December 19, 2008 at 12:59 pm
wow. glam night club? first rule of philly night clubs, nobody in glam night club could fuck shit up. wouldn't wanna drop your martini or light beer. "i'll have an MGD 64 please."
Old, Bald and Irish- December 19, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Bite me, Rumbler.

If I was recieving any "preferential treatment" I would have gotten a shirt for showing the vid of my butt whippin' at GrapplersQuest back in October.

Instead, I got an eye poke and strained neck while "Polish" got a shirt for my humiliation.

You're just full of envy 'cause I always bring the gold! Take a creative writing class and maybe you'll get a shirt too!
Old, Bald and Irish- December 19, 2008 at 12:36 pm



I'll be proudly wearing this shirt on Feb. 7th, my birthday, at Glam nightclub in Philly with about 80 other jiu jitsu practitioners to watch the UFC fight!

I got it all planned out.

MKXii- December 19, 2008 at 12:32 pm
You could tell Milo's was a winner from the beginning.
Ted Nutmeg- December 19, 2008 at 12:27 pm
When I first read Dangada Dang's comment this morning I thought, "That's a comment of the week right there." Kudos, son.
Rumbler- December 19, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Dangada Dang on "Michael Bisping Voted the Coolest Bloke in the U.K.":
Bisping makes a good point as the last person to get him on the ground was Abu Dhabi world champion Chris Leben.

lol....That was really funny.

OBAI's SUCKED!!!! Sorry Mr. Irish, but you received preferential treatment. Now I don't have a problem with that, but it is what it is...
Perdew- December 19, 2008 at 12:06 pm
dangada dang- brilliant.