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CagePotato Comments of the Week


(You know, without his beard, Kimbo kind of looks like Reginald VelJohnson. Props to CagePotato reader ‘DopenesS’.)

It’s weeks like these that prove how unbelievably smart, funny, and cultured CagePotato’s readers are, in comparison to the slack-jawed readers of other MMA websites. Seriously, we love you guys (no homo). Here are three highlights from a wild week in the trenches of the CP comments sections…

whitey on "Strikeforce News Roundup: Cris Cyborg Injured, Bobby Lashley Negotiating + More":
if only Da Vinci was alive to see his vision of the perfect man in flesh and bone

K.E.G. on "Gina Carano Semi-Nudity to Hit Newsstands on 10/9":
Hopefully they will leave out the obvious pages on…
-Tra telligman’s weird chest.
-Josh Haynes’s extra skin
-Jacare’s vagina head
-Kimbo’s beard/manscaped chest hair
-Cyborg’s penis
-Tito’s massively swollen head
-Kaleb Starnes’s vagina

After the jump: A strong front-runner for comment of the year…


NomadRip on "Kimbo Slice vs. Roy Nelson ‘TUF 10′ Hype Roundup":
These threads all week remind me of the Princess Bride:

Dana White: All right. Who is the winner? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when the fight airs and we both watch, and find out who wins… and who loses.

Fans: But it’s so simple. All we have to do is divine from what we know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the winner on the press junkets or the loser? Now, a clever man would put the loser into the press junket, because he would know that only a great fool would believe what he was given. We are not great fools, so we can clearly not choose the fighter in the press junkets. But you must have known we were not great fools, you would have counted on it, so we can clearly not choose the fighter in the press.

Dana White: You’ve made your decision then?

Fans: Not remotely. Because the media is coming from Vegas, as everyone knows, and Vegas is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the fighter out of the spotlight.

Dana White: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Fans: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?

Dana White: Vegas.

Fans: Yes, Vegas. And you must have suspected I would have known the media’s origin, so I can clearly not choose the fighter in the press junket.

Dana White: You’re just stalling now.

Fans: You’d like to think that, wouldn’t you? You’ve beaten EliteXC, which means you’re exceptionally strong, so you could’ve put the loser in the press junket, trusting on your ratings to save you, so I can clearly not choose the fighter in the press. But, you’ve also bested Affliction, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that ratings are fleeting, so you would have put the loser as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the fighter in the press junket.

Dana White: You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.

Fans: IT HAS WORKED! YOU’VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! WE KNOW WHO THE WINNER IS!

Dana White: Then make your choice.

Fans: I will, and I choose – What in the world can that be?

*****

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NomadRip- October 8, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Obviously, I watch entirely too many movies.
UFC fan- October 3, 2009 at 9:56 pm
its good to see the CHILDREN comment on a movie they haven't seen. Ok kids back to first grade the bell hasn't rang yet, so shut the fuck up, you don't know your ass from your elbow yet.
itsgalf- October 3, 2009 at 6:14 pm
While the Princess Bride comment was one of the most well thought out comments I've seen recently, I wouldn't say that it made me laugh the hardest. Thatsozay's Chris Benoit comment made me laugh the most
Walrus- October 3, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Smitty, you're a fucking idiot.
Zyz Zyx- October 3, 2009 at 10:15 am
I totally agree Smitty. I haven't seen that movie either so it must suck. I bet no one gets kicked in the balls in Princess Bride. It wasn't made this year so its not funny.
Smitty- October 3, 2009 at 9:26 am
I've never seen Princess Bride, but it sounds like a bunch of you are forced to see bitch movies with your bitches. Fuckin grow a pair!! There is a lot of funny shit out there without having to watch........bitch movies.
whitey- October 2, 2009 at 9:11 pm
holy shit! i finally win just to be overshadowed by comment of the year! fuckin figures. NOOOOOOMAAAAAAAD!!!!!!
seriously tho, props man that shit was fuckin funny
Jugger- October 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Gotta give Nomad the nod for comment of the year... so far, that one takes the cake. I was chuckling the whole way through.

I love to quote that movie. I used the MLT (Mutton, Lettuce and Tomato) quote, ("where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.") in a class I was teaching a few weeks ago and the class just looked at me like I was speaking in tongues.
Merlin- October 2, 2009 at 8:08 pm
With the beard: Kevin "Kimbo Slice" Ferguson

Without the Beard: Kevin "Al-Quembo Saha'la" Ferguson

Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la
fubar19- October 2, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I have just registered, and i have been an avid reader of CP for quite some time. The reason is to give props to that post. Well done sir, well done.
831 Son- October 2, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Princess Bride... Wow.
cdlaforc- October 2, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Who wants a moustache ride?
steampunk22- October 2, 2009 at 4:11 pm
What was your comment? Cuz NomadRip knocked his shit out of the park on that one, Princess Bride FTW!
bitteralex- October 2, 2009 at 4:03 pm
oh god.. nomadrip.. that was the best comment i've ever read... i love princess bride and that nailed the kimbo situation right on the nose.... or girly punches to the top of the head as it were...
CJvsCP- October 2, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Nomads comment was F'n funny as hell! That was such a good part in that movie and for the people that don't get it your either too young or didn't grow up with a TV. I get your humor Ben because that was friggin great! Best one so far for the year!
reddog- October 2, 2009 at 3:18 pm
@knee strike

Thats the same thing I thought at first! Who shopped Phils head onto Kimbo?
jimbonics- October 2, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Whether you are a fan of Princess Bride or not, you've ALL seen the movie, and you ALL know the scene Nomad's comment originates from.

Knowing that, there's no way you can hate on it. It's freaking brilliant and funny as hell. Best comment I've seen on CP.

Gold Jerry, Gold.
Thatsozay- October 2, 2009 at 3:00 pm
My Chris Benoit comment was the best of all time. Way bettr than this princess bride crap.
UFC fan- October 2, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I "AM" a huge princess Bride fan, and that was certainly comment of the year.
One of the best written , thought out posts ever on this website.
nomadrip you rocked it, everyone else who didn't like it are just asshats ignore that shit.
KillDozer- October 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm
too long. If you have time to read this crap get a life.
portland mma- October 2, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I guess you must have to be a huge princess bride fan for that one?
Nick Bruiser- October 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm
i must have missed the part where nomad's post was even remotely funny/witty. Comment of the year?
for the love of mma- October 2, 2009 at 2:03 pm
dr.phill after the michael jackson experiment!! he after oprha's fanbase now that his own wife left him lol
Koeikan- October 2, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Haha, is that pic real?

No wonder he made such a big deal during negotiations about his beard being shaved off in the house :). He looks goofy and much less intimidating.
knee_strike- October 2, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Hilarious photo of Kimbozo sans the beard. He resembles a black Dr. Phil.
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