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CagePotato Comments of the Week

(We weren’t sure what to put up at the top of this post, so we figured, hey, Miesha Tate‘s ass, right guys? Photo courtesy of Fight! Magazine.)

Praise Crom it’s Friday! Time to shout out our favorite members of the peanut gallery… 

chamby on "War Machine Returning to MMA in April, Still Out His Damn Mind": I wish that grenade on his neck would blow up already

Aptninja on "Photo Gallery: 17 Amazing MMA Event Posters"(@skeletor) Sperm sometimes move toward an egg rather than the space bar.

ReX13 on "Heads-Up: Win a $200 MMA Warehouse Gear Package in This Week’s FightPicker Prize Pools"(@JoseMonkey) Don’t think i won’t put on this entire outfit and run errands, including stopping at the bank, where i will refuse to take out my mouthpiece while i converse with the tellers. Despite the fact that i have hands so dimunitive that i refuse to go to Burger King, i will not remove my gloves. I will grasp the pen-on-a-chain with an overhand stabby grip and scrawl an approximation of my name, and mumble about "fucking staph" while they count out stacks of ones, per my request. When i am bid a good day, i will grunt the words "protein", "gym", "train", "appreciate your help and have a lovely afternoon", or some combination of preceding, and i will stalk out. I hope the rash guard won’t cover the awesome tribal armband i have planned. If you want to quit being a pencilneck, feel free to come by my gym, Keyboard Warrior, and ask for a free month’s membership (promotional code: Tap, Nap, or Snap).

Goog on "Tito Ortiz Rumorwatch: Now It’s a Neck Injury": "I tattooed my fathe, beat the pith out of Robin Giventh, and thquandered over 300 million dollarth and I’m thtill not the biggest douchebag in thith photo."

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Komodo- March 19, 2010 at 3:08 pm
You can never lose with Miesha Tate's ass. Please post one new photo of Miesha Tate's ass with every new article, no matter what it's about.

- Thank you.
robthom- March 19, 2010 at 2:16 pm
"I'd love to wear her ass as a hat, you guys ever motorboat some ass cheeks? "

I'd love to wear that butt as a mouth piece. Although I suspect that much fun would necessarily be illegal!
Viva Hate- March 19, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Flat ass? OK if we are speaking in relative terms compared to Nicole “Coco T” Austin, that is a flat ass yes, but that is a perfect shapely dumper on that girl.
ArmFarmer- March 19, 2010 at 12:58 pm

If that's a flat ass then I'd hate to see what you bring home from the bar. I'm guessing something that resembles black cottage cheese.. and lots of it.

As for Tate's ass.. I'd burry my face in it.

common sense- March 19, 2010 at 12:03 pm
oh hell yeah. i wish she'd sit on my face with that thing
ihateemo- March 19, 2010 at 11:57 am
Flat? You must be high, sir. I could use that ass to park my bike. After I lick strawberry yoghurt off it.
rampageisgod- March 19, 2010 at 10:28 am
Damn my comment was flagged as spam. In response to Viva Hate, I've enjoyed a woman's derriere(I'm assuming my use of another word was the reason I was flagged) in the vicinity of my face.
xFenixKnightx- March 19, 2010 at 10:25 am
For someone who doesn't even have a good ass, she really likes to show that flat thing off. lol
steampunk22- March 19, 2010 at 9:47 am
Good job guys, nice to see a bunch of regulars clean up with the Comments of the Week actually!

About time for Goog and Rex! Very funny, boys!
cecils_pupils- March 19, 2010 at 9:45 am
Props to all... I knew it was only a matter of time before Rex13 got his dues. But without a doubt, Goog and El Guapo's lisp-speak had me rollin'.

Glad to see Comment of the Week is back in action... congrats!
JoseMonkey- March 19, 2010 at 9:31 am
I think I deserve a T-shirt for inspiring ReX13 to write that. (It was in response to my not-so-funny comment.) I got excited when I saw my name in this post and thought I won.
robthom- March 19, 2010 at 9:20 am
I finally figured out that aptninja comment just now.

ReX13- March 19, 2010 at 8:52 am
In my head, i always pronounce his name as "Apartment Ninja". I'm not sure if that's what he means, or if he speaks of his aptitude for ninjousity. Either way, he dropped the bomb on CP this week and won everyone's internets.

Both Ortiz posts were comedy unobtainium mines this week: Viva Hate ("My style is impetuous...") El Guapo ("I'll undoubtedtly be forced to detach your head from your neck in a very painful manner,") and Seoul Brother (" every time she crosses and uncrosses her legs, she creates a flux vortex and Na'vi fly out") were also on target.

Plus, the usual suspects were, as usual, funny as hell, including but not exclusively agentsmith, steampunk22, cecils_pupils, robthom, LetMeStickItInYourRua, the poster currently known as Yeti Stomp, et al. I guess what i'm trying to say is i don't envy your task this week in picking out funnies. Props all!

ps: You like me! You really, really like me! Send me my damn t shirt!
SplitBreast- March 19, 2010 at 8:49 am
Wow, that ass is incredible.
iDestroy- March 19, 2010 at 8:43 am
Hell yeah. Rex13 is hilarious. That dude would have probably won every week if CP hadn't stopped the comment of the week. Thanks for bringin it back guys.
NinJay- March 19, 2010 at 8:41 am
I usualy think one, and maybe two comments are funny but this week al of them made me either laugh or smile. Great comments guys. Excellent imagination Rex, I really liked the promo code.
Lysol- March 19, 2010 at 8:34 am
JoseMonkey, your shit has officially been ruined.

Excellent job with the comments.
Viva Hate- March 19, 2010 at 8:23 am
I'd love to wear her ass a hat, you guys ever motorboat some ass cheeks? Someone needed to say it.
David_Banner- March 19, 2010 at 8:09 am
ReX13 comment almost caused me to vomit I laughed so hard.
El Famous Burrito- March 19, 2010 at 7:58 am
Those were pretty damn good.

Good job this week, men.

Carl Sagan- March 19, 2010 at 7:44 am
Good job gents!
Dante- March 19, 2010 at 7:44 am
actually, although the above mentioned is still super funny, reading Goog's comment outloud in the accent made me laugh.
Dante- March 19, 2010 at 7:42 am
You guys really dropped the ball on the Tito Ortiz Rumorwatch...
El Guapo -
(High pitched, lispy)"Please refrain from using the N word in my presence, White Boy, or I'll undoubtedtly be forced to detach your head from your neck in a very painful manner.Your cooperation is greatly appreciated."