beginus maximus on "Even as a Baby, Brock Lesnar Would Swallow You Without Chewing":
"I’m gonna go home and drink SIMILAC cause ENFAMIL don’t pay me. Hell I might even jump on my mother’s tit tonight!!"
cwr on "What Your Favorite Fighter Says About You, Part II":
If your favorite fighter is Nick Gonzalez you would rather jerk off then get to know a woman.
[Ed. note: Man, talk about bringin' it back.]
Wyatt on "Hot Fighter Alert: Mika Nagano":
If she wore a school girl outfit and beat some enormous freak on New Year’s eve via Aoki-plata, Japan would just f*cking explode.
GetUpAndKill on "Hot Fighter Alert: Mika Nagano":
Ok Ok, so nobody noticed that her penis is wearing a watch?
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