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Big Country
(Roy Nelson [second from left] in his younger, thinner days.)

Before we begin, I’d like to send a big Bronx cheer to those of you who come to this site every day but never comment. Register, you lazy dickfaces. We want your input and witticisms, and we want to give t-shirts to different people once in a while. Lurkers, emerge from your hidey-holes! Now then…

BigCountrysCholesterol on "A Month Out From Rogers Fight on CBS, Fedor Takes a Wife":
"What do I think? I think this girl is a fucking nobody. This marriage is a fucking farce, that is what I think."

Ouch That hurts on "Franca, Wilson, Aurelio, McCully Now Eligible to Fight for Strikeforce":
Now he’s the "UnMployed1"

Catalyst8487 on "Anti-MMA Protests to Be Featured on Sunday’s Episode of ‘The Simpsons’":
I’m waiting for the South Park episode where Cartman takes on Token and just lays on him with that big belly.

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purtorican78- October 11, 2009 at 12:13 am
the black guy is kimbo slice in his younger, less hairier days. can i haz my shirt now?
BackbaconBilly- October 10, 2009 at 1:19 pm
p.s the black dude is OJ
BackbaconBilly- October 10, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Do you have to register on the Forum? or is that included when you sign up to comment here? either way, C.P seldom picks funny comments at all.
831 Son- October 10, 2009 at 10:11 am
Lurking trolls. Welcome noobs.
Dr Garbo- October 10, 2009 at 9:39 am
Big Country Behind the Music:

"It all started innocent enough..Then before I knew it a was mainlining 20... sometimes thirty bags of junk a day... Anything I could get my hands on....Wendys, BK, carls Jr...Yeah it started out with the dollar menu on the weekends....At the end I was broke, homeless, and snorting white castle mini burgers off of the bathroom flloor of a 7-11 in Reno....-Roy Nelson
raspberrymight- October 10, 2009 at 5:49 am
I'm not a lurker, I'm just not funny. I used to be though...
the beagle- October 10, 2009 at 4:54 am
I took your advice, and finally registered, been coming to this site for 8 months now. I better win a damn T-shirt though!!
PurplePickle- October 9, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Okey-dokey, we've identified Roy Nelson, Dan Quinn, and Kurt Loder in the photo but whose the black dude?

BTW, Break media finally sent the HOF t shirt that I won seven or eight years ago and it is cool as fuck. Thanks Bens.
Bleakomen- October 9, 2009 at 11:09 pm
On a serious note, Dan Quinn is standing dangerously close to Roy Nelson in this photo. Hopefully he isn't trying to whisper the benefits of Stevia into his ear.
UFC fan- October 9, 2009 at 10:35 pm
On topic:
Those guys are IN a big country.....and he fights like a fag.
UFC fan- October 9, 2009 at 10:34 pm
"I only pray that your suggestion to register doesn't encourage the UFC Fan and Hal17 morons to get back into their zones, or cages, or whatever the hell you call their trains of thought."

hey newbie fuckface that's MR UFC Fan to you buddy. I have won a damned hated devil horn t-shirt on here and this is your first day, learn to respect me or HAL will come back and call you more names than I, so get to posting you hub-virgin.
oh welcome to cagepotato dickface :)
LAzyMmADUde- October 9, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Dude i think Roy ate his friends and their still in his stomach
A. Silvas Heat-Seeking Missiles- October 9, 2009 at 7:58 pm
This post finally made me register. I've been on C-tato for close to two years but this is my first comment since the registration became mandatory. Thank god because that drastically improved the general quality of the comments. Ben, (which ever the fuck one wrote this,) I only pray that your suggestion to register doesn't encourage the UFC Fan and Hal17 morons to get back into their zones, or cages, or whatever the hell you call their trains of thought. Cagepotato's the shit. Forreal. And I hope Carwin smashes on Brock, but I think chances are it won't happen. Fat shout out from Barcelona!!!
Tai-Pan- October 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Speaking of dickfaces congratulations on all the new one post members CP, you earned it.
Bob Reilly- October 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I knew Ouch would be wearing a shirt as soon as I read it.
NateGetsIrate- October 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Seriously. It's like, who's chest do i need to lather with ranch dressing to get the CP t-shirt around here?
GetUpAndKill- October 9, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Ya...buncha opposed to those losers who are regsitered but go weeks without commenting and then spew their best shite to try to win one of the new CP t-shirts...kinda like me...fuck :(
NateGetsIrate- October 9, 2009 at 3:14 pm
@ Danny:

Just trying to get you up to speed, newbie.
DannyCourreges- October 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I'm good with ass hole or dickface. Especially since those saying it, do so from the safety of their homes/ offices. Talking smack on the message boards has got to be one of the most simple minded things on the planet. Nate gets the award for best shit talking on cage potato. Congrats little fella
NateGetsIrate- October 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm
@ Papa Fart and DannyCourageless:

Begging is for losers with nothing remotely interesting to say. Welcome aboard you lazy dickfaces!
Tac- October 9, 2009 at 2:39 pm
... alright I registered. Next time please refer to me as just a dickface.
jhov2324- October 9, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Lazy Dickfaces.....LMAOOO

This will actually get people to that sad or funny?
DannyCourreges- October 9, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Like Papa Fort, I am here everyday looking at you through the peep hole. Now can I score a shirt? Eh? haha
Emo Sux- October 9, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I had no idea Roy Nelson was once a member of Menudo!

...And I call myself a fan
Papa Fort- October 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm
I was a lerker hiding in my convinced me to register with your anit-lerker rant. I want a T-shirt now!