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CagePotato Comments (and E-mail) of the Week

Before we get to our favorite comments of the week, we’d like to give some love to CagePotato reader James W., who e-mailed us the photo above, and the story below:

You know what’s more badass than the Nick Diaz pic you just posted? My "I ain’t no bitch!" shirt, which my sister made for me. I wore it beneath another shirt at UFC 94 hoping to get Nick to sign it (Nate Diaz was on the card). I did run into them in the hotel lobby but, unfortunately, this homey got scared and chickened out, fearful that Nick might take offense and box me up or choke me with a go-go.

Thanks for sharing, homey. Hopefully a brand-new CagePotato t-shirt will ease the pain of that horrible missed opportunity which will likely haunt you for the rest of your life. Now, then…

Douchey McDoucherton on "James Thompson Steps Up to Face Overeem @ Dream.12":
TBA has a better shot than Thompson

MMAExpertNewb on "UFC to Counter-Program ‘Fedor vs. Rogers’ With Star-Studded ‘Main Events’ Show":
I love the caption on that picture. It’s perfect. If there was a "site administrator best caption" contest and I had some t-shirts to give it away, I would totally ignore that awesome caption and give the shirt to someone else who’s caption wasn’t even remotely funny. Just to keep up with tradition.
[Ed. note: Oh, you mean like this?]

GetUpAndKill on "Videos: A Highlight of Heartbreak, Another Devastating Boxing KO, + More":
You dedicate your whole life to the sport. In some cases you have been training since you were a child. You train your ass off every day and begin to think you’re the best in the world and that you’re unstopable. You have an image to promote and protect, you’re a fighter after all and people in the public will challenge you or will expect things from you.

You practically starve yourself every single day 3 months prior to a fight yet you are amazingly disciplined compared to other "pro" athletes. Everything that you work for comes down to one day, less than one day, 25 mins or less or 15 mins or less. It may be a good day, it may be a bad day, you may feel light on your feet, you may have diarhea, you may be strong mentally, you may be nervous as hell.

The climax of what you are working for is being watched and critiqued by millions of people who will think you suck if you lose. But you protect your image to the very end. You make your way to the cage, thank god you didn’t trip coming up the stairs.

You see your opponent and you think he looks smaller than you remembered. You touch gloves and know you’re gonna win and be the 8th hero of the night. Jab, kick, cover, takedown attempt…’re out…in a flash you are out…on the ground, staring at the rafters with a bunch of annoying people gathered around you. You’re embarrassed, confused and in a lot of pain. Your opponent is parading around the ring like he just won the lottery, was this a title match?. Oh yeah, the fans are still here watching. This is the worst moment of your life. A nightmare.

Up next, press conference, media interviews, a trip to the hospital. Paycheck wasn’t as big as you remembered. Your fight contract is in jeopardy, sponsors?. You wish you could go home, sleep in your own bed. Where are you again? Vegas…fuck. A hangover, more interviews in the morning. All you wan’t to do is start training again and stop talking about the loss. You wan’t to get back in the ring as soon as possible to prove that you don’t suck…And so it begins again.


Thanks, as always. If your name has been called, please drop an e-mail to with your real name, address, and shirt size, and we’ll send you a little something.

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Thatsozay- October 24, 2009 at 11:11 am
@Danomite your comment was less funny the second time around.
DAN THE VIKING- October 24, 2009 at 7:33 am
So your setting out to out-funny the rest of the potatos, and you thought the best way to start was to try to get a laugh by quoting the 'already posted' picture above. You sir are going to fail.
Chri534.- October 23, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Really? I think this would be a way better Diaz shirt to make:
whitey- October 23, 2009 at 9:20 pm
still waiting on my shirt.
831 Son- October 23, 2009 at 7:00 pm
MMAExpertNewb schooled you Ben.
825IVER- October 23, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I need that shirt!!!!
Smitty- October 23, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Someone please give TacoMafia 50 tshirts for his comment!!!! How true.
danomite- October 23, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I can excuse you, Cage Potato, for not getting my Dorian Gray reference to the Dan Henderson painting, but when I looked to see if my idea for a Piss Soda commercial that was in the Lyoto Machida drinking piss story, I just have to assume that you see the name Danomite in the comments section and skip right over it. For the enjoyment of the cage potato readers I will reprint my Piss Soda comment here:

The second pic looks like they're doing a commercial for some kind of piss soda:

Undefeated Light Heavyweight champion Lyoto Machida loves the taste of a warm glass of piss, and when he drinks piss he always chooses new Coke Golden for its rich, velvety smooth flavor.

Coke Golden is produced from the finest quality piss money can buy. We start by bottling the purest water from the glacial mountains of Scandinavia, but it doesn't stop there. Next we ship those bottles to our factory in Germany where 1,000 beautiful, big breasted, blonde Piss Maids drink it up and then excrete it so it can be rebottled and shipped factory fresh to your nearest grocery store. To ensure quality, our piss maids are all grass fed and hormone free.

Remember, when you think piss, think new Coke Golden. Available in a variety of flavors including father Yoshizo's favorite "Amber Asparagus"
Ted Nutmeg- October 23, 2009 at 2:44 pm
@ GEE -yuh- TEEN:

In my experience they do come through with the shirts. But if you happened to win a FIGHT magazine subscription somewhere along the way, well, don't hold your breath.
Mark- October 23, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I think GetUpandKill is Keith Jardine...
TacoMafia- October 23, 2009 at 2:38 pm
What...? No T-shirt for KillDozer's great comments...?




First Bitches!!!!!!!

AkilleeZ- October 23, 2009 at 2:35 pm
DangadaDang- October 23, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Nick Diaz was offered a sponsorship for Gatorade until they realized it wasnt electrolytes that were in him, it was bong resin and realness
Savageleto- October 23, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Go buy a package of decent T-shirts..

Go buy the print ion on sheets -- Follow instructions.

google- October 23, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I want to win THAT fucking shirt.
GEE-yuh-TEEN- October 23, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Has anyone actually gotten a shirt from this? I won like 2 months ago, sent them the email, and never received anything.
FlyingGoGos- October 23, 2009 at 2:20 pm
@ AkilleZ
Yes, five shirts.
I barely cracked a smile at my post, shows how much you know.
If Will Ferrell is what you consider to be in the pantheon of humour; then I srsly doubt you will even get this one jerk. I ain't no bitch homie.
portland mma- October 23, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I think you should just take your hilarious act over to sherdog now.
AkilleeZ- October 23, 2009 at 2:17 pm
@ FlyingGoGos - do you really think you will win five shirts? First of all...I can already tell you are the kind of kid that laughs at his own jokes. Secondly, you could be Will fucking Ferrell and you still wouldn't win a shirt. The funniest comments are often overlooked.
CJvsCP- October 23, 2009 at 2:10 pm
This post started out awesome with that T-shirt of crazy Nick. Then the TBA comment but then it leads into the most depressing shit I've read in a long time by GetUpAndKill and as a fighter this hits home. I need a beer now.....
FlyingGoGos- October 23, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I just registered today potato fuckers.
Expect to see a three month reign as I clear out the middleweight division of humorous comments. After I win five tshirts, I will move on to the sherdog forums.
Savageleto- October 23, 2009 at 1:57 pm
How could Nick Diaz get pissed at someone making an awesome shirt like that..?

Sheeit If I was Nick I would wear that shit myself.

That is a hysterical picture.


True.. it is Nick Diaz... but still.
imakeutap- October 23, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Good post Getupandkill