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Hey, sorry we haven’t done t-shirt giveaways in a few weeks — that’s on us, player. But there’s been a lot of commenter brilliance happening lately, so let’s do this…
Lysol on "Rampage Pleads Guilty to Reckless Driving…": I want to see two guest lectures in the near future: The Importance of Sleep, Nutrition, and Exercise by Rampage Jackson and Black Belt Jiu Jitsu Grappling by Tank Abbott.
??? on "Kimbo Slice Has a ‘Boxing Machine’":
http://i713.photobucket.com/albums/ww133/CrushCo/Kimbo.jpg
[Ed. note: This comment somehow disappeared from the post, so we don't know who sent it in or what the exact setup was, but it was something along the lines of "Check out the prize I got from playing this game," and it was kind of amazing.]
John Kimble on "This Just In: MMA Is Finished, XARM to Take Over": Lyoto Machida and Kalib Starnes would be awful at this.
And finally, this idiot-savant-like exchange on our current poll:
If you happen to be any of these people (except for the multiple Anonymouses, because if you can’t come up with a clever screen-name, you’re ineligible to win) and you want a CagePotato "Hall of Fame" t-shirt, send your name, size, and address to feedback@cagepotato.com. And have a great day!
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Comments
Fri, 01/09/09 - 01:28
I spent more money on the electricity i use up by using my comp then it would normally cost for a regular t-shirt
Fri, 01/09/09 - 01:28
nice hotlinking lololol
Fri, 01/09/09 - 01:32
By the way, I haven't gotten my shirt yet. PLEASE don't tell me you sent it to that OBI douchebag impersonator by mistake...
Fri, 01/09/09 - 01:36
i eat da monkey boo's
Fri, 01/09/09 - 01:36
Awsome "Anonymous" exchange! ...I missed that one...
Fri, 01/09/09 - 01:43
@ OBI:Damn, sorry about that...the last batch of shirts we sent out seemed to have disappeared into the ether. We'll send out another...BG
Fri, 01/09/09 - 01:45
The "Anonymous" exchange was ok... I have seen better one's that involved such loved CP posters as: Tuff Guy, OBI, Geriatric Peon, and others... This one was just ok...
Fri, 01/09/09 - 01:56
Just kidding that was me above sorry for going all pseudo-Anonymous and everything.
Fri, 01/09/09 - 01:58
I liked the Lysol comment. Sorry you didn't win anything this time OBI I am very suprised. Maybe I should have commented how you were trying for the comment of the week again, you might have gotten it this time again.
Fri, 01/09/09 - 01:59
Yo give me my fucking shirt this is bullshit. My real Andrew Nonymous wtf you want me to do make up a different screenname? Fine... Elderly, Gay, and Spanish...
Fri, 01/09/09 - 02:17
By the way, I still believe that you should let the posters and readers nominate posts for comment of the week, and then vote for number 1 like American Idol.
Fri, 01/09/09 - 02:17
Rofl!!! I just posted a bunch of comments in a row. I was trying to see if I could make my name turn blue, and it told me I was flagged as potential spam! Sorry mods...
Fri, 01/09/09 - 02:22
Goddamn I want one of these shirts so bad...especially since I lost all the shirts I currently own when betting on Wanderlei, Big Nog and Forrest
Fri, 01/09/09 - 02:22
Haha, That was a great exchange.
Fri, 01/09/09 - 02:31
hahaha lol at someone suggesting an "american idol" MMA site. haha that was a good one dude. and the anonymous exchange was great because in fact frank mir is not a lighting bolt. BUT Brock might very well be a large building. Thats a mythbusters episode waiting to happen
Fri, 01/09/09 - 02:44
isn't the ultimate fighter kind of like american idol?
Fri, 01/09/09 - 02:45
I posted that picture of the Kimbo Boxing Machine.
