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Hey, sorry we haven’t done t-shirt giveaways in a few weeks — that’s on us, player. But there’s been a lot of commenter brilliance happening lately, so let’s do this…

Lysol on "Rampage Pleads Guilty to Reckless Driving…": I want to see two guest lectures in the near future: The Importance of Sleep, Nutrition, and Exercise by Rampage Jackson and Black Belt Jiu Jitsu Grappling by Tank Abbott.

??? on "Kimbo Slice Has a ‘Boxing Machine’":
[Ed. note: This comment somehow disappeared from the post, so we don't know who sent it in or what the exact setup was, but it was something along the lines of "Check out the prize I got from playing this game," and it was kind of amazing.]

John Kimble on "This Just In: MMA Is Finished, XARM to Take Over"Lyoto Machida and Kalib Starnes would be awful at this.

And finally, this idiot-savant-like exchange on our current poll:

Anonymous: crazy ppl ! lesnar will snap mir like a twig, and throw him over to the the moon. this time it is different,lightning doesn’t struck twice at the same place
Anonymous: actually lightning does strike more than once in the same place…step ur game up kid…Empire state building is hit with lightning an average of 25 times a year…stupid kid…
Anonymous: the empire state building is a big building, asshole
Anonymous: mir isnt a lightning bolt

If you happen to be any of these people (except for the multiple Anonymouses, because if you can’t come up with a clever screen-name, you’re ineligible to win) and you want a CagePotato "Hall of Fame" t-shirt, send your name, size, and address to And have a great day!

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Lysol- January 11, 2009 at 5:58 pm

"I wish I came up with something that awesome. Maybe I should make another hilarious Arlovski pee pee comment. YEAH, that's pure comedic gold. Maybe I should stop being jealous."
Greg Kelly- January 11, 2009 at 9:39 am
OB & I and I are still waiting for our CP shirts. Can we get a rush on those?
Anonymous- January 11, 2009 at 7:11 am
what u lesnar morons stillhavent realized i that even a against couture lesnar needed to grab the cage in order not to get taken down to the mat now hes up against Mir which of who has massively improved his striking what has lesnar done other than fight guys 60 pounds lighter than him.
Cap'n- January 11, 2009 at 6:32 am
These won?......THESE won? Are you kidding me? Look, I'm not sayin I type gold. I don't get a chance to read half of these postings the same day they are put up anyway. But damn, I read some funny shit every day on here, and that shit is just lame. (except for the anon. posting, that was just kinda lame.)
Jamie Stirling- January 10, 2009 at 5:48 pm

"if you can't come up with a clever screen-name, you're ineligible to win"

Does that include me? Fuck. Here I am using my real name because Dana White said that the internet is where "the pussy's live" and now I find out that my name makes me ineligible to win a sweet t-shirt. I blame Dana, fucking twat.

Sod it, I'm not funny enough to win anyway.
walrus- January 9, 2009 at 10:42 pm
I'd like to think that the Anonymous posts were done by a single schizophrenic kid who's constantly arguing with himself.
walrus- January 9, 2009 at 10:35 pm
ha, those anonymous posts were pretty funny
BM2- January 9, 2009 at 10:12 pm
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omar- January 9, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Andrew Nonymous. Hilarious. Give that man a shirt.
Alen- January 9, 2009 at 5:21 pm
i was the fourth anonymous =\
Alen- January 9, 2009 at 5:11 pm
damn !
breeze- January 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm
i dunnnnoooooo tank abbott bjj jokes are madly uninspired
Fenix- January 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Those are good but I thought this one should've gotten a shirt too. Props to Surfin Dave. I LOL'd! :D

On: Rampage Gets A New Tattoo

Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:05
Surfin Dave Says:

Wandy got a new tattoo after the fight, and it's a prayer too:

"Now I lay me down to sleep..."

rhv- January 9, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I literally laughed my ass off when I read that building/lightening bolt comment... hysterical...
Joey- January 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Just thought I would point this out for everyone, I'm not sure he is joking or not.

On WarMachine's Myspace page his interests are labeled as:

"Brazilian jiu-jitsu, kickboxing, wrestling, Ultimate Fighting Championship, Drug free, honest, tattoos, animals, the beach, the environment, quantum physics."

Notice that last one? Makes you wonder...

In his Who I'd like to meet section, WM says,:
"...I'd like to meet the person who invented "civilization" and then kill all of his descendants."

What the fuck?
I could look at the shit this guy churns out all day and laugh.
Ben's, he is giving you two a run for your money for Funniest MMA site.
Acrocerid- January 9, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Damn, the comment of the week posts always make me feel inadequate and a little angry. Not unlike my ex. Big thanks CP.
Anonymous- January 9, 2009 at 3:03 pm
haha, I'm the 3rd anonymous
Perdew- January 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm
im with O-B-I. I never got my shirt!.
ben- January 9, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Creamy CA Roll- January 9, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Were the holidays the reason for you guys not doing the t-shirt giveaways? Just curious cause maybe we should all hold back the week of MLK day
CrushCo- January 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Hey fellas, I was the one with the Kimbo machine photoshop. I tried to submit it a few times, but it only went up once then disappeared- I thought $kala had hacked CP. The set up was something along the lines of:

"Mock if you must, but I played this game at the bar the other night and it was awesome! Not to brag, but after a few warm-up swings I got the max score and the machine gave me a prize."

Thanks for the accolades.
Greg Kelly- January 9, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I posted that picture of the Kimbo Boxing Machine.
imjustadudeman- January 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm
isn't the ultimate fighter kind of like american idol?
j spice- January 9, 2009 at 2:31 pm
hahaha lol at someone suggesting an "american idol" MMA site. haha that was a good one dude. and the anonymous exchange was great because in fact frank mir is not a lighting bolt. BUT Brock might very well be a large building. Thats a mythbusters episode waiting to happen