Fri, 01/09/09 - 02:49
Hey fellas, I was the one with the Kimbo machine photoshop. I tried to submit it a few times, but it only went up once then disappeared- I thought $kala had hacked CP. The set up was something along the lines of: "Mock if you must, but I played this game at the bar the other night and it was awesome! Not to brag, but after a few warm-up swings I got the max score and the machine gave me a prize." Thanks for the accolades.
Fri, 01/09/09 - 02:50
Were the holidays the reason for you guys not doing the t-shirt giveaways? Just curious cause maybe we should all hold back the week of MLK day
Fri, 01/09/09 - 02:50
LOFL!
Fri, 01/09/09 - 02:57
im with O-B-I. I never got my shirt!.
Fri, 01/09/09 - 03:03
haha, I'm the 3rd anonymous
Fri, 01/09/09 - 03:21
Damn, the comment of the week posts always make me feel inadequate and a little angry. Not unlike my ex. Big thanks CP.
Fri, 01/09/09 - 03:42
Just thought I would point this out for everyone, I'm not sure he is joking or not. On WarMachine's Myspace page his interests are labeled as: "Brazilian jiu-jitsu, kickboxing, wrestling, Ultimate Fighting Championship, Drug free, honest, tattoos, animals, the beach, the environment, quantum physics." Notice that last one? Makes you wonder... In his Who I'd like to meet section, WM says,: "...I'd like to meet the person who invented "civilization" and then kill all of his descendants." What the fuck? I could look at the shit this guy churns out all day and laugh. Ben's, he is giving you two a run for your money for Funniest MMA site.
Fri, 01/09/09 - 03:58
I literally laughed my ass off when I read that building/lightening bolt comment... hysterical...
Fri, 01/09/09 - 04:14
Those are good but I thought this one should've gotten a shirt too. Props to Surfin Dave. I LOL'd! :D On: Rampage Gets A New Tattoo Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:05 Surfin Dave Says: Wandy got a new tattoo after the fight, and it's a prayer too: "Now I lay me down to sleep..."
Fri, 01/09/09 - 04:39
i dunnnnoooooo tank abbott bjj jokes are madly uninspired
Fri, 01/09/09 - 05:11
damn !
Fri, 01/09/09 - 05:21
i was the fourth anonymous =\
Fri, 01/09/09 - 06:29
Andrew Nonymous. Hilarious. Give that man a shirt.
Fri, 01/09/09 - 10:12
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Fri, 01/09/09 - 10:35
ha, those anonymous posts were pretty funny
Fri, 01/09/09 - 10:42
I'd like to think that the Anonymous posts were done by a single schizophrenic kid who's constantly arguing with himself.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 05:48
"if you can't come up with a clever screen-name, you're ineligible to win" Does that include me? Fuck. Here I am using my real name because Dana White said that the internet is where "the pussy's live" and now I find out that my name makes me ineligible to win a sweet t-shirt. I blame Dana, fucking twat. Sod it, I'm not funny enough to win anyway.
Sun, 01/11/09 - 06:32
These won?......THESE won? Are you kidding me? Look, I'm not sayin I type gold. I don't get a chance to read half of these postings the same day they are put up anyway. But damn, I read some funny shit every day on here, and that shit is just lame. (except for the anon. posting, that was just kinda lame.)
Sun, 01/11/09 - 07:11
what u lesnar morons stillhavent realized i that even a against couture lesnar needed to grab the cage in order not to get taken down to the mat now hes up against Mir which of who has massively improved his striking what has lesnar done other than fight guys 60 pounds lighter than him.
Sun, 01/11/09 - 09:39
OB & I and I are still waiting for our CP shirts. Can we get a rush on those?
Sun, 01/11/09 - 05:58
TRANSLATION OF CAP'N'S POST: "I wish I came up with something that awesome. Maybe I should make another hilarious Arlovski pee pee comment. YEAH, that's pure comedic gold. Maybe I should stop being jealous."
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